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Theme?

Normal Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
"Keeping Up with Bay12" (Play as your Bay12 personality)
- 13 (48.1%)
Evil Apartment, Normal People
- 4 (14.8%)
School Dormatory, Students
- 0 (0%)
"Bay of Twelve" (12 go in, 1 comes out)
- 6 (22.2%)

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Author Topic: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)  (Read 56887 times)

noah22223

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #120 on: June 27, 2011, 08:32:07 pm »

Noah throw's the alienware at Fniff and rushes to Bdthemag's room to grab his xxSilk Sockxx.
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jc6036

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #121 on: June 27, 2011, 08:33:00 pm »

15 C just call my character Jim
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #122 on: June 27, 2011, 08:35:49 pm »

A young man in a semi witty tee shirt walks up to the front of the apartment building, wondering how they fit a rock concert and a mosh pit inside
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #123 on: June 27, 2011, 08:38:53 pm »

Fniff awoke from his slumber in his bed. The boiler had gone off. It's usually calming hum had disappeared, and was replaced with the sound of silence. Shivering with cold, Fniff got up and put on a coat, then walked to the boiler room. He hadn't visited it all too often, and he did not expect to find what he found down there.

Water splashed as he opened the door. What the fuck? Why was there water in a boiler room?

Splash. Splash.

Sighing, he went in and checked to see what was wrong. Well, it seemed that there wasn't any fuel. Fniff walked over to the gas tank, got a can and filled it up with gas. He dumped the gas into the boiler, and it burst with flame. Smiling, he walked out of the hot boiler room, and that was when he felt something bite his ankle.

Raaaaaaagh.


What he saw could have broken minds. A horrific bloated combination of a shark and a leech was gnawing on his leg. Unlike most people who would have screamed and run very far away, Fniff cooed.

"Aw. Well, little fella, where is your mother? Aww... you don't have a mummy? Come here, daddy will help the little cuddly doo... just give me a moment, and I'll get a bowl." Fniff ran off, and got a bowl to house the pint sized eldritch abomination. Filling it with water, the horror was picked up and placed into the bowl.

"Okay, what should I call you... I know! The Dark Son of a Thousand Incestuous Dark Ones Who Shall Reign Darkness Upon Thee, Ala Cathgroth, ALA CATHGROTH! Howard for short! Now, I wonder what the landlord will think of pets."

Fniff went to Newsmuffin's room, and showed the pet to him.

"Hey, what is the policy on pets? I found li'l The Dark Son of a Thousand Incestuous Dark Ones Who Shall Reign Darkness Upon Thee, Ala Cathgroth, ALA CATHGROTH! AKA Howard in the boiler room. You should check that out. Also, what do you think of the li'l guy? He kinda looks like Cthulu if he was a shark!"
« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 08:46:26 pm by Fniff »
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Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #124 on: June 27, 2011, 08:43:51 pm »

Furtuka runs past Jim and passes a vomit covered tomato to him
« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 08:46:22 pm by Furtuka »
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jc6036

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #125 on: June 27, 2011, 08:44:37 pm »

The young man walks to the landlords room               "Hey, my name is Ji-  what in the hell! What is that thing!"
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Fniff

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #126 on: June 27, 2011, 08:47:17 pm »

"It's Howard! Wanna pet it? It bites, though!"

jc6036

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #127 on: June 27, 2011, 08:48:59 pm »

"awww. . . He is kinda cute. . . "jim reaches down to pet howard
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NewsMuffin

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #128 on: June 27, 2011, 08:49:22 pm »

NewsMuffin stares at Fniff.
"Uh... well, if it stays in the bowl it's fine."
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jc6036

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #129 on: June 27, 2011, 08:51:47 pm »

Jim turns to the landlord     "Heres the down payement. Im taking 15 C"
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Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #130 on: June 27, 2011, 08:54:05 pm »

"What does Howard eat?"
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #131 on: June 27, 2011, 08:55:03 pm »

"Oh yeah, don't go down to the boiler room. I think Howard's friends are there, aren't they you little abomination of science and nature..." Fniff pets Howard, and lets Jim pet him. Jim loses a finger.

"I think he eats human flesh. Just a guess, though." Fniff walks off to his apartment.

Furtuka

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #132 on: June 27, 2011, 08:56:56 pm »

"Uh I have the feeling that I should be calling the SCP Foundation about this, I have them on speedial'
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jc6036

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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #133 on: June 27, 2011, 08:57:56 pm »

*whimpers*           any body got a lighter on them? And some pain pills? I can tell im going like it here. . . .
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Re: Keeping Up with Bay12 (Freeform)
« Reply #134 on: June 27, 2011, 08:59:51 pm »

A young man dressed all in green enters the lobby and observes as chaos, vomiting, and the naming of Cthulhoid pets ensue. He continues waiting, eventually ringing a bell to hopefully attract the attention of the landlord.
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