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Author Topic: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text  (Read 6612 times)

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BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« on: June 21, 2011, 03:31:06 pm »

A young man stands in his room. While it is unknown how many years ago he was born, we DO know that it his birthday. And that he needs a name. What shall said name be?

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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 04:37:43 pm »

> Cacame McElfypants
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 04:47:10 pm »

Tom Andrews
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 04:48:11 pm »

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 04:53:35 pm »

Idiot Mcflatcharacter

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 04:58:45 pm »

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 05:00:38 pm »

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 05:31:50 pm »

Bullshit Mintfuck.

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 06:23:08 pm »

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 06:49:39 pm »

ExKirby!There's no possible way this could fail!
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 02:08:13 am »

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Sure, if by dead you mean sleeping. I have to do these things! Now where was I...

>Bullshit Mintfuck
You don't want that kind of crap as a name!

>ExKirby
ExKirby is glad that you want to be him, but he appears later in the game. Try again.

>Tom Andrews
You are now TOM ANDREWS. You are standing in your ROOM. It displays several of your INTERESTS, which are clearly visible for anyone to see. Wait, this is a text game. Ok, let's see... your most obvious interest is DWARVES. Your walls are scattered with posters of dwarfves doing a load of different and interesting things, such as mining and fighing elephants. You also have an interest in ARTWORK, and have a nice large canvas in your room beside your COMPUTER and BED. Your final interest lies in BOARD GAMES. You have a large pile of them neatly tucked into a corner. They are a pain in the ass to get down, but they're fun nontheless. It is JUNE 7th, and (as previously mentioned) your BIRTHDAY. What will you do?

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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 02:15:39 am »

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Get to the computer and order some paint for home delivery. When they arrive, paint a dwarf to the canvas.
Screw that.
Go to computer, open up internet and go to URL: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=87311.0
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 04:05:13 am »

> Pop up the computer and start an Adventure in DF
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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 04:08:08 am »

See if we have a family, realize there aren't any excuses if we don't.

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Re: BayStuck-An Adventure in Text
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 04:35:43 am »

look for cake
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