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[Karnewarrior]

See if we have a family, realize there aren't any excuses if we don't.

Your family died in a incident involving noodles, a small boy, and his stuffed tiger.

You don't like to talk about it.

[Fniff]

See if we have a family, realize there aren't any excuses if we don't.

Your family died in a incident involving noodles, a small boy, and his stuffed tiger.

You don't like to talk about it.

...

Goddammit, don't turn my favorite things against me!

[ExKirby]

>Go to computer, open up internet and go to URL: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83711.0

You don't see what the big fuss is about. It's a thread about psychological games. You don't really care about those.

> Pop up the computer and start an Adventure in DF

Why would you do that? You have a perfectly good one in progress. It even has an emergency lava flooWHOA SHIT THERE GO THE DWARVES. Yeah, you think it might be a good time to start a new fortress.

>See if we have a family, realize there aren't any excuses if we don't.

Well, you have a DAD. That counts, right? He's probably at the SHOP, getting some FOOD. This is good, because you like FOOD.

>look for cake

Oh, looky here. There's cake on your bed. As well as EVERYWHERE ELSE. You're getting kind of sick of it, to be honest.

Oh look, it appears that someone is trying to contact you on PESTERCHUM. What will you do?

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[Furtuka]

Answer thm. Have ElFSlayer as your handle

[Quarynn]

Set my mood to PLEASENT

[Fniff]

Well, now you have a sister. Because, for once, can we just have two family members for once?

[ExKirby]

>Answer thm. Have elfSlayer as your handle

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

---demonstativeFeminist [DF] started pestering elfSlayer [ES] at 9:57---

DF: Happy birthday, Tom.
ES: Oh, hi DF!
ES: Thanks
DF: Have you got my present yet?
ES: It's probably in the mail.
ES: I think the flappy whatsit is up.
ES: Oh
ES: If you sent me a cake
ES: I will personally knock your head off.
DF: Although that sounds fun,
DF: I'm highly confident in the fact that there will be a lack of pastry based products in my present.
ES: Good.
ES: I'm just sick of cake.
ES: The frosting is driving me CRAAAAAZY.
DF: Sounds bad.
DF: Anyway
DF: Did you get the SBURB BETA yet?
ES: Actually
ES: No.
ES: It was meant to attive 3 days ago...
DF: Maybe it's in the mailbox?
ES: Alright, I'll go check.
DF: Have fun.

---demonstrativeFeminist ceased pestering elfSlayer at 10:00---

What now?

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[Furtuka]

Open the mailbox. Be blown back by the resulting explosion of cakes of every shape and size.

[ExKirby]

>Open the mailbox. Be blown back by the resulting explosion of cakes of every shape and size.

You begin to make your way to the door, when you hear your DAD pulling up in to the DRIVE. Oh great, now he's taking the mail. If you want it, you'll have to confront him, and that will DEFINATELY result in cake. You feel sad. What will you do?

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[Quarynn]

DAD noooooo!!!

[Furtuka]

Channel Solid Snake and grab a nearby box so you can sneak up on him and grab the mail without him noticing

[Karnewarrior]

>Tom: Calmly walk past dad.

>Dad: Be completely engaged in baking another cake for your son. Fail to notice his existance.

[TherosPherae]

>Be the other kid.

[Hubris Incalculable]

>Tom: Do not be the other kid. Neither should you live a life near identical to that of one John Egbert. Instead, walk yourself to the shops and buy yourself a birthday pie.

[Bdthemag]

>Tom: Be Bdthemag

>Tom: Confront your sports loving dad in STRIFE!