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Normal Apartment, Normal People

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"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)

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Evil Apartment, Normal People

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School Dormatory, Students

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"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)

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Total Members Voted: 27

[Fniff]

Angelo stares ahead.

"What. It didn't look nearly as-- Ah fuck it. I'll take it. What's the rent?"

[Furtuka]

Furtuka shows him the price book Newsmuffin left him

[jc6036]

The party is raging, and Jim appears to have started a mosh pit. "WOO! YOU GUYS LIKE TOO PARTAY!" the crowd responds. "HELL YEAH!" Rainbow dash begins walking around the party in human form. Jim sees her. "Holy shit rainbow, is that really you?" Jim yells one more thing before she can respond. "TO ALL THE PARTIERS, NO HAVING SEX IN THE EMPTY APARTMENTS, THANK YOU!"

[Furtuka]

"Oh just remembered. You might not want to go into that part of the apartments for a hour or two. Noah1 hasn't finished cleaning up all the gore"

[Fniff]

"Shit, I just wandered around and fell into Fniff's room. He had this weird device that fired at me and now I am human!" Dash moans. "And I have a really bad hangover. What the hell kind of alcoholic content do you have in that drink? One drop? Two?"

Angelo looks at Dash, and started salivating.

"Holy shit... Wowee. Titta på tuttar på det!!"

[Furtuka]

Furtuka puts his hand on Angelo's shoulder "Don't, just don't, we've had enough pony related awkwardness around here"

[Fniff]

"Piss off, matey!" Angelo then runs towards Dash.

"Hey! Guess what? I have a trouser snake in my pants and it needs stroking!"

"RAPE!" Dash screams, and punches Angelo in the mouth.

"Ow! I wasn't raping you, I was just saying a pickup line!"

"Oh, sorry. I don't really understand human culture properly."

"Oh, then take me to--"

Another punch and he is out like a light.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka grabs Angelos body and calls Noah1

"Hey it's Furtuka. Have you finished cleaning room 4935W?  Uhuh. Uhuh. Good, I'll be right up"

Furtuka drags Angelo to 4935W and tapes a piece to him with a detailed explanation of who Rainbow Dash is and why he tried to warn him.

[Fniff]

Angelo wakes up and reads the note.

"Ugh, something is wrong... I feel... In love! Holy shit, finally!" Angelo tosses aside the note. "It took me a concussion, but I am finally in love! Sweet!"

Angelo returns to the party and comes up to Dash.

"Didn't I ju--"

"Baby, listen. I think I just fell in love with you."

Dash was about to punch him again, but in his eyes she saw something. He meant it, he was in love with her. A concussed deviant sort of love, but a love nonetheless. He then hugged her and kissed her.

Dash felt revulsion at first, then a feeling of love herself. You gotta admit, the man had moves.

[Furtuka]

"...okaaaaaay". Furtuka suddenly remembers to lock the room where the comatose residents were being kept.

[Fniff]

Angelo and Dash scoot off to her room, and they seem to be hanging out. No sex noises, thank the Gods.

Meanwhile, the date between Fniff and Ditzy is going well. He picked a nice place, Ditzy is a hell of a lot more interesting then most bronies even imagine. Frank Zappa's Mom and Dad played over their conversation.

"God, I hope Dinky is okay. They'll probably be confused about my disappearance, and all that..." Ditzy said.

Fniff put his hand on Ditzy's hand. He smiled.

God, Fniff was so horny. Oh snap! Why the fuck did he say that? He was horny for a pony! What the fuck? He was...

Then he realized.

His life was a wreck. It had been years since he went out and he had no hope of ever becoming a proper scientist. His only friend, Bdthemag, was most probably gone forever for no reason. Ditzy changed all that. In it's strange fucked up way, his sleep seduction had filled something in him.

Then...

(Fill in what happened next!)

[Furtuka]

Furtuka activated the emergency hornyness cold water sprinkler system

[jc6036]

Jim looks at angelo, his eyes red and drooped, his mouth hanging slightly open at one corner. "Fuck. Now we got another pony fucker. Ahhh well.Theres plenty of beutiful women here for me. . . .but damn that human version of rain bow dash is hot. . . ." He walks off to find his dates.

[Fniff]

The human Ditzy suddenly fizzled and the real Pegasus version showed. The door was promptly kicked down and a team of SWAT officers entered the room.

"GET ON THE FLOOR! NOW!" They aimed their guns squarely at Ditzy.

Fniff yelled and pounced. Landing on one of the SWAT, he cracks his neck and grabs his gun. He unloads a clip into  another one and beats another to death with it. The final one is swiftly murdered with a roundhouse kick to the face, smashing his riot mask.

He grabs Ditzy and stares into her eyes.

"We need to move! Those bastards killed Furburt and my parents, but they sure as he'll aren't going to kill you!" Pulling Ditzy every step of the way, he runs into the apartment building and shut the door. He then turned around.

About 100 party guests stared at the Pegasus and human covered in blood. And then they...

[Furtuka]

They turn on their weirdness centers and get back to partying.

Furtuka goes up to Fniff

"what just happened?, and should I call Shade and ask to borrow the magma crabs for use as bouncers?"