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Theme?

Normal Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)
- 13 (48.1%)
Evil Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
School Dormatory, Students
- 0 (0%)
"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)
- 6 (22.2%)

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Author Topic: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)  (Read 56910 times)

jc6036

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2070 on: July 30, 2011, 04:51:13 pm »

Jim walks out with his flame thrower. "i did. Got a problem with that?"
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2071 on: July 30, 2011, 04:53:49 pm »

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.Red opens fire on Jim with his flamethrower, which begins to shoot fireworks and rabbits. ....GREY, THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY GODDAMN FLAMETHROWER?
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

jc6036

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2072 on: July 30, 2011, 04:57:38 pm »

"i was just fucking with you anyways, red. I usually only deal with real world stuff."
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noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2073 on: July 30, 2011, 04:58:25 pm »

Somebody pulls my head out of the fountain.
5 minutes later, I wake up in the hospital.
(Do not judge me. I feel stupid as shit doing this.)
"Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!"
"Uhm... please wake up...?"
"Hey, We have some flying to do! so GET UP!"
"Hmmmmm... Ah, here! Ferereferta! Nope... Dangit, wake up!"
"Yall better wake up now!"
"Oh, that dress is simply HORRIBLE! You MUST wake up so I can fix it!"
(Oh my fucking god i feel stupid but its also fun someone please tell me that im not being judged OH GOD MY AUTISM)

(Incase you haven't noticed, I hate being judged. I hate it with every fiber of my being. For the love of god, DO NOT JUDGE ME.)
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2074 on: July 30, 2011, 05:07:25 pm »

Furtuka pulls out Red's missing arm. Slaps him with it. And gives it back to him
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TherosPherae

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2075 on: July 30, 2011, 05:17:49 pm »

WELL GEE, THANKS. NOW I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO PUT ON MY GODDAMN WALL. "EN MEMORIAM: RED'S GODDAMN ARM." BUT I AM STILL PISSED AS ALL HELL BECAUSE THERE'S NO DAMN WAY I CAN ACTUALLY PUT IT BACK, NUMBNUTS. AND NOW MY FLAMETHROWER SEEMS TO BE SPEWING PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS AND WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT OTHER KIND OF STUPID SHIT THAT ISN'T FIRE. DAMN IT ALL.
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2076 on: July 30, 2011, 05:20:40 pm »

Furuka dips the arm in a FF potion and sticks it back on...    Upside down
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2077 on: July 30, 2011, 06:08:31 pm »

Ditzy is horribly confused.

She just got trapped inside this weirdo's body that seems to be impersonating her. Or is her from another dimension. Or something. She doesn't really know.

"HEY! Can you tell me what is going on!?" She yells within this mental prison.

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2078 on: July 30, 2011, 06:12:08 pm »

Ditzy is horribly confused.

She just got trapped inside this weirdo's body that seems to be impersonating her. Or is her from another dimension. Or something. She doesn't really know.

"HEY! Can you tell me what is going on!?" She yells within this mental prison.
(That is me, as I am the only one who has ever stolen Ditzy's body. Oh, and new plot point. I R DITZY FRM DIS DMNSHN!)
"Man, If I knew, I would tell you. But I havent a clue."
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2079 on: July 30, 2011, 06:14:11 pm »

(Yeah. That's kinda what I am getting at)

Ditzy is annoyed.

"You are lying! Why do you have my memories? Why did you say you remember the things Fniff did? Let me out of here!"

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2080 on: July 30, 2011, 06:15:18 pm »

(Yeah. That's kinda what I am getting at)

Ditzy is annoyed.

"You are lying! Why do you have my memories? Why did you say you remember the things Fniff did? Let me out of here!"
"We shared the body. We both had the same mind. Everything you remember from that period, I remember. Just one thing, though. I had control."
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2081 on: July 30, 2011, 06:16:36 pm »

"We shared the body. We both had the same mind. Everything you remember from that period, I remember."

"What? No! Get out of my body! It's goddamn mine!" Ditzy bucks the wall. It cracks a little, and crumbles away. Suddenly, she is within Noah's first memory. Annoyed, she smashes everything in it.

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2082 on: July 30, 2011, 06:17:33 pm »

"We shared the body. We both had the same mind. Everything you remember from that period, I remember."

"What? No! Get out of my body! It's goddamn mine!" Ditzy bucks the wall. It cracks a little, and crumbles away. Suddenly, she is within Noah's first memory. Annoyed, she smashes everything in it.
"Agh! FUCK! You think im here willingly? IM A GODDAMN PRISONER, TOO!"
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2083 on: July 30, 2011, 06:19:48 pm »

"Agh! FUCK! You think im here willingly? IM A GODDAMN PRISONER, TOO!"

"Okay, okay. This is a mind. What thing do you associate with departure or something so we can ride out of this joint on it? I read that in a book, I think. It was one of Twilight's."

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #2084 on: July 30, 2011, 06:24:11 pm »

"Agh! FUCK! You think im here willingly? IM A GODDAMN PRISONER, TOO!"

"Okay, okay. This is a mind. What thing do you associate with departure or something so we can ride out of this joint on it? I read that in a book, I think. It was one of Twilight's."
"Well, I would remember, if you hadn't smashed my memory of objects!"
I sigh.
"Let me explain something, here. I may have control of movement, but you have control of desires, emotions. I can feel but very little here. But I could see. You could see. Thats why I speak of what he did in a negative way. I didn't want to, but you did. You, in all technicalities, have absolute control. When you don't want something, I do whatever I want. When you want something, however, the body does. It acts by itself."
I take a breath.
"Oh, and by the way, Fniff was asleep when it happened."
(By first memory, I twisted it so you meant my first memory. Ever. AKA, the place where every object I know is stored.)
« Last Edit: July 30, 2011, 06:25:53 pm by noah22223 »
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