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peglegpengeuin

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2011, 05:26:35 pm »
How?
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jc6036

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2011, 05:28:17 pm »
Good point. To the pawn shop, then!
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Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2011, 07:49:29 pm »
Get Yuri Svaitoslav to throw your useless sandals at an unsuspecting passer-by and take everything they've got when they're knocked out by the flying sandals. This way Boris won't get in trouble.

You don't have to tell me, I know it's foolproof.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2011, 08:40:17 pm »
euros ha use it to play monopoly its fake money anyway in facted fake money most likly worth more
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█████ Long Live Arst- United Forenia!
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"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2011, 08:43:20 pm »
Keep the euros. We may need them eventually. Still, pawn shop.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2011, 08:45:35 pm »
what type of watch is it if its a good one take his shoes to
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█████ Long Live Arst- United Forenia!
Quote from: Jboy2000000 on October 02, 2013, 02:43:49 pm
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2011, 01:42:17 pm »
Bump! I will not see our pet Russian die!
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Quote from: Haspen on January 31, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
Quote from: DwarfMeister on May 15, 2012, 02:37:38 am
To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2011, 02:07:22 pm »
Hmm... what to do with your new henchman? Violence! Of course! But you have no weapons. Being a clever Russian, you improvise, giving your henchman your crumby sandals. This shall be his final trial: a random assault.

You watch proudly as he carefully aims his trusty footwear. Tension builds... and then he launches hell. Said hell flies way off it's mark, and hits a security officer. A Russian security officer! This fool has been a total waste of your time. No use trying to protect him - you can just find a superior, more Russian replacement later anyway.

For entertainment future knowledge, you decide to watch your former companion talk to the officer. He starts doing the only thing he knows how to (other than throwing sandals): Russian dancing. He actually is doing a pretty good job all of a sudden. Too bad it doesn't help him get off for throwing a sandal. Oh well.

You examine your new watch. Oh no, it's been exactly 10 minutes! You can feel your Russian juices calming down, receding to normal levels. Even worse, you won't be able to re-russify until tomorrow evening. Nice watch though. Rolex.

Anyway, you're getting pretty tired. You should probably find a place for the night.

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Don't worry, I won't let that happen. I'm just being lazy right now.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2011, 03:42:07 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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jc6036

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2011, 02:10:19 pm »
We need a place to stay. Lets find a hotel.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2011, 02:14:20 pm »
Hotels are too expensive.  Create a small dwelling yourself, and hypnotize a new minion.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2011, 02:23:22 pm »
Well. . . .we could just hypnotize the guy running the counter in a hotel. Then we could rob every body.
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peglegpengeuin

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #56 on: July 01, 2011, 03:48:50 pm »
You can't hypnotize a regular hotel worker, since chances are they'll be in a public place.  Mass-hypnosis only works when everyone is paying attention, and even then is hard at your skill level. Trying to lure them into an alley or something could work... if it wasn't so dang suspicious.

Also, changed the last update to include the fact that you're tired.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2011, 03:55:08 pm »
Lets chill in the mens bathroom for now. Just seal the door.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2011, 04:56:16 pm »
How?
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2011, 05:09:25 pm »
Is there a lock on the door?
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