A Russian? Tipsy? That's just not right, you think to yourself! Better make some mental adjustments, Mr. Hypnotist. You rush off to the bathroom, this time not because you need to go. You make sure nobody is around, and then use the bathroom mirror to hypnotize yourself into the stereotypical Russian. Shame it will only last about 10 minutes.
As soon as your inner Russian is released you come to a realization - you're not wearing an ushanka! What kind of Russian doesn't always wear his ushanka? You enter a clothing store, and proudly tell the store keeper, in Russian, "This is a matter most urgent! I, a proud member of glorious Russian, am without an ushanka. I require one immediately, or sooner if possible." You then notice some very
stylish manly, steel plated combat boots, and announce to him, "I will be taking these boots too." "That will be 100 credits." You gladly accept.
Before putting on your new clothing, you take a second to admire it. Finally, you stop stalin'-grad ually putting it on. Bad pun? What bad pun?
Anyway, a slightly modified wardrobe isn't enough to truly embrace Russian-hood. Luckily, you find an American pig on your return trip to the bathroom, and are able to brainwash him without an audience. You ask for his name, and he tells you it's Aubrey Clinton. Guess he's a bit German too. Poor fellow will never know how it feels to be a superior Russian... wait, you can fix that! You will
make him Russian, through hypnosis. You decide to start off at the Russian basics, and make him do your favorite Russian dance. As you expected, he
fails even at the simplest of Russian dances. Perhaps a more Russian name would be of assistance?
Hypnodisk
42 credits
Ushanka (worn)
Trench coat (worn)
Undershirt (worn)
Pants (worn)
Underwear (worn)
Manly boots (worn)
Sandals
Location: Sheremetyevo International Airport, bathroom
Skill: 1.2
Mood: Russian
Followers: Aubrey Clinton
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Topic: You are a hypnotist (Read 6115 times)