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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #90 on: July 07, 2011, 08:04:48 pm »
smart plan comrade!
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #91 on: July 07, 2011, 09:05:49 pm »
Hijack an airplane and fly to Finland. Hypnotize your way onto an airplane somehow and then hypnotize the pilot to fly you to Finland, or any other country that uses the Euro, but Finland is preferred because they drink vodka too and will definitely sympathize with you.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #92 on: July 07, 2011, 09:12:52 pm »
NO. Ve must ztay een RUSSIA!
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #93 on: July 07, 2011, 09:15:49 pm »
Quote from: jc6036 on July 07, 2011, 09:12:52 pm
NO. Ve must ztay een RUSSIA!

But we're practically rich with Euros, and we can just take all the money we swindle from unsuspecting Europeans back to Mother Russia.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #94 on: July 07, 2011, 09:17:15 pm »
Hmmm. . . But will we be able to swipe credits from them there?
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #95 on: July 08, 2011, 07:57:43 am »
yes there close enough theirs going to be a credit exchange there besides whats the going rate of the credit to dollars or euros which ever is highest wait i got a plan comrades we can go to america and start a NEW SOVIET UNION then take canada their even more guilabe but very bad drivers so we most be careful
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« Reply #96 on: July 08, 2011, 11:07:18 am »
You decide to hijack an airplane. Slowly but surely, you put the entire plane under your command, via slipping hypno drugs into drinks and other trickery. You command your new pilots to land in Finland. The flight takes a while, but you play bad-ass music the whole way, so it's all fine. That, and wear bad-ass sunglasses. You finally land in... the United States? Disgusted by the capitalism around you, you quickly begin weaving a sphere of communism, and soon the U.S. is the next Soviet Union. You move your empire into Canada, leading the army personally while mounted on the world's only unicorn.

That was a fun daydream. But you're hungry, and no amount of imaginary borscht will change that. Crime probably would, if you can get away with it. Why, just the other day you witnessed a successful crime. The vandal got hold of 42 credits and a shiny watch. Wait, that just happened.

Anyway, if this experience taught you anything, it's that crime pays. You leave the safety of the alley for a more public area, and try to snatch someone's fanny pack. "Theif!" you hear someone scream. The police officer right near the scene seems to notice. Sh**.

Now what?

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #97 on: July 08, 2011, 11:13:27 am »
kick him in the balls and run
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #98 on: July 08, 2011, 02:29:54 pm »
I meant to take them on a tour and hypnotise them but. . . .yea, ball kick.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #99 on: July 08, 2011, 07:02:47 pm »
Use your bad ass russian folk danceing powers to kick him in the nuts. With Style
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« Reply #100 on: July 09, 2011, 01:30:03 pm »
There's no avoiding this encounter with simple running, you decide. Instead, you must attack the enemy's weak point for massive damage. Before the officer can respond, you give him a stern crotch-kick. Did I mention your (manly) boots have spikes? Well, the cop comes to this painful realization before hitting the ground in agonizing pain. That was really low of you.

The heavily injured officer takes out a police radio and names your street, asking for backup. Double Sh**.

Now what? Still want to just run?

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #101 on: July 09, 2011, 01:37:00 pm »
Are there any sewer grates near us? If so, we could go down there and hidd for a bit. Take the cops flashlight if he has one.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #102 on: July 09, 2011, 03:41:01 pm »
Ok sence we are going to be charged with assualt we might as well run away towards a old abandon building
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #103 on: July 09, 2011, 04:52:03 pm »
Curb stomp the muthafucka and take his gun or any other weapon/tools he has.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #104 on: July 09, 2011, 05:29:36 pm »
Any thing we do will land us in a shitty situation, so lets try the least shitty thing.
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