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[Furtuka]

"...no comment"

[jc6036]

Jim enters a deep meditative state upon arriving in his room. He  is thinking about willing suspension of disbelief.

[Fniff]

"You better start, or continue, cos where our friends are... You should start praying to whoever God you love. Anyway... I was thinking of having a Star Wars marathon in my basement, anyone want to come?" Fniff asks.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka plugs up Fniffs mouth with another tomato and walks to the basement

[jc6036]

Jim has an epiphany. "Star wars isnt really a trilogy!" He runs downstairs to tell everybody.

[Fniff]

The tomato is blown out of Fniff's mouth.

"Aha, you see, I have developed a device that allows any objects in my mouth to exit unpainfully! HAH!" Fniff walks down to the basement.

"Right, so, everyone who wants to enjoy this shit here?"

[Furtuka]

"Just a second!" Furtuka runs off buys some fresh popcorn and soda and runs back  "Okay now I'm ready"

[Fniff]

"Ah ah ah!" Fniff throws the can into the boiler, where the sound of gurgling can be heard. "This is a drinking game with whiskey!" Fniff passes Furtuka a bottle of whiskey, and Fniff cracks open a bottle himself. "Right, you gotta take a sip every time someone in the entire series of movies does something incredibly stupid, and this includes the prequels. Example, guy at the start of the first film doesn't shoot down the pod, take a sip."

[Furtuka]

Furtuka swaps out his with soda.   "I don't drink"

[jc6036]

Jim comes down. "Oh,great, youve got alchohol!"   He grabs a bottle and chugs it with no obvious side effect. He grabs another bottle and plops down next to fniff. "Ive built up an amazing alchohol tolerance over the years." He looks at the t.v.  "Oh, hey, I just had an epiphany about this!"

[Fniff]

"Let's just do this drinking game."

The entire prequel series and A New Hope later...

Fniff is almost fatally drunk. "Fucking Jar-Jar... why... why doesn't anyone in the movies castrate him? I wanna...!"

[Furtuka]

"Eh he doesn't really bother me all that much"

[Fniff]

"... Heretic." Fniff grabs Furtuka, drags him into the hallway and tosses him head first into the boiler room.

"I bet Howard's friends like heretic! Bastard..." Fniff then falls asleep on the couch.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka walks back to Fniffs room and gives him a pillow and blanket.

[jc6036]

"Too bad all of the abominations are dead. . . ." Jim shrugs and begins planning the mass murder of everyone in the circus theatre.