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[scriver]

Ah. A bounty hunter, smuggler and a jailor in the same party. Niiice. At least my halfling can pretend to do legal work. It is, sometimes. Of course, nothing says the jailor need to be decent either

Also, Barbarossa, I think you would do awesome in my bounty hunting operation. I track the target, you beat him up, and then we drag him back together. How about partnering up?

Manackes = mistyping of manackles.

And yes actually it's a drinking vessel.

So my little Bonniface thought it was best to spend his last gold on a not-quite helmet, rather than invest in some decent body protection, even though he has a job that puts him in harms way on a daily basis.
...Halfling logic. Can't argue with it.

[Dsarker]

How else is he going to enjoy second breakfast?

[scriver]

Not to mention elevenses, or luncheon. No wonder he has no money, he spends more time bountying himself than he does hunting. Say, do everbody elses "camping set" also include a finely crafted tea set, a small portable coffee table and a picknick basket-and-cloth?

[Dsarker]

No, but I merely have to summon it.

[moghopper]

actually a Leather jack is a piece of chest armor

[Dsarker]

Huh. The only thing I found when I did a google search was a drinking utensil.

[scriver]

So it is a leather jacket then, or has it some other shape?

[moghopper]

So it is a leather jacket then, or has it some other shape?

its a jacket.

[Heron TSG]

Also, Barbarossa, I think you would do awesome in my bounty hunting operation. I track the target, you beat him up, and then we drag him back together. How about partnering up?

Sure, I suppose. Can anyone explain what all these abbreviations are?

[moghopper]

you guys should join the Hamachi network:

B12 WFRP

Password is B12


Edit: And another thing, who wants to do an instructional session tommorow?

[Yoink]

Okay, well I worked out what Hamachi is and downloaded it.
And I probably can, what time exactly?

[moghopper]

11 Pm gmt

[Yoink]

Uhm... Do I add daylight savings to that? If not... I think that's 9am for me, I should be able to make it!

How's this for backstory: Pieter Hammertoe, a corrupt, booze-guzzling jailor to a sleepy town in Ostland, who has a foot fetish for some reason, was rudely awoken from his mid-afternoon nap by a group of citizens bearing news of sightings of a certain ruddy-faced elf, a suspected smuggler known as Lanoras, in the area. Grumbling angrily, he heaved himself out of his sleeping cot and gathered his equipment, namely as much booze as he could fit in his camping set, along with his mace.
Bla bla bla... Not really being too keen to hunt down a criminal on his lonesome, the questing jailor made a stop at (Such-and-such a place along the way) to re-stock on wine and attempt to recruit the services of the noted dwarven mercenary, Tolbrek Bjornisson.
Whilst there, he encountered a tattooed young apprentice wizard named Sigfried, as well as (possibly seated at a corner table, sitting propped up on an extra chair) the feared halfling bounty hunter, Bonniface of the Bridge, just daring anyone to joke about his height.

Presumably, they all agree to hunt the smuggler, bla bla bla, and track down Lanoras, at which point the elf claims to be innocent of any crimes, Tolbrek demands a pay-raise to cover travel expenses (i.e new boots), Bonniface suggests they discuss it all over a light three-course lunch, and Pieter agrees that a drop of wine could help thought. Eventually, all the (money-hungry) parties suddenly realise how much more profitable it would be to team up and work together, and the all go marching gaily along down the yellow-brick road/dirt track/blood-stained cobbles.

That's just an idea, what do you guys think? I'm just suggesting some way our bizarrely-varied characters could end up working together.

[Dsarker]

Wait, Yoink, are you an Aussie?

[Yoink]

Yeah! Don't worry, I have an alarm clock.