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[Furtuka]

"Scratch that dude. There's still a couple more left."

From his hadns he formed two large bladed shieldlike ice tonfas, and began slowly advancing upon the two officers. Aberman began attempting to shoot at him with his pistol, but Furtuka merely deflected them by spinning one of the shields at a ridiculously fast rate.

[Fniff]

Aberman then pulls out a flashbang and throws it at Furtuka. They both look away and the flashbang explodes. Furtuka is blinded, and Lilian fires his shotgun at Furtuka, causing him to fall down. He pulls out a pair of plastic handcuffs and cuffs Furtuka.

"... Holy shit, that actually worked." Aberman says.

"I'm just as surprised. Now, sir, you are under arrest for possession (Tee hee) and murdering a police officer. I don't know if the Miranda laws fall under a horrific humanoid abomination, so I won't say them." Lilian says, smiling.

[Furtuka]

"I've dealt with worse"

Suddenly Furtuka exploded out of the cuffs and began to from a coccoon of ice around him. Slowly it grew and grew, forming a shell shaped like a giant Kaiju, towering over the two officers.

[Fniff]

Lilian stares directly ahead, then thinks of something.

"Hey, Aberman, you still carry that zippo on missions, right? Even though it's against regulations?" He asks.

"Well, what about that hairspray can you carry around on missions?" Aberman asks.

"There isn't any reason not to have your hair smelling nice in combat! Now give me the zippo!" Aberman tosses the zippo to Lilian and he takes out his canister.

"Sometimes, improv is better then nothing, bitch!" He shouts at Furtuka, then uses the zippo and the canister as a flamethrower at the ice monster.

[Furtuka]

"Fools"

Furtuka quickly repaired the dammage done by the flamethrower, and then grabbed Aberman with the Kaiju's arm

"I've killed gods before. You are nothing against me"

He then froze Aberman solid, dropping him on the ground to shatter

[Fniff]

Aberman's frozen statue doesn't shatter. His fist breaks out and punches Furtuka in the face. Then breaks out.

"I am GCPD's SWAT officer! I have won employee of the month fifteen fucking times! YOU ARE A COCKROACH TO ME!" He jumps onto the Kaiju's arm and headbutts it, shattering it. Then he does the same to each of the limbs the Kaiju has.

[Furtuka]

"...my my aren't you a determined."

Furtuka slowly climbs out of the Kaiju's remains and walks up to him

"It's a pity" said Furtuka as he impaled Aberman with 5 ice spears and beheading him, killing him instantly.

"Back home we might have been allies..."

[Fniff]

"ABERMAN!" Lilian shouted. "Alright, you motherfucker, you better pray."

Lilian pulls out his shotgun and aims it squarely at Furtuka.

"And you meant to say "A determined motherfucker" you grammatically incorrect idiot!"

He fires, and the beanbag smashes through Furtuka's head.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka turns intangible

"I keep forgetting that I'm able to do that"

He grabs the Shotgun and smashes it into pieces

"And I don't pray to anyone. Like I said, I'VE KILLED GODS"

[Fniff]

"You haven't defeated Angelo Wilkerson yet, c*nt." Suddenly, Furtuka is sucked into a ghost trap. Angelo picks up the trap and deletes the contents.

"Fuck me, Angelo. You know how to make an entrance." Lilian says.

"Well, yes." Angelo smiles. He then looks down at Aberman. "Ah shit, is Aberman going to be okay?"

"I don't think so." Lilian says. "Maybe we should get him to one of your friends?"

"I'll try. I like you two guys. You always seem to turn up at just the right moment." Angelo smiles and hoists the fallen SWAT officer over his back, and wanders off.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka peer at them from behind a corner

"I honestly did not expect that...   good thing I picked up that substitute device from that tinkerer fellow upstairs. Oh well, it seems that I've overstayed my welcome."

Furtuka turns back to normal and drops down unconcious

[Fniff]

Lilian sighs, then goes back home.

(Shall we end this episode soon? What do you think?)

[Furtuka]

((Yeah it's almost over for this episode It was nice to be able to play as that guy again))

Furtuka wakes up

"Ow my head...   how did I get here?"

He wanders back into the apartment building

"Whoah whats with all the ice?"

Furtuka heads downstairs to the basement

"Oi Fniff! You still down here?"

[Fniff]

(What did you think of the two SWAT officers?)

"And this is my matter replicator. It can make anything!" Fniff's voice drifts up.

"Can it make muffins?" Ditzy asks.

"Yeah, but it can also ma--"

"Well, set it to make muffins every... five minutes."

"Yes, but it can also make a cold fusion re--"

"I'd prefer muffins."

[Furtuka]

((They were neat. I asume you mean for them to be the quirky miniboss squad along with Angelo?))

"I'll leave you two alone then."

Furtuka goes looking for Angelo, Jim, and Derpy