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Furtuka

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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2011, 11:28:08 pm »
Prove your awesomeness by punching down a tree for firewood with your fists like a minecraft guy
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2011, 11:42:12 pm »
Glare at the sun to make it reverse direction.
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2011, 02:04:06 am »
I give the kid a few Eastern Money Objects and send him down to town to barter for some rice, and I remind him to drive a hard bargain. I think he ought to learn him some brainsmarts.
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #48 on: June 22, 2011, 02:28:40 am »
You punch a tree with your fist, and-
OH JESUS BUDDHA, HOLY HELL NIRVANA WHAT WAS I THINKING, OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW

The kid runs back and asks if you need help. You hand him ten eastern monetary objects, and say:
"Yes, while your at the town, buy some rice at the Generic Eastern Markettm, and remember to drive a hard bargain!"
"But master, what about your scr-"
"Never mind that boy, buy some rice!"
"But what about the s-"
"Just buy the bloody rice."
And lo, he ran off to buy rice.

LATER, IN TOWN

(In a cute, childish voice)"Hi, Mister Merchant, Can I buy some rice?"
"Sure, that'll be ten eastern monetary objects!"
"What? You're bustin' my balls Tony!"
"Huh? I'm not To-"
"Look at this rice, damn I'm telling yah, dis shit's worth five monetary objects a pound."
"The price's the price k-"
"What you the emporah' or somtin? Listin pal, you go overpricin' your goods and shit ain't gonna fly, goddamn I'll take my business somewhere else where there ain't damn cheapskates like you at the stalls."
*Several bluffs and other BARGAINING TECHNIQUES later*
"All right kid, two monetary objects a pound."
"Dat's what I'm talkin' about Tony, see yah around."
JIM FIVE POUNDS RICE GET
JIM LEVEL UP
JIM TWO CHARISMA(Another stat I forgot)
JIM BARGAIN SKILL UP

Inv:
90 Eastern Monetary Objects
Bed Roll
Robe(worn)

Skills:
DeathJutsu(Bloody Damn Legendary)

Students:
Jim
Strength:4
Stamina:3
Agility:5
Intelligence:3
Dexterity:4
Toughness:3
Charisma:7
Skills:
Cleanery(Decent)
Bargainry(Proficient)
Inv:
Five pounds rice

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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #49 on: June 22, 2011, 04:14:24 am »
Teach the student the first lesson of Deathjutsu.

Not dieing.
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #50 on: June 22, 2011, 05:29:11 am »
Quote from: Ochita on June 22, 2011, 04:14:24 am
Teach the student the first lesson of Deathjutsu.

Not dieing.
or dying last which ever is more useful
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #51 on: June 22, 2011, 11:42:17 am »
Then proceed to show him how useful Deathjutsu is, by 'accidently' getting into a confrontation with some guards, and kicking their asses.
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #52 on: June 22, 2011, 11:47:12 am »
Also remember to teach him rule #1 Never act Incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man.
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2011, 11:47:30 am »
No, we need to teach the kid the hidden arts of Ninja Diplomacy! His charisma skill is high enough...
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2011, 01:30:29 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on June 21, 2011, 11:18:08 pm
He's rather bruised and scratched up, and goes back to the Orphanage Orphanage(Home of Orphans) until next morning.
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2011, 01:34:05 pm »
Bah, everyone knows orphans sneak out to see what makes their sensei so great.
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2011, 03:25:22 pm »
adopt him so he may serve us all day long!
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2011, 03:41:18 pm »
I love how Sensei finds the thread and posts in 1st person. It seems so funny for some reason...

Also, watching
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2011, 04:38:28 pm »
I think we ought to work this guy's charisma into crazy town. It could make him a perfect recruiting asset.

Erstwhile, I say send him to buy a pack of cards, and run a card trick scam for a little more money. And bugger out if there's a scrape with the town guard (best play it safe for now).
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Re: You are Sensei
« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2011, 04:49:23 pm »
I say we find another kid while jim is gone so we have 2 students of Deathjutsu in case we kill one by accident which I think might happen.
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