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Author Topic: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 8, Turn 2)  (Read 29788 times)

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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #165 on: August 02, 2011, 07:47:51 am »

Collectin' is good and all, but it'd be an affront to mah massive (and legitimate) power reserves to just chip at stone all day long.  So's imma make
something good!


Take the oak log and six alien branches from the group, then craft a totem with the maple sticks, alien sticks, lapis lazuli and oak log.
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #166 on: August 02, 2011, 12:15:10 pm »

I think I shall try again on gathering darkness/shadows.
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #167 on: August 02, 2011, 07:17:02 pm »

That's why I said to do that to the PLANET, NOT THE ASTEROID!
Rip out the planet's core if the core is metal! And the Mantel and other layers of core! LEAVE IT AS AN ASTEROID OF PURE STONE!

Also, your personal life is important, don't neglect it for us.
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #168 on: August 04, 2011, 07:08:56 pm »

BUMP?
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #169 on: August 05, 2011, 07:50:47 am »

BUMP?
Patience, young grashopper ;)

World difficulty: 97
You are standing on an asteroid about one km across. The rock is, of course, completely barren. You see a rather bright star a beginning supernova relatively nearby, and a few dark planets around it.

Assemble the rocks into a rock-robot.
Attempt: 13
You puzzle with the rocks for a while, trying to find the best way to make them into an awesome shape. You decide to go with a rocky humanoid, roughly half a meter in height and just as wide. But the actual implementation proves tiresome. The rock is a very difficult material to shape and bend, let alone use it for fine-tuned engines or even wiring. After attempting to flatten one of the rocks into a workable sheet, without breaking it, you give up. These rocks are not made for roboticism, they are golemancy-aligned.
+13 Golemancing XP

Now, lets collect large amounts of rock..
Attempt: 100
Bingo
Quality: 340
Quantity: 1

This is your last day on this planet, and you are determined to make it work. You step out of the portal.
Every pace you take on the barren surface of the rock shakes the ground beneath you. If anyone where to watch you walk, they would be awed by your appearance, a tall, dark shadow, slowly treading forward, the exploding star behind you, as if it was a personal aura. You feel you could take on the universe, no, you can take on the universe. You know, while you are walking, that everything, anything, is within your grasp. The stars are aligned right, or your powers have grown beyond containment, whatever it is, you are the man of the hour, the hero, the warrior who makes the very stars tremble and planets shiver in fear, the center of the universe, a singularity, a power so great even the gods themselves would fear to wield it.
The asteroid still shakes with every step, and then you stand still. For a second, everything is silent. Every animal, everywhere and anywhere, holds his breath as you are about to speak. Every stream stops running, every fire stops burning. The planets stop dead in their tracks, waiting for you to resume their orbit. The universe stands still, for a moment that feels like eternity. And then you speak. One word.
"Rock."
You whispered it, but trough all of spacetime echoes your voice, nesting that one word in the brain of everything which has one. For thousands of years to come, cults would worship the Rock. Dozens of calendars would start on this very day. Hundreds of people would bury themselves alive, to become one with the Rock. Millions would start and end their day praying to it. And from everywhere, immeasurable billions of lightyears around you, people offer every single rock on their planet to you.
As you go to sleep, an unimaginable amount of rocks is heading trough the fifth dimension of prayerspace, straight for your back pocket. And you know these rocks will clump together as the come closer to you, merging on a very subatomic level, middling out every trace of mineral they have. In the end, just before arriving, you will be left with one single rock. But what a rock. The rock upon which all rocks are based. The very model of a rock. The rock that rocks all rocks. You will not have a rock, you will not have a sweet or awesome rock, you will have THE rock. It will be perfect, and gigantic, and it will make the neighbors jealous.
And just before you slumber off, you notice, between the rocks flying towards you, a dot of music. A rock song. You smile. And you see it is good.
+100 Gather XP (level up!)
+1 The Rock (I: 340)
+1 Rock Song (I: 50)


Try again. The heat can come from the star which is going nova. At least it is easier to adjust that way.
Attempt: 21 + 5
You clean up your workshop, and walk outside with the flask and the dust. You shield your body against cold, and drop the dust into the flask.
Instantly, the flask freezes. You throw it towards the star.
That is to say, you attempt to throw it. The flask is so cold, it is frozen stuck on your forcefield! The blue energy beams normally making up the shield are white and crystalline, and even through the protection it offers you feel your hand getting colder. You decide to stop experimenting with this chilly stuff for a day, and separate the components before your shield collapses.
(+21 Alchemy XP)

Take the oak log and six alien branches from the group, then craft a totem with the maple sticks, alien sticks, lapis lazuli and oak log.
Attempt: 28
You decide to make all of the stuff you gathered, and some things you've seen in group inventory, into a wonderful totem. You place everything in a roughly totem-y pattern, then you start thinking about animals and other stuff to carve into it.
But you can't think of anything good enough. You have little inspiration, and the few thjings you come up with are either not totem-worthy or not godcrafting-worthy. You are struggling, so to say, with a Totemizer's Block. Your Muse is on a day off. Your creativity is in freefall. And before you know it, the day is wasted.
+28 Totemizer XP

I think I shall try again on gathering darkness/shadows.
Attempt: 93
Quality: 198
Quantity: 1

You decide to leave the philosophical questions to the philosophers, and concentrate on the important stuff: gathering shadows. Or darkness. As there is a star exploding nearby, you know where to find the best shadows: just behind the asteroid. Not a single ray of light could get there, if you wait for the right moment, when the planets are on the star side of the asteroid. Else, they'd reflect light on the dark side, making it an impure shadow.
You wait patiently for hours. Finally, the second planet sets, and your side of the asteroid is covered in complete and utter darkness. You open a bottle, and after an arbitrary amount of time, you close it again. You have no idea why you did that o why you think it'll work. But once you step back into the light, you notice the glass bottle radiates darkness around it in a wide radius, blocking the starlight over the better part of the asteroid.
When you get back into your workshop, you find a note. "Thanks, dude. My eyes were sore from those days in supernova light, you carrying that darkness around is perfect. And with your darkness and Reisen's experiment, the Aglaia won't overheat in this bombardment of solar energy, which is one thing less to worry about. -Osin"
+47 Gather XP
+ 1 Vial of Darkness (I: 198)
+ 10 Influence


That's why I said to do that to the PLANET, NOT THE ASTEROID!
I see. Don't worry, you would have failed it anyway.
Attempt: 43
You prepare to travel to the greatest of the two planets. You take a wheelbarrow and place a wide assortment of tools inside it: three pickaxes of varying hardness, a pneumatic hammer and a few regular ones of different sizes, a metal detector, and an inflatable oven. As you come outside, you take a few quick steps and then push off in the direction of your chosen planet. After a few hours of interplanetary travel, you are in orbit around what appears to be a gas giant.
But you didn't come out here to take a tour, you came for metal. There should be a solid core. You descend into the atmosphere, however, as you get close enough to the center to feel the core, you notice that once more, it is only rock. You sigh, and briefly contemplate godly suicide, but then return to the ship empty-handed.
+22 Gather XP

The Aglaia takes off once more.
World Difficulty: 1
You land on top of a grassy hill, surrounded by forests on three sides, and with a small river on the last. Mountains are nearby on one side, and down the hill, in a lake, under an ancient apple tree a man is bathing. This place seems yet untouched by civilization.

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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #170 on: August 05, 2011, 07:57:33 am »

Claim the energy vial, and combine it with the rock song, giving the song special powers to do with rocks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #171 on: August 05, 2011, 07:59:14 am »

Sell the rocks off, then gather metal from the mountains.
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #172 on: August 05, 2011, 08:01:59 am »

I'd like to keep crafting away, but this place has so many fun things to be gathered!

Go corpse hunting for some bones and animal skin!
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #173 on: August 05, 2011, 08:13:33 am »

After experimenting with that freezing flask, revert to more traditional Alchemy: Herbs. Gather plants.

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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #174 on: August 05, 2011, 11:15:23 am »

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Zufallszahlengenerator, warum hassen Sie mich?
Wenn Sie nicht aufhören, ein Arsch, zerbreche ich Ihre Programmier!

Ah well, this place can't be worse than the other place. Considering the -96 difficulty difference. (Inflatable oven? The ship has an inflatable oven?)

Metal. I must Find it.

Gather Metal
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #175 on: August 05, 2011, 12:41:18 pm »

I shall Craft taking the light, and the dark, and forming a yin-yang medallion out of them.
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #176 on: August 05, 2011, 03:44:09 pm »

Wow! Two turns in a day! The Apocalypse is near!
Also, I thought I lost the whole turn when my browser did something weird, and while typing that, ghost-me posted it. So, Haika, that's why your turn isn't here yet, five more minutes please.
Anyway.

World Difficulty: 1
You land on top of a grassy hill, surrounded by forests on three sides, and with a small river on the last. Mountains are nearby on one side, and down the hill, in a lake, under an ancient apple tree a man is bathing. This place seems yet untouched by civilization.

Claim the energy vial, and combine it with the rock song, giving the song special powers to do with rocks.
Attempt: 91
You lucky son of a bitch. That's three crits in four turns.
Quality: 150 + 78 + 50
Quantity: 1

The rock song has played in your head for too long now. True, it's an awesome song, but it gets repetitive after hours and hours of looping. Sadly, the only way you know of to store a song, is in your mind.
Time to clear it. You get a vial of weird energy from the group inventory, and concentrate to get the song out of your head. The next moment, a mass of twisting colors falls out of your ear. You place it next to the energy on the table. The song won't conserve long in this state, but it doesn't need to. You only need a few seconds. Being a half-god of rock has taught you a few things about the stuff, for instance the Secret Word for Rock in Yet Another Mysterious, Ancient and Powerful Language. And while uttering that very word, you pour the energy onto the song.
You see the song quickly absorbing the energy, more than you thought it could handle - the colors brighten, and the twisting doubles in speed, while the table around the song slowly turns into charcoal. You quickly take the song, and encapsulate it in a cooling field. Good thing you can do all this magic field stuff now that you're a god. You're fairly certain it won't decay anymore, either - songs like that don't decay. You are still not sure wheteher you should put it back in your head, as it would certainly kill any mortal who isn't clad in leather, but you do know that performing this song will cause things to happen. Epic things. Rock things.
+91 Musical Spellmaking XP
-1 Rock Song (I: 50)
-1 Energy Vial (I: 78)
+1 Rocky Rock Song (I: 278)


Sell the rocks off, then gather metal from the mountains.
Attempt: 27 + 1
You sell the rocks to the ship, and go for the mountains. You are sure you will find metal there, but after hours and hours of digging tunnels, scanning rocks, even X-raying the whole mountain, you can't find the slightest trace of metal. You almost start crying, and when it gets dark, and it is time to return to the ship, you turn towards the sky and shout: "Lord! Why can't I have just one bit of metal?"
A booming, manly voice shouts back: "Metal! Metal in the mountains! I knew I'd forgotten something! Give me a few hours, I'm still working on a little surprise for the guy downhill."
Utterly confused, you return to the ship.
+14 Gather XP

Go corpse hunting for some bones and animal skin!
Attempt: 60
Quality: 61
Quantity: 45 (1)

You walk in wide circles around the ship, carrying a good old bow with you. It doesn't take long for your enhanced senses to pick up a trail: Deer. A whole herd, traveling south, and you notice one set of tracks is much smaller. A kid. How sad. You almost wipe away a tear as you realize you are going to kill it violently, tearing it away from its family. But you don't, because you're a real man. Still, you can't help thinking about Bambi for a few seconds.
You approach the herd from the north, taking care not to have a smell. Yes, you can do that. You aim, and a few seconds later an arrow lodges itself firmly into the eye of the fawn, killing it instantly. The rest of the herd sprints away, as you gather your prize.
+30 Gather XP
+1 Dead Fawn (I: 61)


After experimenting with that freezing flask, revert to more traditional Alchemy: Herbs. Gather plants.
Attempt: 13
You don't have to look far to find herbs, and of a variety you've never seen before. A green, nine-fingered leaf, with fluorescent purple flowers. You decide to taste one, as taste is very important to recognize alchemical properties. Bitter for poison and toughness, sour for life and pessimism, sweet for happiness and addiction, salt for hard work and blandness. Or something like that. You don't quite remember. This plant tastes good, by the way. Was that a dragon? Your legs are trembling. Or maybe the rest of the earth is. Maybe the earth is cold. You give the earth your shawl and return to the ship, skipping, and counting dragons. You counted to 'pink' by the time you arrive. That is one awesome entrance. You've always wanted to have such an entrance. Maybe you can buy it? It would make for a great spoonholder. Nothing holds spoons like a good airlock.

You wake up with the worst headache you've ever had. You have no idea what was in these plants, and honestly, you don't want to know.
+7 Gather XP

Gather Metal
Attempt: 74
Quality: 42
Quantity: 81 (4)

Unlike Taric, you decide to look for metal under the meadow. You start to dig down, and after a few minutes, you come upon a vein of ore running trough the rock. You start mining, but the tunnel is cramped, the pickaxe is old, and in all fairness, you're suffering mild, but acute claustrophobia. You hack a few pieces loose, and quickly return to the surface, glad to be out in the open again.
+37 Gather XP
+4 Lumps of Iron Ore (I: 11)


I shall Craft taking the light, and the dark, and forming a yin-yang medallion out of them.
Attempt: 5
You open the light and darkness containers, and slowly form the respective energies into half a yin-yang shape each. Somehow, you manage to keep them flowing in perfect harmony, and you put the two halfs together.
At first, everything seems stable. However, for whatever reason, the edge between the shapes looks red. A thin, red line that slowly grows bigger, and as you notice it, it increases in speed. In a few seconds, the whole ball of light and darkness is red. Not red as in tomatoes, or firetrucks, no. It is red as if you were looking into an infinitely large chamber, painted with the blood of a thousand innocents. Where did that thought come from?
Before you can think about it, a thin, grey arm with slender, long fingers shoots out of the orb and grabs you by the neck. The hand feels like it's made from steel, you can't move, and something from beyond the orb screams some name: "ZUUL"
You hear an enormous bang, and together with the arm, the orb disappears in a flash. Smoke comes from your neck, and it feels severely burnt. Behind you is Osin, his fingers still stretched in a wizardly fashion. He relaxes, and calmly says: "That's what you get for mixing two opposites, without a barrier inbetween. Universe doesn't know what to do, can't handle it, throws in a demonic portal or something for good measure." He sighs. "I thought you knew that. To be honest, I'm a bit disappointed. Hope you learned something."
-1 Vial of Darkness (I: 198)
-2 Beams of Light (I: 9 each)
-10 Influence

I'm sorry :(

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« Last Edit: August 05, 2011, 04:02:07 pm by EagleV »
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #177 on: August 05, 2011, 03:49:24 pm »

Go search mountains for metal again...
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #178 on: August 05, 2011, 04:33:57 pm »

Well that didn't work very well. XD So much for that idea.

Lets' try some water crafting instead, using the water I traded for, I will Craft an Undine... ie: mermaid like fae made of water, with a cat like mind.

I shall also purchase the boring rocks, and pieces of wood from group storage for slim influence.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2011, 04:38:18 pm by Haika »
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Re: Osin's Automatons: TB Crafting Game (World 4, Turn 1)
« Reply #179 on: August 05, 2011, 04:57:49 pm »

Quickly, Mine for more Metal! I can craft at a later, more difficult world so I will not waste my chance!

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