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Theme?

Normal Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)
- 13 (48.1%)
Evil Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
School Dormatory, Students
- 0 (0%)
"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)
- 6 (22.2%)

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Author Topic: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)  (Read 57028 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #870 on: July 03, 2011, 01:50:23 pm »
"GO for the tail! THE TAILS IT'S WEAK POINT"
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #871 on: July 03, 2011, 01:51:34 pm »
"...it's best forgott...NO DON'T OPEN THE D..."

and when the door is opened...
a beautiful and all happily dressed...angel. Walks in.
With natural blond hair, blue eyes, and a halo. She smiles gently and ask:"is my son-in-law here perhaps?"

"No, say no, please, say NO!" shade mutters, horrified and silently praying.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #872 on: July 03, 2011, 01:54:13 pm »
Rainbow Dash bites the tail of the creature, and it falls over and dies.

"Oh, hello Mrs... er, forgive me, but uh... your name?" Fniff smiles awkwardly.
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #873 on: July 03, 2011, 01:56:21 pm »
"Oh one of those alignment breaking marriages" says Furtuka as he drags the Peluda's body to the zoo
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #874 on: July 03, 2011, 02:00:36 pm »
"oh...i'm Mrs Hope...i have searched far and wide for my darling son in law...is he here perhaps? would you be so kind as to accompany me to him?" she asks, placing her hands as in the begging posture, but compessing her breasts, to look more appealing, and with pleading eyes.

"damn, he's going to fall for the seduction. Like mother like daughter. MAGMA CRABS, prepare Escape Route 1-o-1!" i order to my minions. She will not catch me alive.
Nor now, nor never.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #875 on: July 03, 2011, 02:04:08 pm »
Furtuka sticks the Peluda's body in a custom made cage specially made for it and uses a Pheonix Down to bring it back to life. "Yippee another addition to the zoo!"
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #876 on: July 03, 2011, 02:05:41 pm »
"Uh... Sorry, I have... Stuff to do." Fniff runs off to Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow, hide. I think the madam would dislike someone of your... stature, to be in her sight!"

"... what? No!" Dash says.

"Rainbow, please." Fniff sternly says.

"No!" Dash yells back, and storms down the stairs.

Suddenly, Dash stops in her steps as she looks at Mrs Hope.

"... hi?" Dash starts to giggle nervously.
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #877 on: July 03, 2011, 02:10:48 pm »
Furtuka runs off to the apartment library to search for books on angels and demons
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #878 on: July 03, 2011, 02:20:46 pm »
"how cute you are" Hope smiles, looking at dash...
"and what wonderful hair...it smells nice..." walking closer to dash, with a brush in her hand, appeared from nowhere.
"do you think i could brush it for you?" asking nicely, with humilty, and smiling.

"there we go. i think we just lost the rainbow pony. WHAT'S THE STATUS ON THE EMERGENCY EVAC?!"
"MAGMA CRAB CRAB!"
"what? still thirty minutes?! I DON'T HAVE THIRTY MINUTES!"

Furtuka might find out how angels and demons are in no way able to have children, or the like, from any normal book.
However ancient and forgotten books written in ancient and forgotten languages will tell of how they can actually marry, and have children, and how those children are humans.
And how their marriages usually end up with one of the two parts running away and being chased by the other. For morality reasons.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #879 on: July 03, 2011, 02:27:01 pm »
Fniff is searching around his apartment.

"Right, robot. Chicks love robots. She'll love em. Robots, robots..."

Fniff uncovers one of his earlier projects. The snap-out-of-it robot. Utterly useless, didn't even break mind control. It wouldn't work for Mrs H--

The robot slapped Fniff in the face, and emitted a few beeps in morse code.

"Di-di-dit Dah-dit Di-dah Di-dah-dah-dit, Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah Dah, Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah-dit, Di-dit Dah Dah-di-dah-di-dah-dah!" The robot yells.

"Agh! What am I doing!?" Fniff yells. "Oh, wait a second. This thing does work on mind control! Come on little buddy, we need to handle a mother in law!"

Fniff walks down to where Mrs Hope is staying.

"Hey Mrs Hope. Ho--" The Robot slaps Fniff again.

"Di-di-dit Dah-dit Di-dah Di-dah-dah-dit, Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah Dah, Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah-dit, Di-dit Dah Dah-di-dah-di-dah-dah!" It emits.

"Oh, right. So, you want coffee or stuff?"

The robot slaps Rainbow Dash in the face, emitting the morse code.

"Agh! What?" Dash yells, stumbling back and ending up falling flat on her back. "What just happened in the past few minutes!?"
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #880 on: July 03, 2011, 02:48:34 pm »
Furtuka starts searching for Angel weaknesses
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #881 on: July 03, 2011, 02:50:49 pm »
"Obligated to follow anything labeled bible, whether it is a bible or not."
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #882 on: July 03, 2011, 02:52:00 pm »
Furtuka pulls out a red crayon and a bible and starts scribbling
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #883 on: July 03, 2011, 02:59:07 pm »
(Let's just wait for Shade)
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #884 on: July 03, 2011, 03:20:19 pm »
"well then...i'll be going" and mrs hope starts walking down toward the basement...moving her hips...how she sways...

"maga crab"
"i know it's imminent, but it's not like i can do som..." then shade looks at his geese weaponry.
Then at his mechanical adamantium hawkS.
Then at his magma crabs.
"i know what we can do...guys, we go with plan C"
"CRABBBBBBBB!" *and the crabs start all running back into the magma.
"fine, i'll do it myself" then i ready the lever. Geese apocalypse will shortly begin.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.
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