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Author Topic: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad  (Read 4022 times)

JacenHanLovesLegos

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Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« on: June 21, 2011, 08:07:00 pm »
(Go play Cortex Command if  you want to know what's going on) You are a Coalition Heavy in a barren snowy wasteland. You have 3 soldiers. There is a Dummy outpost on the horizon. What do you do? Note: There will be non-game stuff.

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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 08:11:20 pm »
Hop on the jeep and attempt to get the engine on
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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 08:12:04 pm »
You hop in the jeep and turn it on. Your men follow suit.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 08:14:43 pm »
Drive the jeep off to the outpost and hope for allies there

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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 08:26:24 pm »
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You drive towards the outpost in search of allies, without realizing dummys are your enemy. Lucky for you, a Coalition strike force is attacking. There are Dummy parts scattered around. There are 11 dummys in fortifications. There is a dreadnought at the entrance.

Spoiler: Squad+Equipment (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 08:28:56 pm »
Order your men to unleash a hail of lead on the dreadnought, UNTIL IT DIES(goddamn, I hate the thickness of the armor on those things)
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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 08:30:29 pm »
Order my men the go back but keep dummies there. Make one of my men throw a grenade at the area where dummies are piled
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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 08:32:47 pm »
Run away and make the brain hire the browncoats instead?
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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 08:34:05 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on June 21, 2011, 08:32:47 pm
Run away and make the brain hire the browncoats instead?
You never hire brown coats when attacking. They can hardly jump with a heavy weapon and side-arm.
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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 08:35:33 pm »
Incoming action.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2011, 08:38:56 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on June 21, 2011, 08:34:05 pm
Quote from: Phantom on June 21, 2011, 08:32:47 pm
Run away and make the brain hire the browncoats instead?
You never hire brown coats when attacking. They can hardly jump with a heavy weapon and side-arm.
Unless you are particularly confidant and good with them. I mean, I can reliably attack positions with Browncoat Lights.
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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2011, 08:43:04 pm »
Guns are fired, lead is thrown, and the dreadnought is whittled down to the last layer of armor (that looks strangely like a battery). The soldier with a grenade launcher fires at a group of 3 or 4 dummys. All are now scrap plastic. The snow is melting from all the gunfire, and becoming small ponds. The dummys fire back, wounding 1 of your soldiers and 3 of your allies. You were hit, but saved by your armor.

Spoiler: Squad+Equipment (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Strike Force (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dummys (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2011, 10:03:51 pm »
Jump off of the jeep and barrel roll slam into the Dreadnought.
This should destroy it without hurting you.
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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 09:51:20 am »
You realize that you aren't on the jeep, but you get on it and body slam the dreadnought into oblivion. Both sides are confused enough by this action, that there is no action.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Run a (Cortex Command) Coalition Squad
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 10:11:00 am »
Realize one of your troops didn't do anything, Punish him!
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