[00:02] <Frastus> Damn
[00:02] <Frastus> 4 wounds
[00:02] <Frastus> Minus toughness
[00:02] <Frastus> Thats
[00:02] <Frastus> cool
[00:02] <Frastus> No damage
[00:02] <Frastus> Heheh
[00:02] <Vis> the cut only superficially scores his arm, and the cable.....
[00:02] <Vis> test strength,.
[00:03] <Frastus> ,dhroll 45
[00:03] <Bayzid> strength bonus is added for melee blows right? :p
[00:03] <Servitor> Frastus: 22 Success by 2 degrees!
[00:03] <Frastus> YES
[00:03] <Vis> ,dhroll 40
[00:03] <Servitor> Vis: 73 Failure by 3 degrees!
[00:03] <Frastus> HAHAHAHAH
[00:03] <Frastus> GOOD SERVITOR
[00:03] <Frastus> BEST FRIEND
[00:03] <Vis> remains lodged, and Frastus rips it free from the beast, dealing two wounds of damage to it!
[00:04] <Vis> right, Severine, or Bayzid up next, you guys choose.
[00:04] <Vis> and yes, it is.
[00:04] <Bayzid> I believe severine had a higher initiative roll
[00:05] <Vis> remember you all have the gauntlets, and Bayzid has his Hotfoot.
[00:05] <Severine> I got an 8
[00:05] <Vis> you both got 8
[00:05] <Frastus> No
[00:05] <Bayzid> I got 6
[00:05] <Frastus> Bayzid got a 6
[00:05] <Vis> ffs, I couldn't get the right roll to save me life.....
[00:05] <Severine> I rolled a 5.
[00:05] <Vis> ignore me, severine, you're up!
[00:05] <Vis> AAAAAAAH
[00:05] <Vis> Bayzid!
[00:05] <Vis> Go!
[00:05] <Vis> saveme!
[00:05] <Severine> NO
[00:06] <Severine> You add your Ag bonus to your roll.
[00:06] <Bayzid> severine, just do your thing
[00:06] <Severine> Ok.
[00:07] <Severine> Well, since Frastus is in melee combat, I can't really do much because my forte is guns.
[00:07] <Severine> How far away from it am I?
[00:07] <Vis> not any more, remember? he took out it's arm.
[00:07] <Vis> the room is 20x20ft
[00:07] <Vis> so close range.
[00:07] <Severine> Ok.
[00:07] <Severine> I'll shoot at it full auto with my pistol.
[00:08] <Bayzid> bonuses to BS apply?
[00:08] <Severine> Looking up its stats.
[00:08] <Vis> +10 from it being preoccupied with losing a cable.
[00:08] <Vis> it's a homebrew Sev, you won't find any.
[00:09] <Severine> Ok.
[00:09] <Vis> but yes, +10 from it being preoccupied.
[00:09] <Severine> ,dhroll 50
[00:09] <Servitor> Severine: 59 Failure by 0 degrees!
[00:09] <Severine> Well, full auto. At least one shot hit.
[00:09] <Severine> I think.
[00:09] <Frastus> I just realized
[00:09] <Vis> you could always use fate here.
[00:10] <Frastus> We would make the most awesome combining mecha
[00:10] <Frastus> Me as the arms and torso
[00:10] <Frastus> Severine as the head
[00:10] <Severine> I wouldn't use fate because of a dice bot being mean.
[00:10] <Severine> YES.
[00:10] <Frastus> And Bayzid would form the legs
[00:10] <Severine> Saturday would be the back pack.
[00:11] <Bayzid> can I shoot it now? :p
[00:11] <Frastus> No
[00:11] <Vis> yes, one hit of damage, to...
[00:11] <Frastus> You kick it
[00:11] <Vis> ,dhburst
[00:11] <Servitor> Vis, [67]: Body, body, arm, head, arm, each additional: body.
[00:11] <Vis> the back plates.
[00:11] <Vis> roll damage for you gun.
[00:11] <Severine> 1d10+2
[00:11] <Servitor> Severine: 10:8+2
[00:11] <Severine> Yay
[00:12] <Severine> This is when rolling high is good.
[00:12] <Vis> 10 damage, doing 3 wounds of damage to the chest, and causing it a level of fatigue.
[00:12] <Severine> DnD would be fantastic with your dicebot.
[00:12] <Severine> nat 20's across the board.
[00:12] <Bayzid> as long as we weren't on the receiving end :p
[00:12] <Vis> damn right.
[00:12] <Severine> Yeah.
[00:13] <Vis> Bayzid, you're up.
[00:13] <Bayzid> standard attack are half actions right?
[00:13] <Vis> yes.
[00:13] <Bayzid> must they all be declared up front?
[00:13] <Severine> In order.
[00:14] <Vis> no, you can change your mind as to whether you full out attack, or half attack.
[00:14] <Vis> wait, Sev, let me check
[00:14] <Severine> I mean, you choose your 1st half action, then 2nd half action, or your 1 full action.
[00:15] <Severine> *choose your 1st half action, do it, then choose your 2nd half action.
[00:15] <Vis> yeah, that's right.
[00:15] <Severine> I think.
[00:15] <Vis> yep.
[00:15] <Vis> go Bayzid.
[00:15] <Severine> Ok.
[00:15] <Bayzid> I shoot at the robot thingy with my inferno pistol
[00:16] <Vis> okay, two secs...
[00:16] <Vis> ,dhroll 55
[00:16] <Servitor> Vis: 23 Success by 3 degrees!
[00:16] <Severine> You lucky son of a bitch.
[00:16] <Vis> it dodges out of the way, it's cabled arms flailing.
[00:16] <Vis> next move?
[00:17] <Bayzid> I shoot at it again
[00:17] <Vis> ,dhroll 55
[00:17] <Servitor> Vis: 39 Success by 1 degree!
[00:17] <Bayzid> ;_;
[00:17] <Vis> wait, let me check my map a second.....
[00:18] <Vis> it can't dodge that one, it's not got anywhere to dodge TO
[00:18] <Frastus> Heheh
[00:18] <Frastus> Wait
[00:18] <Frastus> Does that mean I can't dodge either?
[00:18] <Severine> Then Frastus would be hit too.
[00:18] <Severine> Wouldn't it?
[00:19] <Frastus> Meh
[00:19] <Vis> frastus came out of melee with it when he tore off a cable
[00:19] <Frastus> -8 DR anyway
[00:19] <Bayzid> so, can I test BS now?
[00:19] <Vis> plus, whenever a dodge action is made, I move you in a random direction on my map.
[00:19] <Vis> no need, inferno pistol remember?
[00:19] <Frastus> Oh yeah
[00:19] <Vis> it moved into an alcove.
[00:19] <Bayzid> thought it was only for flamers :p
[00:20] <Frastus> Let the flames begin
[00:20] <Bayzid> anywee
[00:20] <Vis> inferno pistols ARE flamer.
[00:20] <Vis> roll damage!
[00:20] <Bayzid> technically they are melta weapons
[00:20] <Bayzid> 2d10+4
[00:20] <Servitor> Bayzid: 8:4+4
[00:21] <Bayzid> -.-
[00:21] <Severine> Roll it as 1d10+1d10+4
[00:21] <Vis> 1 wound of damage, and.....
[00:21] <Vis> ,dhroll 55
[00:21] <Servitor> Vis: 33 Success by 2 degrees!
[00:21] <Bayzid> it has 12 penetration
[00:21] <Frastus> Shit
[00:21] <Frastus> I forgot to upodate my euipment
[00:22] <Frastus> Oh well
[00:22] <Vis> in that case, 8 damage, and it puts itself out.
[00:22] <Vis> The beast looks damaged, and screams as Saturday charges it, all four chainswords firing up.
[00:23] <Vis> ,dhroll40
[00:23] <Vis> ,dhroll 40
[00:23] <Servitor> Vis: 27 Success by 1 degree!
[00:23] <Vis> ,dhroll 40
[00:23] <Frastus> Egoist
[00:23] <Servitor> Vis: 53 Failure by 1 degree!
[00:23] <Vis> ,dhroll 50
[00:23] <Servitor> Vis: 38 Success by 1 degree!
[00:23] <Bayzid> slay it, summoner of vomit and migraine!
[00:23] <Vis> He fails to grapple onto the machine, and is hit backwards, landing behind severine with an almighty crash.
[00:24] <Severine> The way I see it, that should be a sucess.
[00:24] <Vis> frastus, yer up
[00:24] <Vis> how so?
[00:25] <Frastus> Hmm
[00:25] <Frastus> I drop my axe
[00:25] <Severine> 2 degrees of success, 1 degree of failure. One of the success degrees cancels out the failure, and you're left with 1 success.
[00:25] <Vis> good point.
[00:25] <Frastus> And Quickdraw my flamer that I forgot I had
[00:25] <Vis> I'll let him roll one of his arms damage at the thing.
[00:25] <Frastus> You do that
[00:25] <Vis> 2 secs frastus.
[00:25] <Severine> Quick Draw covers putting weapons away too, I think.
[00:25] <Vis> 1d10+5
[00:25] <Servitor> Vis: 14:9+5
[00:26] <Severine> Go Saturday!
[00:26] <Vis> 14 damage, knocking away the last of it's plating in an almighty blow!
[00:26] <Frastus> Neat
[00:26] <Vis> it looks haggard, and is leaking preservative fluid......
[00:26] <Frastus> Now I can strike the soft core
[00:26] <Vis> frastus has drawn his flamer.....
[00:26] <Frastus> And SHOOTS
[00:26] <Frastus> I mean
[00:26] <Frastus> I FIRE
[00:26] <Frastus> BWHAHAHAHA xD
[00:27] <Severine> ):<
[00:27] <Vis> no room to dodge for it yet, so go.
[00:27] <Bayzid> does hitting a servitor's soft parts even harm them?
[00:27] <Vis> just as much as it harms an admech priest.
[00:27] <Bayzid> my question stands :p
[00:27] <Severine> They need the flesh just as much as the machine.
[00:27] <Bayzid> okies
[00:27] <Severine> Unless the flesh is replaced.
[00:27] <Frastus> 1d10+4
[00:27] <Servitor> Frastus: 14:10+4
[00:27] <Frastus> YES
[00:28] <Bayzid> RIGHTEOUS FUREH!!
[00:28] <Vis> ,dhburst.
[00:28] <Vis> ,dhburst
[00:28] <Servitor> Vis, [67]: Body, body, arm, head, arm, each additional: body.
[00:28] <Severine> What about Saturday? He's in melee combat.
[00:28] <Frastus> Wait, he is?
[00:28] <Frastus> Shit
[00:28] <Severine> If you hurt him.
[00:28] <Frastus> That's what happens if you retcon shit
[00:28] <Vis> You flame it in the chest, and continue pulling the trigger, pressing even deeper into it's flesh.
[00:28] <Vis> ,dhroll 15
[00:28] <Servitor> Vis: 40 Failure by 2 degrees!
[00:28] <Vis> Saturday is caught in your blast as well, but falls over, precluding him from further damage.
[00:29] <Severine> You wouldn't be hurting it right now if I didn't
[00:29] <Vis> roll again
[00:29] <Frastus> me?
[00:29] <Severine> How much damage did he take?
[00:29] <Frastus> 1d10+4
[00:29] <Servitor> Frastus: 14:10+4
[00:29] <Frastus> HAHAHAHA
[00:29] <Vis> you got righteous fury, roll damage again.
[00:29] <Frastus> 1d10+4
[00:29] <Servitor> Frastus: 5:1+4
[00:29] <Frastus> D:
[00:29] <Bayzid> mauled
[00:29] <Vis> The flames burst from it's back, and it screams, warp energy pulsing thrtough the room.
[00:29] <Frastus> I think
[00:30] <Vis> the final burst incinerates it's head completely, and it dies in a fiery heap, shuddering.
[00:30] <Frastus> I might have a Bonus against fobots :V
[00:30] <Bayzid> "Severine? Is a servitor supposed to do that when he's being burned?"
[00:30] <Frastus> "I don't thiink so"
[00:30] <Severine> "I would say it should not."
[00:30] <Frastus> I check Saturday
[00:30] <Severine> As do I.
[00:30] <Frastus> Is he singed?
[00:30] <Vis> saturday is burned, and his robes are completely on fire.
[00:30] <Frastus> Either way
[00:31] <Frastus> I help him up
[00:31] <Vis> he spends a full round putting himself out
[00:31] <Frastus> And extinguish the flames
[00:31] <Severine> I help him.
[00:31] <Frastus> Yay for friendship!
[00:31] <Severine> Yaay.
[00:31] <Vis> after getting up Saturday continues Attacking the corpse.
[00:31] <Frastus> That might be bad
[00:31] <Frastus> He could get infected
[00:31] <Vis> The swords churn up great chunks of the floor, and his flamers burn the remains to ash.
[00:31] <Frastus> Or destroy evidence
[00:32] <Vis> he calms down, and retracts his mechadendrites.
[00:32] <Frastus> "I think"
[00:32] <Severine> I send him a burst of static praising him for good work.
[00:32] <Frastus> "I was right when I mentioned cultist"
[00:32] <Vis> He then Blasts binary chatter at Frastus, thankful for the help./
[00:32] <Frastus> s
[00:32] <Severine> "It was a heretical machine. It must be destroyed."
[00:32] <Vis> 'What is going on here!'
[00:33] <Severine> I holster my pistol.
[00:33] <Vis> you see a man in a greatcoat run towards you with a pistol drawn
[00:33] <Frastus> Ditto
[00:33] <Vis> 'What have you done!?'
[00:33] <Frastus> I stand in fromnt of the other two
[00:33] <Frastus> And by that
[00:33] <Bayzid> "Your servitor tried to kill us. We defended ourselves. And you are?"
[00:33] <Severine> "This machine was defecting, and I had to destroy it."
[00:33] <Frastus> I mean not Bayzid :V
[00:33] <Severine> I indicate the ash on the floor.
[00:34] <Vis> 'Tracy? well what about my Sergeant? why did you kill him?' He gestures to the headless body of the black clad man.
[00:34] <Frastus> "That was your servant, sir"
[00:34] <Severine> "Tracy killed him."
[00:34] <Frastus> I hold up the cable
[00:35] <Vis> 'Damn right he was! why is he dead?'
[00:35] <Frastus> "Ripped off his head with this"
[00:35] <Vis> 'Who did?'
[00:35] <Frastus> "Your servant"
[00:35] <Frastus> "The robot"
[00:35] <Frastus> "The demon-possessed one"
[00:35] <Vis> 'Tracy? I knew she was broken, but....'
[00:36] <Severine> "Excuse me, my aquaintences are a little... dim-witted. I am Severine, Tech Priestess. You servitor, Tracy, had defected to the powers of the warp, and killed your sergeant."
[00:36] <Vis> 'I see the crest of the Enflamed ones on those gauntlets, so I guess you'd know better than me..'He holsters the poistol and Salutes.
[00:36] <Severine> I nod in return.
[00:36] <Vis> 'Commander Flett, of the Inquisition, in charge of goings on here in Foramen.
[00:36] <Severine> "Ah yes.
[00:36] <Severine> "
[00:36] <Vis> you are?
[00:37] <Bayzid> "Arbitrator Bayzid."
[00:37] <Vis> 'All of you have come during a dark time in Foramens history...'
[00:38] <Bayzid> "Elaborate, please."
[00:38] <Severine> "Can you tell me what is going on here?"
[00:38] <Vis> 'The Omnissiah has forsaken our world, the machine spirits have all gone mad. We are being punished for our lack of faith.'
[00:38] <Frastus> Fear not, our group has enough faith for everybody!
[00:39] <Frastus> One we kill Bayzid of yourse
[00:39] <Severine> "Do you have any explanation as to why?"
[00:39] <Severine> His stupidity only enhances his faith.
[00:39] <Vis> 'We have no idea. We sent an expedition down to the lower hives with Cog, and most of our stormtroopers.'
[00:39] <Vis> He looks ashamed..
[00:40] <Frastus> "And they never returned?"
[00:40] <Bayzid> can we stop hitting on bayzid now, I'm starting to have trouble telling when friendly jesting ends and mockery begins -.-
[00:40] <Vis> 'None of them.'
[00:40] <Severine> "What was the last thing you heard from them? Surely you kept Vox contact with them."
[00:40] <Severine> Yeah, Ok.
[00:40] <Frastus> I only do jests
[00:40] <Severine> Same.
[00:40] <Severine> But Ok.
[00:41] <Bayzid> ty
[00:41] <Frastus> I mean
[00:41] <Severine> No problem.
[00:41] <Frastus> Dude has a robot leg
[00:41] <Frastus> Oh
[00:41] <Frastus> wait
[00:41] <Frastus> He doesn't
[00:41] <Frastus> Nvmd :/
[00:41] <Vis> They were attempting to get the Scum dwon there to tell them more about the problems in the air filtration, and then everything below level 3 went dead.
[00:41] <Vis> robot foot.
[00:41] <Frastus> WIth a gun
[00:41] <Frastus> Pewpewkickpew
[00:41] <Vis> and a boot knife.
[00:42] <Severine> "Does this planet have anything in the way of a Planetary Defence Force, or some imperial Guard?"
[00:42] <Frastus> Pewpewkickpewstabkick
[00:42] <Vis> 'The PDF were all requisitioned by the Adeptus Hostilitas three months ago.
[00:43] <Vis> We have a cruiser in orbit, but they refuse to end aid..
[00:43] <Vis> *send
[00:43] <Bayzid> "What was the reason for redeployment?"
[00:43] <Severine> "We are the aid."
[00:43] <Vis> We called for help from the inquisition, as soon as we knew there was a demonic presence here.
[00:43] <Vis> You were sent here, so I suppose they meant you.
[00:44] <Frastus> "Has anybody else handled your servitor before us?"
[00:44] <Vis> Redeployment was due to something in the outer rims going awry. We don't know much else.
[00:44] <Severine> "We talked to the governors son, Jonas, earlier. Hem entioned something about a cleansing. What did he mean?"
[00:44] <Vis> and Yes, one of the Admech priest from our expeditionary force stopped her from being quite so crazy a few weeks ago.
[00:44] <Vis> the she started ating strangely after a few days.
[00:45] <Bayzid> "What was the priest's name?"
[00:45] <Frastus> "...Heretek I bet"
[00:45] <Vis> Cleansing was the Governors idea. it's where our remaining stormtroopes comb the levels we hav eVox contact with, and kill anything outside after curfew.
[00:46] <Vis> The priest was called..' He looks up towards the sky for a moment.' Gia, I think. Lovely girl, really.'
[00:46] <Severine> "Earlier, we found schorch marks on the floor, and metal shavings dissimilar to the metal of the floor. Have these things been repored yet?"
[00:47] <Vis> We don't get many reports these days.
[00:47] <Severine> "Has Gia ever visited here before that?"
[00:47] <Bayzid> "Where is this 'lovely girl' at now?"
[00:47] <Vis> not since we lost the help of the Arbites.
[00:48] <Vis> Gia was our resident Tech Priest here, we sent her down to help Cog, and his acolytes fix the air filters in the underhive.
[00:48] <Vis> 'I am...Sad, that we lost her.'
[00:48] <Vis> 'But the emperor takes who he will, and leaves the righteous.'
[00:48] <Severine> "Were Gia and Cog acting strangely before they went into the Underhive?"
[00:48] <Vis> 'If she llives, she lives.'
[00:49] <Severine> (I feel like I'm in a cop show haha.)
[00:49] <Vis> Cog was always a bit strange, but Gia has always been exemplary, neever slacking, always doing well in her duties.
[00:49] <Bayzid> "Define strange."
[00:49] <Vis> (good investigative sesh so far then?)
[00:49] <Severine> (Yeah.)
[00:50] <Vis> Cog was a bit different to other Priests here. Less friendly, more standoffish.'
[00:50] <Frastus> Hmmm
[00:50] <Vis> after he went offworld with that rogue trader a few years back he's always been cold.
[00:50] <Frastus> The loner is a stereotypical spy
[00:50] <Bayzid> "Unfriendly and standoffish... Not so different I'd say." I glance sidelong at severine
[00:50] <Vis> Colder than usual I mean.
[00:50] <Severine> (Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
[00:50] <Vis> Saturday Click at you, offended.> Saturday Click at you, offended.
[00:50] <Frastus> While the girl...
[00:51] <Frastus> Good deception checks I bet
[00:51] <Frastus> Or everybody else kept failing their spot checks
[00:51] <Bayzid> "Do you recall the name of said Trader?"
[00:51] <Vis> you could try throwing your weight around.
[00:51] <Vis> I don't remember, we never had cause to deal with the brat.
[00:52] <Severine> "That's for the best. In my experience, Rogue Traders can be very extravagent and rude."
[00:52] <Vis> This one doubly so, according to what I heard. A real brat. Hercules or something I think his name was...
[00:52] <Bayzid> I open my mouth to speak, but close it shortly after and clear my throat.
[00:53] <Vis> Arbitrator?
[00:53] <Vis> you had something to say?
[00:53] <Severine> "You have something to say, Bayzid?"
[00:54] <Bayzid> "Nothing pertinent. You say this Hercules was a brat, yet you never had a motive to deal with him?"
[00:54] <Vis> I have only the gossip from the troopers to go on. for all I know he was an absolute gentlemean.
[00:55] <Bayzid> "So, he was unusually young? Do you mean that when you say brat?"
[00:55] <Severine> Be right back. Fudgecicles are calling me.
[00:55] <Vis> I meant only that he was young, and that he acted like a spoiled child, treating his betters with contempt.
[00:56] <Vis> Bayzid, roll fellowship, and add a bonus for intimidation.
[00:56] <Vis> +10
[00:56] <Bayzid> ,dhroll 50
[00:56] <Servitor> Bayzid: 30 Success by 2 degrees!
[00:56] <Vis> right, say something intimidating.
[00:57] <Vis> psush him.
[00:57] <Severine> (No Inquisitor you are the heretics)
[00:57] <Vis> (and then inquisitor was a heretic)
[00:58] <Severine> (uyuu?)
[00:59] <Bayzid> "Yes, and you're acting like someone who's witholding information that could prevent you from becoming a cultist's doll. Want me to describe how that goes in detail?"
[00:59] <Vis> He looks unesy, and shifts a little, toying with a small Rosette hung around his neck...
Poll
Author
Topic: <BLACK CRUSADE> Hiatus removed, Difficulty vote in place! (Read 66578 times)