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Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #105 on: July 09, 2011, 05:38:22 pm »

Any thing we do will land us in a shitty situation, so lets try the least shitty thing.

We're already fucked, why not indulge in a little violence.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #106 on: July 09, 2011, 06:05:37 pm »

Kill him. This pig will be the first casualty in our glorious hypnocommunist revolution!
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« Reply #107 on: July 11, 2011, 11:55:53 am »

Really? Nobody suggested carjacking?

Anyway, you decide against murder and looking for police loot, and run away on foot. While you think nobody's looking, you enter the sewers. It smells quite a bit down here, but it looks safe. Oh yeah, and you're still hungry. What now?

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #108 on: July 11, 2011, 12:27:18 pm »

Whats in the fanny pack? Also, walk until we reach a manhole cover far enough away from the cop that we wont be discovered, and climb out.
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« Reply #109 on: July 11, 2011, 12:41:20 pm »

Hypnotize yourself to be brave and eat some sewer rats or something.
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« Reply #110 on: July 13, 2011, 03:21:30 pm »

Huh what? I have a forum game to run? I nearly forgot all about it! (Actually, I was gone for 3 days)

You look in the fanny pack, and find pepper spray (presumably to stop thieves like you), Samantha Lewis' passport and identification, a handful of hard candy, pictures of someone's kids, a Holiday Inn Hotel room key (room number 303), and 2983... Danish Kroner.

Strange noises can be heard coming from deeper in the sewers. You consider hypnotizing yourself for bravery, but are stopped by the fact that there is no good source of reflection - the sewer water is so dirty that it somehow doesn't reflect things. Or it's too dark in the sewers. Whichever you'd prefer. Anyway, unless you're feeling a more natural sort of brave, I suggest you either get out or head in the opposite direction of the noise.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #111 on: July 13, 2011, 03:24:58 pm »

Eat the pictures.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #112 on: July 13, 2011, 06:42:25 pm »

Eat the candies while walking away from the noise.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #113 on: July 13, 2011, 06:52:47 pm »

And sing the national anthem of Soviet Russia, in attempt to scare away the noise source.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #114 on: July 13, 2011, 06:59:29 pm »

then raid the hotel room there must be vaulables there and wait for this woman to return to add here to our slave ranks and find enough money to buy some aks for our future Stormtroopers!
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #115 on: July 13, 2011, 07:07:36 pm »

Then convert to Buddhism and live in the mountains as a Hermit collecting berries for dinner daily.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #116 on: July 13, 2011, 07:09:15 pm »

i hate sarcasm its annoying i was giving a idea the sounds probaly just a croc or a hobo city
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"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #117 on: July 13, 2011, 08:27:39 pm »

Sing along!

☭☭☭ ★ ☭☭☭ Soyuz nyerushimyiy ryespublik svobodnyikh
Splotila navyeki Vyelikaya Rus’.
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyiy volyey narodov
Yedinyiy, moguchiy Sovyetskiy Soyuz!
☭☭☭ ★ ☭☭☭


Find a soviet union flag and run through the streets with only your Ushanka on.
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #118 on: July 13, 2011, 08:32:19 pm »

USSR appreciation day!
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Re: You are a hypnotist
« Reply #119 on: July 13, 2011, 10:54:22 pm »

After were out of the sewers in a safe place, find some food, be it  out of a dumpster or. . . .nah, lets just dumpster dive when we get out. Then go to that hotel.
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