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[Furtuka]

Break a leg off of the table then. Or alternatively go into the kitchen to retrieve a chair leg. And don't forget to set it on fire!

[Bdthemag]

Break a leg off of one of the chairs, allocate it to your Strife Specibus as Clubkind.

You are sure that there was never a chair in this room.

THEY'RE SOFAS, NUMBNUTS.

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FINE DO IT TO A TABLE, POSSIBLEY A SOFA.

[ExKirby]

Break a leg off of the table then. Or alternatively go into the kitchen to retrieve a chair leg. And don't forget to set it on fire!

You break the leg off a table, but one of the brushes on it falls off and hits the BRUSHKIND button on the SPECIBUS card. Whoops. You suppose it could be worse. You could have a simple stick. Or a 1/2bow. Regardless, you decide to assign the PAINTBRUSH to it. You wonder how improvements could be made. However, you need to return to the task at hand.

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[Furtuka]

Set the brush on fire?

[ExKirby]

Set the brush on fire?

You got the FIREBRUSH.

Whoa, careful! Don't want to burn a precious canvas! Now what?

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[Furtuka]

capchalogue trophy and continue attempting to get the mail

[ExKirby]

capchalogue trophy and continue attempting to get the mail

You capchalogue the TROPHY. Man this thing is heavy. Luckily, size is no constraint with these cards. They're like Dwarves-tough and resiliant.

On the matter of your DAD, he's either in his STUDY or the KITCHEN. The evil aroma of pastry products fills the air of both rooms. Right, once you extinguish this brush, you know what you're painting. Regardless, which room would you like to enter?

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[Furtuka]

The Study

[ExKirby]

>The Study

You rush into your dad's STUDY. In it are more of your pieces of artwork. You do a LOT of painting. There is also a shelf full of multicoloured chemicals, portraying your dad's love of science. It's dumb. Who would waste their time on mixing two boring chemicals together to see what boring result they will have? It's dull and pointless. Anyway, sitting on a desk by a pile of sheets is a computer and a PDA. Joys. Clearly, he's not in here, and the mail is with him. You can see where this will eventually end up.

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[Furtuka]

Capchalogue some chemicals, the sheets and the pda. How much space is left in our modus?

[ExKirby]

Capchalogue some chemicals, the sheets and the pda. How much space is left in our modus?

You take a RED LIQUID FLASK, a BLUE LIQUID FLASK and a GREEN LIQUID FLASK. You also get a DOZEN (12) SHEETS and the PDA. And just like that, full deck. Hoorah. You've got the PDA in your accessable slot. What now?

[Furtuka]

Open it and invade your fathers privacy by looking at his chat log

[ExKirby]

Open it and invade your fathers privacy by looking at his chat log

Oh derp, you just noticed you filled your deck. Your trophy pops out and lands on the desk. Your dad hasn't got Pesterchum on here so you install it and oh joys someone is pestering you. How joyous.

[Furtuka]

Answer

[noah22223]

Stop being a kleptomaniac.
Go to a store and be a kleptomaniac.
Preferably get an Alienware while your at it.
EDIT: I drew (AKA Found) a picture of our character.

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