Okay, our title is
Gorgeous Rose because I didn't want to get anything silly like Moan Slave or Pleasure of Pimp. Although in hindsight those might be fitting choices...
Anyway, this is our glorious heroine, Urist McPianist. That weird hair thing is the closest I could find to a beard. If anyone wants me to change it, rest assured that it is, in fact, possible.
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For those of us that don't know the intro, basically there's a place called Karune, except it gets eaten by the Vindale Forest and all this fog. Prince Saimore of Zanan, who is actually pretty cool, says "This is all the elves' fault! Let's kill them all and burn their forests!" Then we cut to us hiding in a barrel on the Queen Sedona, a boat headed for Port Kapul in North Tyris (where we'll be spending our adventuring life) when suddenly a storm hits and blue wind (etherwind, remember it well) comes and owns us all. Everybody on the ship is swept into the sea and the last thing we remember is the light of the etherwind.
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Oh no I'm in a cave with these two elves. I hate those goddamn elves, but I want free stuff, so I guess I should go along with the tutorial. Oh no, 3 putits!
First thing I do is drop my goddamn grand piano that I was lugging around for some reason. JESUS that thing is heavy.
After I kill one putit, I decide to milk them for all the exp they're worth. I start letting them hit me to train constitution. While I'm running around like a headless chicken, Larnneire (another elf) decides to identify a bottle of liquid the hard way: by drinking it. Turns out it was sulfuric acid!
After getting bored and killing the putits, Lomias gives me a chest and some lockpicks that I can't even use. Asshole. With that, the tutorial ends! I'm free to go.
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NEXT UPDATE (maybe): Screw Vernis, we're going to [insert town here, VOTE IN THE POLL!!!!]
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