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Author Topic: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure  (Read 4760 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2011, 01:04:37 pm »

"Then lets just go fishing, softie. Fish have bones too, and you never had a problem killing them."
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2011, 01:05:31 pm »

Lets explore the woods
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2011, 01:06:04 pm »

Come up a convoluted plan to get Thodam to have a strange mood so he won't have to deal with Master Orebeard anymore
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2011, 01:07:53 pm »

When one option gets two votes, we'll go for that.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2011, 01:12:37 pm »

Firh, try not to be eaten by carp
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« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2011, 01:14:49 pm »

"Alright, you big softie, lets go fishing." Thodem brightens up. "Underground or overground?" he asks.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2011, 01:15:15 pm »

Underground
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2011, 01:16:41 pm »

Under
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« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2011, 01:23:51 pm »

"Underground" Urist said, "Maybe we can find a really scary fish!" Thodam's expression showed that he obviously didn't like such an idea, but he nonetheless could not look forward to a bit of fishing. "Great, I'll meet you at the enterance to the underground. Lets go fetch our rods."

Urist began walking home, to retrieve his fishing rod. However, on the way there, he heard a commotion - he was walking through a passage through a dimly lit corridor of the Lower Residential District, when he heard shouting and running down another, much darker and tigher passage.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2011, 01:27:20 pm »

Avoid it. You are unarmed and a child. The best you can do is get yourself hurt.

...That said a quick peek would be interesting.
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2011, 01:29:18 pm »

Sneak over and check out the commotion
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2011, 02:54:47 pm »

Don't go there.  The last thing we need would to be murdered by a troll.  Wait, what if it's a gorlak?  they speak, and we could benefit from some helpful advice.  Check it out quickly, and be careful and prepared to run.
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2011, 03:47:59 pm »

Urist sneaked down, trying to make as little noise as possible. Round a small bend, he peaked around, and quickly turn back as he realised how close to them he was.

Gruff Voice: No, you were meant to have the merchendise by TODAY!
Hesitant Voice: L-L-Look, the boss is having some trouble with negotiations, our agents has been searched and executed! We're trying to get more, but they jacked up the price!
Gruff Voice: Look, you idiot! Get us the Cuteboldogpraphy by tomorrow, or you and your family are DEAD!

Urist was shocked. Cuteboldogprahy is a serious crime - depicting any kobold in a cute, innocent or otherwise adorable way is seen as sympathising with the filthy rodents!

Then again, you could probably carve some Cutebold figurines yourself, and sell them for a good price.

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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2011, 03:49:29 pm »

Report this to the authorities.
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Re: Just Another Dwarf - A Suggestion Based Text Adventure
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2011, 03:54:51 pm »

Carve the cuteboldography your self to save the family.
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