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Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2011, 10:26:47 pm »

Sheremetyevo International Airport, in Moscow. No one said he wasn't in Russia, now did they?!
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2011, 10:51:16 pm »

Sheremetyevo International Airport, in Moscow. No one said he wasn't in Russia, now did they?!

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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2011, 01:43:07 pm »

It seems the ticket is to Sheremetyevo International Airport. You forgot that trains lead directly to airports nowadays. Good thing too, because you have a strange urge to go to an airport. You also had a strange urge to hypnotize yourself into being happy, but then realized you didn't have a mirror. Because that's how hypnotism works.

Anyway, the trip is really uneventful. You slept the entire way - a dreamless sleep. It feels like the whole trip only took a few seconds. You exit the train a bit groggy and hungry.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2011, 02:38:06 pm »

Get off the train and walk into the airport. Then look for a place to eat. Maybe there is a nice borscht and vodka vendor somewhere.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2011, 02:41:12 pm »

mabye? there should be more vodka in that airport then in the US
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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2011, 03:40:10 pm »

mabye? there should be more vodka in that airport then in the western hemisphere.

fixed.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2011, 03:52:21 pm »

dont forget mexico!
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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2011, 04:57:57 pm »

You decide to start your new life off with a warm meal. And nothing warms the tummy like good ol' borscht and vodka. You find a decent enough looking restaurant, and order up your meal. очень вкусный. You pay for your meal with 8 credits, including the tip. Man, the currency's been really weird ever since Russia switched over to the credit.

You come out a bit more refreshed (and a bit tipsy).

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2011, 05:10:25 pm »

Tipsy? After a little bit of vodka? What kind of Russian is this guy?

Go to the bathroom and hypnotize yourself in the mirror. Make yourself tougher and more Russian.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2011, 06:11:49 pm »

And take off the damn sandals, find some combat boots or something. Go find a store that sells Ushanka's and proceed to be badass.


edit: Dammit I had a good idea. Hypnotize a bunch of people to do this dance but better.
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« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2011, 06:51:37 pm »

Here is the itinerary.

  • Find a bathroom.
  • Hypnotize yourself into toughness, discipline, and vodka-drinking fortitude.
  • Purchase boots and a Ushanka.
  • Hypnotize everyone around you to do that Russian dance.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2011, 07:27:11 pm »

we also need one of those shooty knifes in case we see that one dude from the first post
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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2011, 08:33:04 pm »

we also need one of those shooty knifes in case we see that one dude from the first post

Shooty knives? More like an ak-47.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2011, 08:44:01 pm »

We also require that you change the name of the thread to “Svarte Troner, Fenrir, and Their Pet Russian Hypnotist”. That has a ring to it.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2011, 09:24:19 pm »

svarte a ak isnt as cool one of those balistic knives and theres the new ak-74 which have more RoF and just looks cooler
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