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[Girlinhat]

This just occurred to me.  At first I said "Every time a dwarf dies, take a shot" but then I realized how absurd that was.  Now "Every year that a dwarf doesn't die, take a shot".  This will cause you to either lose dwarves regularly, or cause you to become drunk and sloppy and start losing dwarves to drunken mistakes.  Either way, you are guaranteed Fortress Fun.

[FoiledFencer]

How do you quantitatively measure the number of times a dwarf doesn't die? Number of frames multiplied by the number of dwarves? Or number of potentially deadly situations that do not end deadly?

[Soapalope]

Alternative: Every time one of your dwarves (dwarfs?) gets killed by a capybara, or as the result of a capybara, take a shot.

-Takes a shot-

-Stares at screen-

-Takes another shot-

[FoiledFencer]

Alternative: Every time one of your dwarves (dwarfs?) gets killed by a capybara, or as the result of a capybara, take a shot.

-Takes a shot-

-Stares at screen-

-Takes another shot-

Don't do it - even your knee-livers cannot handle those amounts of alcohol!

[Aachen]

For every:

you have struck microcline
you have struck orthoclase
you have struck cobaltite
you have struck cinnabar

take a shot!

[jaxy15]

Go to the circus and look at the clowns.
For every poisonous bite clown, take 2 shots.

[Icee77]

For every goblin slain by a trap take a shot
-Takes a shot-
-Takes a shot-
-Takes a shot-
-Takes a shot-
-Takes a shot-
-Takes a shot-
-Takes a shot-
 

[MythagoWoods]

For every battle cattle kill, take a shot.

[jaxy15]

For every badger that becomes enraged, take a shot.

[Kidiri]

For every piece of rock in your fortress take a sip.

[Sonlirain]

Take a shor for every rock craft your workshops spit out.

[Tharwen]

Every time a dwarf takes a drink, drink an entire barrel of alcohol.

[Sjotrik]

Due to me having fun with the "on-break" function, I shall take a shot for every time a dwarf takes a chug on the barrels.

*shot*
*shot*
*shot*
*shot*

Phew... Finally done...
wait, what is Urist McAlcoholic doing?
oh no...

*shot*
*shot*
*shot*
*shot*

[Broseph Stalin]

Every time a dwarf cancels a job for a ridiculous reason take a shot.

-Construct Bridge cancelled, There's a fish in the water- Take a shot

-Construct Bridge cancelled, There's a fish in the water- Take a shot

-Construct Bridge cancelled, There's a fish in the water- Take a shot

-Construct Bridge cancelled, Someone's dog is standing there and I don't want to tell it to move- Take a shot.

-Construct Bridge cancelled, There's a fish in the water- Take a shot

-Construct Bridge cancelled, There's a fish in the water- Take a shot

-Take a Shot Cancelled, Alcohol Poisoning-

[Ipwnurmom221]

Every time a dead body goes unnoticed until the miasma clouds cover half the fortress, take a shot