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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2011, 03:46:29 pm »

>Tom: Do not be the other kid. Neither should you live a life near identical to that of one John Egbert. Instead, walk yourself to the shops and buy yourself a birthday pie.
Yeah, this seems like complete bullshit. Once your dad is inside you hop out the window and WHOASHIT. In hindsight, you probably should have thought before you just dived like that. You would go get a pie, but you also forgot to get some FUNDING to claim said pie. Whoops. What now?

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2011, 03:48:03 pm »

Do you have any quarters? Go to the arcade in that bowling alley. That'd be fun.

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2011, 03:49:25 pm »

Mug dad
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2011, 03:58:10 pm »

>Do you have any quarters? Go to the arcade in that bowling alley. That'd be fun.
You just said you don't have any funds. Silly.

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2011, 03:59:38 pm »

>Coolio. Let's get some quarters. Then go to the arcade.

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2011, 09:57:24 pm »

Go meet up with your friend and set up a lemonade/gambling stand
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2011, 02:18:22 pm »

>Tom: Mug Dad
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2011, 03:29:46 pm »

Go panhandle money, surely that will make us some quarters.
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2011, 04:08:38 pm »

x1 REVIVAL COMBO!
>Tom: Mug Dad
This is an excellent idea. You see nothing that could go wrong with it. You walk back inside, but decide to loiter around in the lounge for a bit. In it is a TV,a LIT FIREPLACE (Above which lies a trophy for your outstanding artwork), two SOFAS and a TABLE, upon which lies a PRESENT. On the walls are assorted pieces of your finest artwork. There are two doors from here-on leads to the KITCHEN, the other to your Dad's STUDY. There also the stairs, you suppose. What is your plan of action?

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2011, 04:09:47 pm »

Open up the PRESENT, hopefully there won't be any CAKE in there.
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2011, 04:23:56 pm »

Open up the PRESENT, hopefully there won't be any CAKE in there.
You tentatively pull open the box and HELL YES. You got a Captchalogue Beginner's Set! No longer will you need to haul large canvases around! It contains 5 Capthalogue cards, the Fetch Modus and a Strife Specibus card. Don't you feel happy. What will you do next?

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2011, 04:26:26 pm »

Break a leg off of one of the chairs, allocate it to your Strife Specibus as Clubkind.
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2011, 04:32:19 pm »

Wait before you set the club as a specibus, set it on fire with the fireplace to have Torchkind!
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2011, 04:33:00 pm »

Wait before you set the club as a specibus, set it on fire to have Torchkind!
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2011, 11:05:21 am »

Break a leg off of one of the chairs, allocate it to your Strife Specibus as Clubkind.
You are sure that there was never a chair in this room.

THEY'RE SOFAS, NUMBNUTS.

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