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Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2011, 09:35:34 pm »

We also require that you change the name of the thread to “Svarte Troner, Fenrir, and Their Pet Russian Hypnotist”. That has a ring to it.

I lol'd at this and startled my dog. Get on it OP.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2011, 12:01:48 am »

Yeah I'm waiting, hoping SOMEONE else will post a suggestion, but thus far it's pretty much a monopoly.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2011, 07:48:48 am »

go find some americans to become your slaves
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2011, 09:12:29 am »

Yeah I'm waiting, hoping SOMEONE else will post a suggestion, but thus far it's pretty much a monopoly.

We do also get Stabby's opinion frequently.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2011, 02:48:41 pm »

A Russian? Tipsy? That's just not right, you think to yourself! Better make some mental adjustments, Mr. Hypnotist. You rush off to the bathroom, this time not because you need to go. You make sure nobody is around, and then use the bathroom mirror to hypnotize yourself into the stereotypical Russian. Shame it will only last about 10 minutes.

As soon as your inner Russian is released you come to a realization - you're not wearing an ushanka! What kind of Russian doesn't always wear his ushanka? You enter a clothing store, and proudly tell the store keeper, in Russian, "This is a matter most urgent! I, a proud member of glorious Russian, am without an ushanka. I require one immediately, or sooner if possible." You then notice some very stylish manly, steel plated combat boots, and announce to him, "I will be taking these boots too." "That will be 100 credits." You gladly accept.

Before putting on your new clothing, you take a second to admire it. Finally, you stop stalin'-grad ually putting it on. Bad pun? What bad pun?

Anyway, a slightly modified wardrobe isn't enough to truly embrace Russian-hood. Luckily, you find an American pig on your return trip to the bathroom, and are able to brainwash him without an audience. You ask for his name, and he tells you it's Aubrey Clinton. Guess he's a bit German too. Poor fellow will never know how it feels to be a superior Russian... wait, you can fix that! You will make him Russian, through hypnosis. You decide to start off at the Russian basics, and make him do your favorite Russian dance. As you expected, he fails even at the simplest of Russian dances. Perhaps a more Russian name would be of assistance?

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2011, 06:20:29 pm »

name him Boris no last name just Boris Yuri goods to
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2011, 08:10:01 pm »

Name him Svaitoslav!
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2011, 08:22:37 pm »

Boris is more alot more russian
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2011, 09:07:37 pm »

Boris sounds good
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2011, 09:10:21 pm »

Our pet Russian hypnotist is named “Boris”.

Name him Svaitoslav!

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2011, 09:14:12 pm »

it is? then Yuri its common so no one would suspect... then we can have yuri clones
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« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2011, 04:46:07 pm »

You try to teach him his new name, Yuri Svaitoslav. Hilarity ensues as he tries to pronounce it. This is going to be harder than you thought.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2011, 05:02:06 pm »

Were running low on credits. See if our new slave-i mean, follower has any.
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« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2011, 05:23:23 pm »

You ask him how much cash he has. "Hang on, bud." He takes out his wallet, and give you everything in it. You gain 500... Euros. What the hell? Stupid American thought Russia used the Euro. Why on earth would Russia use the Euro?! Do they have currency exchange services in airports? Oh well, he also has a shiny watch, which you take. You let him keep his wallet.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2011, 05:25:55 pm »

Lets find a black market!
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