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[billybobfred]

So, do I rewind to pre-Conan, wait for him to post the right save, or just keep playing?

(guessing it's not the third)

[aussieevil]

Keep playing. I've lost my patience with him, to be honest.

[billybobfred]

I was about to be all "but what about the contributions of the people who played after this save was created and before Conan" and then I realized that there were no such people.

[billybobfred]

8th Malachite
Forgotten beasts have been spotted in the caverns. Too far away to care about, and anyway, they can't... wait.


... Um. Hell. Yes, those walls are the walls you think they are.

12th Galena
Fire Parrot is pulling a paranoia gambit. He's hiding. He's waiting for me to give up, and that's when he'll strike. But I'm on to him!

Oh? Human traders? Yes, yes, send them in, I'll deal with them in a moment.

26th Galena
We lost 6 marksdwarves to the accompanying ambush. I need to finish that dodge-grinder combo. At least the dodging part, that'll slow down invaders at least.

Autumn has arrived on the calendar.

7th Sandstone

WHOA WHOA WHOA
What is this?


I knew it! I knew it would strike the moment I had forgotten of its existence! To arms!


arglebargle

11th Sandstone
Oh, goodie, a fish cleaner has been possessed. Let's waste the fort's time and resources with more freakin useless artifacts that don't even give an experience boost.

26th Sandstone
We lost 7 more marksdwarves, along with a handful of civilians. But it's sealed behind a fortification now.

gjkkabgrabgl

That is all.

12th Timber

Hm. I guess it's not completely useless.

15th Timber
The dwarven caravan and liaison have arrived.

There's absolutely no chance of the liaison getting to meet with Conan. He's... not well.


Not that there's much I can do about that.

Winter has arrived on the calendar.

28th Moonstone
An ettin has arrived.

We were going to kill her, but she got caught in the goblin grinder. Under the hatch. She's... not going anywhere anytime soon.


11th Opal
An animal dissector has been possessed!

yay uselessness

22nd Opal

See? Useless.

3rd Obsidian
Well, we've changed mayors, so the meeting is finally hapening.

Oh? We're to be elevated to a barony?

And I'm to be the baron?

What an honor! I can't exactly refuse this, can I? Of course, of course, I accept!

... I'm going to need a bigger room.

Spring has arrived on the calendar.
1st Granite, 254
Well, that's my term of government over.

I leave the rest to you. Remember to check my notes!

( I've been trying to make soap for our hospital, but askl;fjsklhgaksdjg we got hit with the water+lye bug.)

[aussieevil]

Rentorian seems AWOL. I'm going to wait and see if he comes back; if not, get ready, ImBocaire.

[aussieevil]

Rentorian skipped his turn. Next is ImBocaire.

[ImBocaire]

Wait, seriously? I'm in the middle of my turn in the "Screw The Next Player Over" game. Might it be possible to switch my position with the next guy in line?

[noah22223]

Try is probably gonna be AWOL aswell.
I can play nao?

[aussieevil]

Try is probably gonna be AWOL aswell.
I can play nao?

Go ahead. I'll change the list right now.

[noah22223]

EDIT: Im fucking dead.
WHY THE FUCK AM I DEAD?

[aussieevil]

Must have been in one of the cavern attacks.

Ooh - maybe you could play as a dwarf possessed by your ghost or something.

[noah22223]

Already doing that.

[noah22223]

My god. The way these strutting fools, these blustering morons, are running the best fortress that the mountainhomes has ever created... It makes me mad. It makes my soul mad. It makes me turn in my grave. Ah, yes. This dwarf, here. This... Swordsdwarf.
I will use him.

He did a bit more then retch when I took over his body. He screamed in pain. The many dwarves who came, they blew him off as being possessed into making an artifact. I have done that before, here. I recently made a man create a bone ring only a king could wear without being the richest man in the world, and the previous ruler scoffed at it. I doubt his intelligence.

I had my new body walk into his office. I had him put his sword's point to his neck. I drew his blood. I threatened him.
He has given me complete control.

First thing's first.
A room fit for a king. It shall be mine. Noone will take it.

To be continued!

[aussieevil]

I did some looking and it seems that your choice of possession has sensory nerve damage. Weird, ain't it?

[noah22223]

Shall continue at WhatevertimeIwakeup:00 Mountain time.