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Author Topic: Holy crap, that fuchsia devil is my hero.  (Read 1182 times)

Warmduscher

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Holy crap, that fuchsia devil is my hero.
« on: June 27, 2011, 06:02:13 pm »

Too bad I killed her.

Because he was the greatest scourge on elvenkind I ever saw or can ever hope to be. Yetine Imiciayiti Otogauthimi gained the position of master of "The Nightmares of Burying" in the humble year 4 through force of argument, shortly after escaping the underworld and promptly led these mere goblins on a bloody rampage spanning more then a century. She personally had 16 notable kills (all of them elves) and I shit you not 1056 other kills (out of them 403 elves in The Blowing Hills, 22 elves in Labordale, 23 elves in Beachbear, 43 elves in Shakenbasin, and 205 elves in The Remarkable Jungles. The rest were warious critters, most prominent grizzlies that apparently served as guard animals for the elves). Then she made the unfortunate mistake of attacking my fort in the year 135 (propably because of my treacherous trading with elf scum that I'm still ashamed of) and she was slain by my heroic Sworddwarves just like all the other goblin waves. Only much later I found out about the true hero we had in our midst and a salute on her skull that I either dumped into magma or traded away.
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Re: Holy crap, that fuchsia devil is my hero.
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2011, 08:19:15 pm »

You know what this means, right? The 712 elves she killed are weaker than her, who is weaker than you.

That means your army is better than 712 elves.
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Re: Holy crap, that fuchsia devil is my hero.
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2011, 09:51:21 pm »

one at a time.
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Re: Holy crap, that fuchsia devil is my hero.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 01:02:32 am »

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Re: Holy crap, that fuchsia devil is my hero.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2011, 09:08:53 am »

Female fuchsia devil, you say?

Couldn't find a comic of Fuchsia being sinister (gotta head out the door in a minute), so you'll have to settle for one of her being sentimental for her human days.

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