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Normal Apartment, Normal People

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"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)

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Evil Apartment, Normal People

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School Dormatory, Students

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"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)

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Total Members Voted: 27

[Furtuka]

"I have absolutely no idea Let's head back to the apartments I bet the colorful guys can tell us."

[jc6036]

"Well. . . .I could try to pick up on him with my telepathy. . . .he shouldont be too hard to find."

[Fniff]

Fniff walks out to meet Furtuka and Jim. He has in his hands a very strange looking device.

"Hey guys, check this shit out."

He flicks a switch, and aims the antennae at a tree. The tree suddenly gains a cartoonist mouth and eyes.

"It's the cartooning machine!"

[TherosPherae]

"And if you try shooting anything, this entire reality will go to hell. Or the interdimensional equivalent, anyways - seriously, ask Red. Now, put down the gun, and kick Brown in the face a few times. I've found it to be most effective stress relief when he's been being an asshole. Which is..." *kick* "most of the time."

"That was my nose! WHY I OUGHTA-" *kick*


MEANWHILE
Text from Blue:
"Do not turn your back on the store."

[Furtuka]

"Oh wait"

Furtuka pulls out the map

"I should be able to locate him with this . But I think we should check in with blue first"

"That's a very nice machine you have there"

Furtuka stares at the store with the fury of a thousand galaxies

[Fniff]

"Oh, okay..." She tosses away the gun, then knees Black in the groin. Then handcuffs him.

*

"I think it might help a lot with eldritch creatures. Here, have it." Fniff gives the machine to Furtuka.

[Furtuka]

"Okay?" Furtuka takes the device.

"Do you hear something?"

Furtuka calls Blue

"Is something going on in there?"

[TherosPherae]

"That was really... a bad... idea. OW. Y'see, there's a bit under a dozen of us, and one of you. While that may instigate the Inverse Ninja law, you're forgetting... Red."
Red appears behind Dash, eyes glowing malevolently.
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN MY APARTMENT?"

MEANWHILE
"Aw hell, Brown's getting us into trouble again, and it looks like some chick just busted Black in the nuts. I'm gonna have to deal with this, be right back. But seriously, don't turn your back on the shop until you've seen him leave."*click*

[Fniff]

Dash smiles, then suddenly flies out the window. Then comes back, going at just under the sound barrier. She breaks the barrier when her fist strikes Red in the face.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka calls again

"does disappearing into the ceiling count as leaving? Also do you mind putting me on speaker phone?"

[TherosPherae]

Red goes flying into a wall and seems down for the count. Blue bursts in from another room right as Orange starts crying.
"....What'd you guys do to make Orange cry? And why is there a giant hole in the wall? And above all, why is there a lady in the living room?"

Blue doesn't answer his phone, as he is busy asking questions.

[Fniff]

"Lady?" Dash turns off the portable human-conversion machine, and becomes a pegasus again. "Now, are you going to sign this form or am I going to have to get worse?"

[Furtuka]

Furtuka pulls a book out of his bag and hacks into the phone to put it on speaker

"Rainbow Dash? Are you out there?"

[Fniff]

Dash looks around.

"Yeah?" She asks, confused.

[Furtuka]

"Why are you bothering the nice mood ring people?