Turn 35Location: Road to Aqua Resort
Time: Night
Weather: Cloudy with a chance of author insertion
Light: None except the fire.
Turn IntroScrew you guys, I am taking this thing into my own hands.
Turn ResultsBradley: Equip the Frostknife, and give Red your iron club..You equip the Frostknife. Your icy spells suddenly feel more powerful! Hooray! As you go around, floating and talking to your teammates, you almost consider handing your iron club to Red, but you notice that Amadeus probably needs it more.
What... what is that? It looks like some kind of... rip in reality or something.
Oomph: Encourage battles.After introducing yourself to the podoboo and not getting much of a response, you yell into the general area:
"IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE, PLEASE ATTACK US, SO WE CAN FIGHT NOW AND I GET SOME SLEEP AFTERWARDS!"
You spot a Goomba on the edge of the nearby forest. It's just sittin' there, lookin' all mean and brown and everything. You walk up to it, and make an angry face.
It runs away at the sight of your anger and powerful weaponry.Much better.
Zachary: Organize shifts with Bradley, Red, and Oomph.You inquire whether Oomph is always like this. The original team members that are left, and are not Oomph, nod in unison. Oh well. Every team's gotta have some sort of weird fighter type person. You're just not sure how comfortable you are having this Oomph guy be responsible for healing your wounds...
You try to organize shifts with Red, Bradley and Oomph. Bradley, not particularly needing to sleep, agrees, but Red and Oomph are pretty hesitant. You notice Bradley is a little bit distracted.
Joe: Fall asleep.You almost fall asleep, but notice a purple aura behind you. You get up and look at it. What could it be? It's coming from some sort of... rip or tear or something.
Amadeus: Hop in the fire, hope something will happen.You hop in the the fire...
but absolutely nothing happens. In fact, the wind blowing the fire pushes you out of it. You collide with Oomph and knock him off his log!
Author: Be a thing that is real.You are the real thing. It's you.
Author has joined the party!Red has left the party!This cannot get any more silly!Player ListName: Bradley Oliver Oakes
Race: Boo
Bio: A rather cowardly ghost even by Boo standards. However, he's always admired the story of Mario and Luigi, and when he learned they were captured, he decided to take a stand for once in his life and try to rescue them!
HP: 15/15MP: 10/10Other stats:Armor Value +0
Slashing +0
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Darkness IFireflash IIFrostflash IISparkflash IIPassive skills/spells:FlyingChronic ShynessIce AffinityEquipment:Advanced Spellbook of FlashesIron Club (wielded)
Red mushroom x3
Frostknife (wielded)
Name: Oomph
Race: Koopa (Green)
Bio: A former football player who kicked out of the bowser leagues for falling in a pit chasing after Mario.
HP: 15/15MP: 10/10Other stats:Armor Value +0
Slashing +0
Piercing +0
Crushing +1
Active skills/spells:Shell CoverHeal I (2 natural 6's from upgrade)
Passive skills/spells:Thick Shell IEquipment:Spellbook of Healing (bound)
Koopaball ClubIron Armor Name: Zachary Jones
Race: Human
Bio: Used to be an ancient histories teacher and part time archaeologist and has never been shy of going out into the world to find artefacts and forgotten cultures. When the call for heroes came, naturally he answered as he saw it as his chance to explore the world!
HP: 10/10MP: 0/0Other stats:Armor Value +0
Slashing +1
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Fireball IPower StrikePassive skills/spells:Quick LearnerEquipment:100 coins
Refined Bronze Sword (wielded)
Name: Joe
Race: Toad
Bio: Having been kicked out of the military for excessive violence against a superior officer, Joe sees this as an opportunity to worm his way back into the military system.
HP: 10/10MP: 0/0Other stats:Armor Value +1
Slashing +2
Piercing +1
Crushing +1
Active skills/spells:Empowered Attack Passive skills/spells:Thick skinUncanny strengthKingdom TrainingShort and SquatSlash StunEquipment:Bronze Greatsword (wielded)
Name: Amadeus Septimus Jormund Flake Hanser Cook
Race: Podoboo
Bio: Named Podoboo 3 at birth he changed his name to Amadeus Septimus Jormund Flake Hanser Cook at 13 when he was having problems with not being unique, after he set off to the world to clean the monsters out of the lava pipes. When he came back his friends Podoboo 1 and 2 told him about Bragely and Oomph, and like the unique Podoboo he was he set out to go with them!
HP: 5/5MP: 5/5Other stats:Armor Value +0
Slashing +0
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Podoboo Leap IPassive skills/spells:Podoboo DefensePodoboo ImmunityPodoboo DamagePodoboo WieldingPodoboo WeaknessEquipment: Name: Author
Race: Loface
Bio: The author of the story personified. He's angry, annoying, and just in general kind of a prick. Why did you let him join in on this?
Hearts: 10/10 Horrible puns: 5/5Other stats:Armor Value +0
Slashing +1
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Horrible pun IPassive skills/spells:The AuthorEquipment:Very pointy butter knife (wielded)
Turn OutroWith the ridiculous joke character of an author now on their side, the heroes reluctantly decide to get some sleep. Soon, it will be morning!
You can do one more action before the end of next turn, when everyone will sleep. Alternately, just go ahead and sleep.