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Theme?

Normal Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)
- 13 (48.1%)
Evil Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
School Dormatory, Students
- 0 (0%)
"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)
- 6 (22.2%)

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Author Topic: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)  (Read 57008 times)

shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1485 on: July 22, 2011, 03:35:08 pm »

are there any exorcists among them? otherwise, it's not going to bother me. it might bother the headmaster thought. She does have a thing for exorcists.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1486 on: July 22, 2011, 03:38:14 pm »

Most likely

Furtuka slices a tank in half with a swordbeam


((ONE HUNDREDTH PAGE! WHOOT))
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shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1487 on: July 22, 2011, 04:15:52 pm »

fine. i'll send up a couple of war magma crabs...just, keep the water buckets ready...they are enhanced for maximum heat.
"i'll have to go away for a couple of minutes, headmaster"
"why, you're the host, you should be hosting the party...where are you going?"
"to look in the kitchens for more fresh meat"
"then you may go".
"HEY! SHADE! CAN You find me some chinese nazi?!" a random forgotten beast yells
"i don't know! i'll look in the fridge" shade yells back
shade reaches the kitchens, the private one inside his room.
deep in the bowels of the magma pit.
Really really deep...
"Boris. I have a job for you"

"MAGMA!?"

"yes. you may burn and destroy"
MAGMAAAAA!!!!

furtuka is more than likely to hear the ground shake.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1488 on: July 22, 2011, 04:36:23 pm »

The ground rumbles as a small team of magma crabs bursts out of the ground and starts melting the tanks.

Thanks
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shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1489 on: July 22, 2011, 05:22:51 pm »

what? Boris is yet to come. Those are his chef assistants. and with a louder crack, an enormous and titanical magma crab, with an enormous and titanical CHEF HAT emerges yelling
MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
hot boiling magma begins spreading searing hot flames around, incinerating and burning...then he retreats again, to the underground. leaving a big hole behind.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1490 on: July 23, 2011, 03:56:13 pm »

Suddenly a huge beast appears! Bashing it's way through the door it slams into the barricade and tears a few magma crabs in half.

A man dismounts from the creature

"Greetings. I am Commander Morn, And this! Is! My! SPACEDRAGON!"

((The spacedragon does not breath fire. It instead spits out a highly charges solid mass of explosive material. Thing of the stuff Toothless breaths out in How to Train your dragon))
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1491 on: July 23, 2011, 04:05:41 pm »

Fniff falls out of the time portal, and onto the street outside the apartment block.

"Oh what the fuck just happened..." He asks, dazed.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1492 on: July 23, 2011, 04:07:36 pm »

((FNIFF YOU'RE ALIVE  :D :'( :D :'())
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noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1493 on: July 23, 2011, 04:07:54 pm »

I mistake Fniff for an enemy, and begin lighting him up.
5 50. MG lumps of lead hit him in various places.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1494 on: July 23, 2011, 04:13:41 pm »

(I'm back baby)

Fniff screams as Noah lights him up, and he dies.

(Oh wait, no I am not)

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1495 on: July 23, 2011, 04:14:17 pm »

(I'm back baby)

Fniff screams as Noah lights him up, and he dies.

(Oh wait, no I am not)
(I am sure awesome, eh?)
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1496 on: July 23, 2011, 04:17:47 pm »

(Well, there goes that until he is revived)

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1497 on: July 23, 2011, 04:19:15 pm »

Furtuka sends one of the magma crabs to retrieve Fniff.

Commander Morn laughs
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1498 on: July 23, 2011, 04:21:19 pm »

Fniff is revived for about twenty seconds until he vomits up all his organs and dies again.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1499 on: July 23, 2011, 04:26:33 pm »

Furtuka gives Fniff and his organs to a medical bot and commands it to put them back and throw him in a resurrection chamber.

Commander Morns raises a staff and bolts of energy arc out. Suddenly all the dead C.I.D. soldiers begin to rise...
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