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Author Topic: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)  (Read 4589 times)

Riccto

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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2011, 08:49:51 am »

Smashy Looty time! (Break some pumpkins also.}
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Darvi

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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2011, 08:50:36 am »

Whirt ate them all.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2011, 08:52:35 am »

Eat Darvi
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2011, 08:53:17 am »

Don't eat the greens!, you'll never get the taste out!
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Darvi

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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2011, 08:54:21 am »

There is no Darvi :V
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2011, 09:00:47 am »

Loot the camp.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2011, 10:05:45 am »

Loot tents.
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Darvi

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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2011, 10:06:30 am »

Be a ninja-looter.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2011, 02:13:08 pm »

"KILL KIL KILL KILL !!!" screams Hobsnatcher as he goes beserk,a dn begins attacking the halfing things.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2011, 12:14:09 am »

I AM MAKE PUMPKIN!

Turn a house into another pumpkin, then store said pumpkin in magic hammerspace. If there is no magic hammerspace, explode the pumpkin.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2011, 07:41:08 am »

waiting list/join - "Slay" red minion
wear pumpkin as armor/ use smashed pumpkin as shield?
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2011, 08:38:43 pm »

Bump for Draignean.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2011, 08:55:39 pm »

Slay Nearest non-minion, wear it as a hat when I'm done.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2011, 05:19:11 am »

TURN TWO: META DEATH INVOLVED!

Bob: [3] You loot, but not sneakily. [Loot roll:4] You take a wooden pole, which, due to being a non-brown, gives you a wristblade instead.
Derm: [5] [Loot roll:2] Nothing, blame Ric for that.
Hobsnatcher: [5] You can't find anymore halflings, so you attack the humans instead. They die.
George: [2] Ric took it all.
Ric: [6] [Loot roll:6] You find a nice helmet in te barrels, and you stop the other minions looting too.
Ouch: [2] You try and loot, though Ric gets in before you, taking everything.
Free: [1] You free the peasants, then the other minions start butchering them. No reward for you...
Jones: [6] You turn a house into a pumpkin, Exploding tit right when the halflings are near it. they never stood a chance.
Whirt: [6] You eat darvi, breaking the forth wall. You are now full.
Kaz: [1] You find yourself giving the barrels items, rather then taking them...

TRAIT GAIN [JONES]: Apprentice mage. Magic casting rolls require a 5 to succeed, rather then the usual 6.
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Re: Roll to serve the OVERLORD(S)
« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2011, 05:20:30 am »

Punch Whirt's stomach from the inside.
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