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Normal Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)
- 13 (48.1%)
Evil Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
School Dormatory, Students
- 0 (0%)
"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)
- 6 (22.2%)

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Author Topic: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)  (Read 57036 times)

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #930 on: July 04, 2011, 04:29:33 pm »
((i didnt quit, i just took a break since I didnt want to be involved with the angel pony thread. I just wanted to watch that story unfold without my gunbladed antics interfering. The clown torturing and circus bombing were to get me in jail, since my attempts to help with the desplicing of fniff were failing. The rest of the crazy shit involved others, as well.))
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #931 on: July 04, 2011, 04:40:16 pm »
(Alright, I am beginning to admit that this shit is getting complicated. So, the use of a timeskip would help. Plus, don't worry about the pony thing. I think I'll make Rainbow Dash a very very minor character. Let's just end the episode and leave it at that)

Fniff jumped out the burning inferno that was now heaven and deployed his parachute. He fell to Earth about thirty minutes later, and then wandered back to the apartment building.

Fniff walked back to his apartment, and began to write on a scrap of paper.

"Dear Diary
Today I just met a ficitional charcter, destroyed paradise and ended--"

Fniff felt something cold against his neck.

"Do. Not. Move." A familiar voice said. Holy shit, it was one of the brainwashed angels!

"Did you really think a fucking mop would work? Your demon is terrible at magic, I must admit." Fniff fell over and croaked as the red line on his throat made a pool of blood. Slowly, Fniff crawled towards something. The angel put her foot on his back.

"Please..." Fniff gurgled.

"I will kill you." The angel laughed, a beautiful chilling laugh.

"Please don't hurt Howard." Fniff said as he tipped Howard's bowl over, and the abomination jumped towards the angel. The angel's blood was sprayed all over the wall. Fniff slowly dragged himself to the bed, went under it and fell down into the darkness below.

"Shade... Kill all the angels, they are..." Fniff looked up. The angels were holding Shade hostage.

"Ah fuck."
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #932 on: July 04, 2011, 04:49:08 pm »
"what? not brainwashed? yes i know..." i comment with wit and humour, having a couple of lances pointed to my throat. "luckily i do have truly wonderful...minions"
*MAGMA CRAABBSSS!!!
*the roar is heard as flaming pincer backstab the angels, burning them to crisps.
Angelic crisps.
Shade grabs a cooked wing, and comments "i think i'll let the magma crab population grow again...tired of eating them, i'm passing to angels wings for a while" *gnawing one.
i then throw a phoenix down under the bed, like a grenade "use it wisely fniff!"
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“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #933 on: July 04, 2011, 05:09:03 pm »
Fniff croaks, and gurgles as the blood pools
"What am I supposed to do with this?" Fniff asks, pointing at the Phoneix. "I don't like your spell shit... I am a scientist, I don't like it... Oh God... Shade, you are a fucking retard..."

Fniff closes his eyes, and breaths his last.
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #934 on: July 04, 2011, 05:58:31 pm »
Furtuka goes downstairs and revives Fniff with the pheonix down
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #935 on: July 04, 2011, 06:39:21 pm »
Fniff opens his eyes, and starts crying blood.

"You... You fucker!" Fniff starts hyperventilating. "I can't be revived with a pheonix down! For Christ's sake, I am a mad scientist, I am the antitheis of magic! Oh god..." Fniff vomits up his organs, and dies painfully.
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #936 on: July 04, 2011, 06:42:16 pm »
Furtuka hastily builds a reviVal machine using some scrap and the mad science textbook and brings Fniff back to life
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #937 on: July 04, 2011, 06:43:42 pm »
Fniff stumbles out.

"... Ajsua..." Fniff falls over.

Furtuka forgot to put his organs back in!
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #938 on: July 04, 2011, 06:46:07 pm »
Furtuka slaps Fniff and tries again
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #939 on: July 04, 2011, 06:50:01 pm »
Fniff does the exact same thing.

Uh, no organs baby.
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #940 on: July 04, 2011, 06:53:56 pm »
Furtuka grabs fniff and his organs and stuffs them into the machine and turns it on
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #941 on: July 04, 2011, 06:57:08 pm »
Fniff comes back out.

"You know, organs are a fairly important part of the body. I guess you didn't know that. Cos you are special!" Fniff waves his arms sarcastically.
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #942 on: July 04, 2011, 06:59:22 pm »
Furtuka stuffs a tomato in Fniffs mouth and applys ducttape over it
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #943 on: July 04, 2011, 07:02:28 pm »
The duct tape is ripped clear off as the tomato splashes against Furtuka's face.

"Furtuka, for once, can't you just say 'Shut up, Fniff!' and just fuck off!" Fniff storms off to his apratment.
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #944 on: July 04, 2011, 07:15:59 pm »
Furtuka wipes his face "But it's a running gag..."
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