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[Dwarmin]

Dirk replies "I'm Dirk, and... and I don't know. There was a banana peel and a toilet and... it's all very hazy."

Oomph nodded at the strangers plight.

"Oomph have nights like that all time. Eat one Smiley-Face Purple Mushroom with Hammer girl, and wake up in Sand World 5-4 with shell missing, being chased by Angry Suns, Mousers on Karts, and Pokey Desert Wigglers.

Ain't life grands?"

[SeriousConcentrate]

Bradley... paled?... when Oomph mentioned the Angry Sun. "NOOOOOO!!!" And with that horrible memory resurfacing, he hastened to find a hiding place. No wonder Boos only went out at night.

(More seriously, the sun was a pain in the ass, but even as a kid I didn't think he was scary. I thought his angry face was hysterical. XD)

[Ochita]

Ochita managed to get the full blast of bradleys NOOOOOOO right into the ear, and for that once second that everything he heard was pain, he stumbled after Bradley, intent on calming him down.

"Bradley, wait! ughh, my ears.."

[freeformschooler]

NO EXP ROLLOVER, TOO BAD

Turn 62
Weather: Sunny!
Time: Early morning
Light: Enough

Ochita managed to get the full blast of bradleys NOOOOOOO right into the ear, and for that once second that everything he heard was pain, he stumbled after Bradley, intent on calming him down.

"Bradley, wait! ughh, my ears.."

Bradley floated north and looked for a place to hide somewhere behind Dirk, at least until he knew him better. If the newcomer looked directly at him, Bradley would make this face and retreat even faster.

"Friend help across River? Oomph strong good for crossing rivers!"

Action: Help Dirk across the river if he needs it!

"Stay there for a second, I'll be right back."

Go grab that table and use it as a bridge to get across this gap. Search that room for loot while I'm there too.

Dirk replies "I'm Dirk, and... and I don't know. There was a banana peel and a toilet and... it's all very hazy."

Action: Accept help across river. Try not to drown.

DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Bradley takes off towards the other and hides behind Dirk. Ochita, momentarily forgetting about the size of the gap, attempts to jump it. ... He successfully hops over to the other ledge, his feet coming within inches of missing the grass.

Meanwhile, Zach begins to heave the table from the writing room towards towards the ledge. ... He starts the table towards the sunny outdoors, but the work is slow.

Joe does nothing.



... After working at it for a little bit, Zach's attempt at moving the table outside comes to a dead halt when he takes a moment to rest but ends up dropping one of the table legs on his toe. Youch!

Oomph prepares to help Dirk across anyway. ... He stands on the very edge of the cliff and extends his arm. Dirk is just barely able to reach it and, with Oomph's help, makes it across to the other ledge.

Bradley and Ochita discover a very large, rubble-like door and a SAVE BLOCK beyond where Dirk was.

Spoiler: Zachary (Zako) (click to show/hide)

Name: Zachary "Zach" Jones
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Human
Element: Neutral
Health: 4/10
Magick: 6/6
Status: Cooldown: Fireball (One turn remaining), Cooldown: Power Strike (Two turns remaining)
Attributes: STR 10 (+0), DEX 10 (+0), INT 12 (+2), WIS 10 (+0), CON 10 (+0), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary attributes: Armor Class 10, Move 3, Damage Resistance 1
Inventory: Flickering Torch, Unsettling Papers
Equipped: Refined Bronze Sword, Bronze Armor
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Power Strike I
Fireball I
Inspection I
Passive abilities:

Spoiler: Ochita (Ochita) (click to show/hide)

Name: Ochita
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Human
Element: Neutral
Health: 9/9
Magick: 7/7
Status: Cooldown: Fireball (One turn remaining)
Attributes: STR 8 (-1), DEX 10 (+0), INT 14 (+2), WIS 10 (+0), CON 8 (-1), CHR 12 (+1)
Secondary attributes: Armor Class 10+1, Move 3, Damage Resistance 3
Inventory: 400 coins
Equipped: Iron Lance, Flowing Robes
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Magical Experiment
Power Strike I
Fireball I
Passive abilities:
Lingering Darkness

Spoiler: Bradley (Serious Concentrate) (click to show/hide)

Name: Bradley Oliver Oakes
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Boo
Element: Dark
Health: 7/10
Magick: 8/13
Bonuses/penalties:
Attributes: STR 8 (-1), DEX 12 (+1), INT 13 (+1), WIS 10 (+0), CON 8 (-1), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary Attributes: Armor Class 11, Move 3
Inventory: 400 coins, Red Mushroom x2
Equipped: Flashing Spellbook, Frostknife, Shy Guy Mask
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Darkness I
Magiflash I
Passive abilities:
Star Boon
EEEK!
Ambient Siphon

Spoiler: Joe (TherosPherae) (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Toad
Element: Earth
Health: 9/12
Magick: 5/5
Bonuses/penalties: Weapon bonus: any
Attributes: STR 12 (+1), DEX 8 (-1), INT 10 (+0), WIS 10 (+0), CON 14 (+2), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary Attributes: Armor Class 10-1, Move 3
Inventory:
Equipped: Bronze Greatsword
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Slash Stun
Empowered Attack
Passive abilities:
Thick Skin
Kingdom Training

Spoiler: OOMPH (Dwarmin) (click to show/hide)

Name: Oomph
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Koopa
Element: Ice
Health: 9/9
Magick: 8/12
Bonuses/penalties:
Attributes: STR 14 (+2), DEX 10-1 (-1), INT 10 (+0), WIS 8 (-1), CON 14 (+4), CHR 8 (-1)
Secondary Attributes: Armor Class 10-1, Move 3, Damage Resistance 3
Inventory: Red Mushroom, Blooper Whip, Forest Flower
Equipped: Koopaball Club, Iron Armor, White Wizard's Handbook, Power Helmet
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Shell Cover
Cure-all I
Protect I
Drain I
Passive abilities:
Star Boon
OOMPH STRONG!

Spoiler: Dirk (CJ1145) (click to show/hide)

Name: Dirk Valio
Level: 1 (6/10)
Race: Human?
Element: Null
Bio: A young, down on his luck cabbage salesman from Boston, Dirk was taking an ordinary trip to the bathroom when he slipped on a banana peel and fell in, spiraling down into the Mushroom Kingdom.
Health: 10/10
Magick: 0/0
Status: Cooldown: Longshot (Three turns remaining)
Attributes: STR 10 (+0), DEX 10 (+0), INT 10 (+0), WIS 10 (+0), CON 10 (+0), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary attributes: Armor Class 10, Move 3
Inventory: Empty!
Equipped: Wooden bow
Active abilities:
Longshot I
Passive abilities:
Run Like the Wind

[Ochita]

Ochita stumbled as he crossed the gap, and almost fell over onto the grass. Putting his hands on his knees, he sighed, and got a breather. "Br.. Bradley.. Calm down. Nothings here."

Deciding to take a look around, he wondered if there were any hidden blocks, and for a second his curiosity got the better of him, and so he started to Search for hidden items.

[Dwarmin]

Oomph walked over to Zach with a look of absolute smugness.

"Toes hurt because toes weakness is leaving body.

Strong Oomph Muscles will help Weak Zachary-ack!"

Action: Help Zachary move the table with OOMPH STRONG. Look unbearably smug!

[SeriousConcentrate]

Bradley nervously nodded to Ochita, then fistbumped the save block and also looked around for hidden items. Perhaps a fireflower was hidden in the tall grass?

[Zako]

"Weakness and all feeling perhaps."

Make a bridge out of that table and rocks to weigh one end down if need be.

[freeformschooler]

EVERYONE IS TAKING TOO LONG. Except CJ, he's fine, family tragedy and all that. If he wants me to auto him for now I have no qualms with it.

MINI-TURN: Turn 62.1!
Weather: Sunny!
Time: Early morning
Light: Enough

"Weakness and all feeling perhaps."

Make a bridge out of that table and rocks to weigh one end down if need be.

Bradley nervously nodded to Ochita, then fistbumped the save block and also looked around for hidden items. Perhaps a fireflower was hidden in the tall grass?

Oomph walked over to Zach with a look of absolute smugness.

"Toes hurt because toes weakness is leaving body.

Strong Oomph Muscles will help Weak Zachary-ack!"

Action: Help Zachary move the table with OOMPH STRONG. Look unbearably smug!

Ochita stumbled as he crossed the gap, and almost fell over onto the grass. Putting his hands on his knees, he sighed, and got a breather. "Br.. Bradley.. Calm down. Nothings here."

Deciding to take a look around, he wondered if there were any hidden blocks, and for a second his curiosity got the better of him, and so he started to Search for hidden items.

Ochita stumbled as he crossed the gap, and almost fell over onto the grass. Putting his hands on his knees, he sighed, and got a breather. "Br.. Bradley.. Calm down. Nothings here."

Deciding to take a look around, he wondered if there were any hidden blocks, and for a second his curiosity got the better of him, and so he started to Search for hidden items.

... Oomph and Zachary manage to move the table over the gap while Oomph wears an impossibly smug face. Luckily, the table is wide enough to act as a bridge between the ledges without needed to weigh it down further.

... On the other ledge, Bradley hit the save block with his tiny Boo fist and was instantly healed. He then searched through the grass for hidden items, but couldn't find anything except for a few small bugs scattered about. ... Ochita searched the grass near Bradley, too, but was more fortuitious. ... He found a valuable...



Green gem thingy? Upon closer inspection, the front of it had a very faded engraving on it:

"HYRULE KINGDOM LEGAL TENDER: 1 RUPEE"

Huh.

Spoiler: Zachary (Zako) (click to show/hide)

Name: Zachary "Zach" Jones
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Human
Element: Neutral
Health: 4/10
Magick: 6/6
Status: Cooldown: Fireball (One turn remaining), Cooldown: Power Strike (Two turns remaining)
Attributes: STR 10 (+0), DEX 10 (+0), INT 12 (+2), WIS 10 (+0), CON 10 (+0), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary attributes: Armor Class 10, Move 3, Damage Resistance 1
Inventory: Flickering Torch, Unsettling Papers
Equipped: Refined Bronze Sword, Bronze Armor
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Power Strike I
Fireball I
Inspection I
Passive abilities:

Spoiler: Ochita (Ochita) (click to show/hide)

Name: Ochita
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Human
Element: Neutral
Health: 9/9
Magick: 7/7
Status: Cooldown: Fireball (One turn remaining)
Attributes: STR 8 (-1), DEX 10 (+0), INT 14 (+2), WIS 10 (+0), CON 8 (-1), CHR 12 (+1)
Secondary attributes: Armor Class 10+1, Move 3, Damage Resistance 3
Inventory: 400 coins, Green Rupee
Equipped: Iron Lance, Flowing Robes
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Magical Experiment
Power Strike I
Fireball I
Passive abilities:
Lingering Darkness

Spoiler: Bradley (Serious Concentrate) (click to show/hide)

Name: Bradley Oliver Oakes
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Boo
Element: Dark
Health: 10/10
Magick: 13/13
Bonuses/penalties:
Attributes: STR 8 (-1), DEX 12 (+1), INT 13 (+1), WIS 10 (+0), CON 8 (-1), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary Attributes: Armor Class 11, Move 3
Inventory: 400 coins, Red Mushroom x2
Equipped: Flashing Spellbook, Frostknife, Shy Guy Mask
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Darkness I
Magiflash I
Passive abilities:
Star Boon
EEEK!
Ambient Siphon

Spoiler: Joe (TherosPherae) (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Toad
Element: Earth
Health: 9/12
Magick: 5/5
Bonuses/penalties: Weapon bonus: any
Attributes: STR 12 (+1), DEX 8 (-1), INT 10 (+0), WIS 10 (+0), CON 14 (+2), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary Attributes: Armor Class 10-1, Move 3
Inventory:
Equipped: Bronze Greatsword
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Slash Stun
Empowered Attack
Passive abilities:
Thick Skin
Kingdom Training

Spoiler: OOMPH (Dwarmin) (click to show/hide)

Name: Oomph
Level: 2 (0/20)
Race: Koopa
Element: Ice
Health: 9/9
Magick: 8/12
Bonuses/penalties:
Attributes: STR 14 (+2), DEX 10-1 (-1), INT 10 (+0), WIS 8 (-1), CON 14 (+4), CHR 8 (-1)
Secondary Attributes: Armor Class 10-1, Move 3, Damage Resistance 3
Inventory: Red Mushroom, Blooper Whip, Forest Flower
Equipped: Koopaball Club, Iron Armor, White Wizard's Handbook, Power Helmet
Active abilities (mouse over to view details):
Shell Cover
Cure-all I
Protect I
Drain I
Passive abilities:
Star Boon
OOMPH STRONG!

Spoiler: Dirk (CJ1145) (click to show/hide)

Name: Dirk Valio
Level: 1 (6/10)
Race: Human?
Element: Null
Bio: A young, down on his luck cabbage salesman from Boston, Dirk was taking an ordinary trip to the bathroom when he slipped on a banana peel and fell in, spiraling down into the Mushroom Kingdom.
Health: 10/10
Magick: 0/0
Status: Cooldown: Longshot (Three turns remaining)
Attributes: STR 10 (+0), DEX 10 (+0), INT 10 (+0), WIS 10 (+0), CON 10 (+0), CHR 10 (+0)
Secondary attributes: Armor Class 10, Move 3
Inventory: Empty!
Equipped: Wooden bow
Active abilities:
Longshot I
Passive abilities:
Run Like the Wind

My panel art is still bad.

[FuzzyZergling]

My panel art is still bad.

INCORRECT.

[SeriousConcentrate]

(+1 to FZ's comment. That picture is quite good.)

Bradley was confused. Hyrule kingdom? He'd never heard of such a place! Unless he had while at the kart tracks, but if so, he couldn't remember it at the moment. (Seriously D, should Bradley know anything about it? He's your manager there, right?) "It, it's, um... kind of p-pretty, so... you should k-keep it. M-maybe you can g-give it t-t-to someone, or, sell it maybe?" he suggested to Ochita. Since everyone else was still lollygagging on the other side, Bradley floated up to look on top of the save block for hidden treats.

EDIT in response to FFS post a few down: Bradley then attempted to open the earthen door.

[Ochita]

Ochita was also confused, Hyrule kingdom..? The words seemed to ring a small bell in the back of his mind, but he wasnt sure if he was right or not. "Maybe.. Although it also seems to BE money itself. I think, for the hyrule kingdom. I don't really know that much about it, but I think we're okay on relation terms. Kinda surprising that its here though."

Seeing that the others still needed to cross, Ochita decided to search again, this time for hidden blocks.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"M-maybe someone from the Hyrule K-Kingdom passed through here r-r-recently and dropped it?" Bradley suggested as he floated about. "I wonder if we'll run into them..." he muttered to himself.

[freeformschooler]

((You could also try, you know, opening the giant earthen door. Or going north. Etc. Sorry if I wasn't clear there, but until I switch over to side-view your surroundings are a bit... unclear.))

[Zako]

Zach raised an eyebrow at Oomph's face.

"Are you all right? You look like you're backed up or something. I'm sure there's medicine for that around here somewhere."

Shrugging, he turns to Dirk.

"Well, whoever you are, it's not safe around here. You should stick with us until you get to a town or something, where it's safe. You could probably ask the people there for help too."

Bump the save block and head north.