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Theme?

Normal Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)
- 13 (48.1%)
Evil Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
School Dormatory, Students
- 0 (0%)
"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)
- 6 (22.2%)

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Author Topic: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)  (Read 57043 times)

shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1275 on: July 10, 2011, 07:23:58 am »
"DADADDAAA!!!" angry at the voice goes Gean.
"it must be registered like that...be a nice girl and go back to your room"
"daaa" and Gean goes, happily obeying shade.
Shade stays to watch the probably forecoming destruction.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1276 on: July 10, 2011, 07:31:07 am »
I throw in a few Mango's that I got from Jamaica, and then a banana or two laying about.
"LETS GET SPINNIN, MON!" it blares.
Unfortunately, the top was off.
A couple minutes later, there is mango and banana EVERYWHERE.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1277 on: July 10, 2011, 07:59:34 am »
Licking himself off of the minced fruit, shade simply comments:
"so...smoothies are a sort of bath thing? where you get bathed in minced fruit? like the blood bath of the ninth sector of the HFS where you bath in gore and blood and entrails?"
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1278 on: July 10, 2011, 08:01:07 am »
"No, I just forgot to put the lid on. Lets try this again."
A couple seconds later...
"GOD DAMNIT!"
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1279 on: July 10, 2011, 08:02:45 am »
"what? it doesn't work? the lid is not there? evil incarnate has taken over your newborn first children in a night of the blood moon?" i ask inquisitevely.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1280 on: July 10, 2011, 08:06:25 am »
The ghost speaks again "So tell me why is it that you have come down here to this horrible place?"
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noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1281 on: July 10, 2011, 08:07:32 am »
"Do you not notice the second layer of smoothie on you?"
"BETTER CLEAN THAT UP NOW!" It blares.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yell.
I then grab a baseball bat from the ether and start bludgeoning it wildly.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1282 on: July 10, 2011, 08:09:50 am »
"oh...and why are you breaking it? shouldn't you just...use a lid? or buy one?"  i ask, cleaning myself again.
"maybe you should try anger control, it works like a charm. Or vicodin, or something similar. it should actually be useful to help calm down your clearly hidden stress"
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1283 on: July 10, 2011, 08:13:08 am »
"WAANnaaananaaaaaaaa...." It sputters.
"I hate Jamaica. Anger control? I tried. The instructor looked at me funny. If I remember correctly, I buried him in cottonwood cemetery on an unmarked grave."
I stare blankly.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1284 on: July 10, 2011, 08:16:32 am »
"oh i know a guy who said something about it, a soul who went by a long time ago, said he died because of one of his students. He was a serial killer, so it's fine. Used it to vent his stress he said.
But that's another story, would you mind a taste of Bloddyhellish soft drink?" i ask opening the fridge to retrieve a little bottle, filled with red liquid.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1285 on: July 10, 2011, 08:18:21 am »
"Nah."
I then put down the bat, and walk off to the sub-basement.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1286 on: July 10, 2011, 08:21:37 am »
"One of our friends has Been possessed by something he ran into down here" says Furtuka


"Oh no" says the ghost "I cannot allow any of the creatures of this labyrinth to escape! But in my current form I am unable to leave this place. Please I beseech you, take up my sword and banish the darkness! And hurry I can sense that you've attracted the labyrinths attention. You must leave immediately!"

And with those words the ghost fades out of sight
« Last Edit: July 10, 2011, 05:10:37 pm by Furtuka »
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shadenight123

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1287 on: July 10, 2011, 08:22:23 am »
"have a nice day trying to survive the sub basemente madness!!!" i say while she leaves. i take a sip of the good stuff, then place it back in the fridge.
"now off back to..."
"DADDA!" yells Gean
"coming..." i sigh, walking to the front door, where i see Gean in a pool of entrails of various police officer. Happily playing with the Colon of one of the bodies.
"now i have to clean you up. Did you really have to play with them?"
"dadadaaaa!!!" she says, showing me a particularly artistic entrail design.
"yes, it's really nice honeypuff, but now you have to go take a bath"
"DAAAAAA" not happy.
"with the bubbles, you love the bubbles"
"daadadaaa!" more happy. and happily giving her hand to Shade, so he can bring her to the bathroom and clean her up.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1288 on: July 10, 2011, 08:23:49 am »
"Don't worry, I have a Glock."
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #1289 on: July 10, 2011, 08:32:10 am »
Jim jumps out of the cart and attempts to pull the sword out of the skeleton.
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