Doesn't matter to me.
Also, sheet.
Name: Jessica Aurallo
Player: NewsMuffin
Archetype: Apostate
Gender: Female
Rank: lolwut
Warband Name: N/A
Pride: Beauty
Disgrace: Greed (Fluffed as naivity)
Motivation: Perfection
Description: Jess is a generic woman. Her skin is generic. Her face is generic. Her eyes are generic and brown. Her hair is dark black, and generic. She wears a dark gray cowl with the hood up, obscuring her face. There is a pendant of Slaanesh around her neck, attached to a thin silver chain. Under the cowl is a faded pinkish purple Imperial Guard uniform. The color is almost too faded to be recognized. There are many patches stitched on, in varying colors. The sleeves are horribly torn, and blood stained, as is the left pants leg which is missing below the shin. Her sword is strapped to her back in a leather sheath, readily accessed by her left hand. Her laspistol is tucked into a utility belt with many pouches. Most are empty. The Tome is tucked into a messenger bag. Her armor is worn beneath the clothes, which is possible because mesh isn't that bulkey. She has a bandolier of 10 Krak Grenades strapped across her chest. She has a grenade launcher slung across her back as well, over her sword.
Jess is five foot, two inches tall. Her frame is generic. Her hips are generic, like the rest of her. Her breasts are generic.
Or so it appears. Her gift from Slaanesh, the Illusion of Normalcy, is just that. An illusion. Through warp magic or some aura, she has kept her original beauty underneath.
Reference: Jess is a rather attractive woman. Her skin is pale, but not so pale to be unsightly. Or pasty. Her face is slight, and, for a lack of a better term, cute. Her eyes are slightly large, and brown. Her hair is deep black with quite a few purple streaks, and cut short, framing her face, and tied into a small bun in the back.
Jess is five foot, two inches tall. Her frame is thin, through metabolism, not malnutrition. Her hips curve nicely, like the rest of her, but they could be better. Her breasts are 36B, or would be if chaos used modern methods of measuring. They're firm and perky. That's as in-depth as I'm going. For real, this feels creepy typing it.
Alignment: Slaanesh: 6
Khorne: 0
Nurgle: 0
Tzeentch: 0
Unaligned: 0
ILLUSION OF NORMALCY: UNREMARKABLE, +20 TO DECEIVE
WS: 31
BS: 33
S: (3) 37
T: (3) 36
Ag: (4) 40
Int: (4) 41
Per: (3) 35
WP: (2) 25
Fel: (6) 63
Inf: 23
Wounds: 12
Insanity: 100
Corruption: 13
EXP: 1700
Advancements:
Fellowship (Simple, Intermediate) (Slaanesh): 750
Acrobatics (Slaanesh): 200
Lightning Reflexes (Slaanesh): 250
Mimic (Slaanesh): 250
Deceive +10 (Slaanesh): 200
Spent EXP: 1650
Starting Skills:
Awareness, Charm +10, Command, Deceive, Scholastic Lore (Adeptus Astartes, Horus Heresy, Inquisition), Forbidden Lore (), Inquiry +10, Dodge, Commerce, Security
Starting Traits:
Quick and the Dead, Serpent's Tongue
Starting Talents:
Air of Authority, Hatred (Imperial Guard), Peer (Legionnaires), Total Recall, Unshakeable Will, Weapon Training (Las, Primary), Radiant Presence, Mimic, Lesser Minion of Chaos
Starting Gear:
Common Quality Stub Revolver (2 Magazines), Best-Quality Sword, Mesh Armour, Chaos symbol pendant (Slaanesh), unholy tomes (Unholy Tome of Seduction), 10 Krak Grenades, Grenade Launcher
Dyonus The Retarded Butler:
WS 1
BS 1
S 20
T 23
Ag 15
Int 10
Per 10
WP 10
Fel 30
Loyalty 63
Traits:
Size (4)
Skills/Talents:
Deceive, Charm, Security
Cursed Heirloom (necklace with deep red gem), Ambidextrous, Peer (Butlers), Cat Fall, Lightning Reflexes
Gear:
Butler Outfit, butler equipment