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choobakka

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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2011, 09:54:31 pm »

Dorvok Deathpalm O'Connor. Your family is from SPACE IRELAND.
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2011, 09:56:23 pm »

you practice deathfu by drinking, loser gets glassed.
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http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=113337.0 Who makes alcohol? do you? post here then.

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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2011, 09:59:20 pm »

I'm ok with that.

KEEP THE NAME.
Aright Mr.Testacleless. By the way, this is earlier China you're in, so no computerabobs or moterathingies or modernaobjects.

You are Mr.Miagi!(Also NewsMuffin no longer has testicles. For some reason)

You have nothing but the clothes on your back, a bed roll, and one-hundred EASTERN MONEY OBJECTS. You are on the outskirts of the city, waking up from another cold night sleeping on the floor. You decide being fifty-five years old and knowing secrets of martial arts entitles you to be a sensei of some description. IT IS TIME, TO BE SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I love my exclamation marks)

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100 Eastern Money Objects
Bed Roll
Slightly dirty Robe(worn)

Skills:
DeathJutsu(Bloody Damn Legendary)
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2011, 10:05:58 pm »

Find the great treasure of NehsMafahns Lost Testaclhas.
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choobakka

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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2011, 11:51:02 pm »

Find a plucky youn orphan whose parents were killed by the evil emperor. Then, laugh at his pain.
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 11:56:36 pm »

Then proceed to train the young of the evil emperor in death foo.
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2011, 12:07:37 am »

You go into the city to find an orphan of some description(Damn, they practically grow on trees these days) and find some kid cornered by a bunch of HOOLIGANS laughing at him and saying "Hahahaha! Looser! Your parents got killed by the evil emperor! Hahahahahaha!" You throw a stone at them and they slink away into the darkness. The kid looks at you... confusedly.

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Bed Roll
Slightly dirty Robe(worn)

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DeathJutsu(Bloody Damn Legendary)
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choobakka

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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2011, 12:45:25 am »

Then proceed to train the young of the evil emperor in death foo.
2nd.
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2011, 02:11:03 am »

Find the great treasure of NehsMafahns Lost Testaclhas.
At least make this a subplot.
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2011, 03:16:11 am »

Train him to ba a bloody legendary Dethfoo'er.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2011, 04:31:26 am »

Use your amazing skills to show off what you can do with the POWER of DEATHJITSU or whatever it be called!
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Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2011, 04:50:19 am »

The Sensei of Copter Piloting would have been better.

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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2011, 06:45:04 am »

Buy a shitload of booze and get wasted.
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2011, 06:48:59 am »

Taketoramarumatsu-sama.

Edit: ... fast paced thread oO
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Re: You are Sensei- Lets actually run this longer than 12 seconds edition
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2011, 07:01:37 am »

ast-paced? FAST PACED?
This goddamn thread is a full on sprinter!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.
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