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Author Topic: Beginner's Mafia XXIV - Return of the vanilla! And then there were none...  (Read 109691 times)

Jim Groovester

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I guess what I meant to say is that im the biggest fucking procrastinator you'll ever meet.

Of course. That makes it all better. I've repeatedly told you that you actually have to make an effort to play the game, so it's good to see you completely blowing off everything I've said at every opportunity.

You don't really want to play this game, do you? If you don't want to play, you can ask for a replacement and leave.

I'd prefer you be honest and tell me that, instead of telling me that you do want to play and doing exactly everything to make it look like you don't.
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I understood nothing, contributed nothing, but still got to win, so good game everybody else.

Darvi

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Whiteboard

kilakan -3- Max White, bdthemag, breadbocks
Max White -1- kilakan
breadbocks -1- Think0028

Day ends in 10h40m.
2 votes to extend, 3 to shorten, no hammer!
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TolyK

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Darvi I must thank you.
Also just a note that you might wanna claim at LyLo, right Vector/Mr. Groovester? Or am I doing something stupid again...?
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just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Vector

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No.  At this level, the fakeclaim wars would be Beyond the Impossible.

Just... yeah.  Cop's dead, not worth it.

Especially because the doctor (if one exists) would be self-revealing just to be knocked off.
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Beginner's Mafia XXIV - Return of the vanilla! And then there were none...
« Reply #499 on: July 11, 2011, 05:37:41 pm »

After another day of heated discussion, the Mint Citizens came to a conclusion. Kilakan has to go.
As Max grabbed him from behind, breadbocks reached for a can.
Is that what I think it is? Kilakan asks.
Yes. breadbocks answers. He opens he can.
This is a can. He opened it.
You killed its father. He empties its contents on the floor.
Prepare to die. He put several packs of baking powder in it.
Oh, so we're going the ironic death route now? Kilikan remarks, failing to sound sarcastic.

Yep. Max answers.
And your buddy is next. He adds, glaring at breadbocks as the latter shoved the can into the hapless scoop.
After a few seconds of fizzing, kilakan exploded into tiny, sticcky, green gibs.

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You! Max shouted as he pointed his finger towards breadbocks.
I knew you were a murderer! I shoulda have known!
Shut up you fucking liar! breadbocks shouts back.
You were voting for him after he voted for you! You knew he was onto you!
Says the guy who bandwagonned on him after his death was assured! Max answers. Now die!

And then they fight. Fists into face, knees into stomachs.
Teeth got knocked out, green blood  was spilt.
Green?
After a few minutes of beatings, the two quarrelers noticed this little fact.
What...? You...? breadbocks panted.
Of course... what did you idiot expect...?
Clap.

Clap.

Clap.

As the two last scoops of Mint turned towards the source of the clapping, they saw bdthemag standing there.
Very good, you two! He says with a smirk.
Thank you for doing the dirty work for us. Darvi?
I'm on it, Tolyk.
And behind them there stood Think0028, calmly munching on some cookies.

For our dead friends, he said as he marched towards the Mints.
For our killed families, bdthemag continues.
For vanilla town! Think finishes as he cuts his victims with the tasty, delicious, godlike, and... oh wait I'm ranting am I?
Basically he kills them with his trademark cookies.


You coming? Tolyk asks after getting rid of his disguise.
Soon, Darvi answers as he sticks his finger into the green juice and starts writing on the whiteboard.
And then, the two left the city, not once turning their back.

Kilakan has exploded! He was a regular Mint Citizen!

Think0028(Darvi) and bdthemag(Tolyk) have killed breadbocks and Max White (Mint Citiztens) and won the game.



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kilakan -3- Max White, bdthemag, breadbocks
Max White -1- kilakan
breadbocks -1- Think0028
breadbocks&Max -2- Darvi, Tolyk


Scumchat

Deadchat

 - bdthemag (mafioso and local cool dude): You are TOLYK. You used to be a scoop of Vanilla, but you have upgraded, become stronger. You are a SCOOP OF CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM. Unfortunately that does nothing, so all you can do is try to survive and kill people at night.

 - think0028 (roleblocker): You are DARVI. You used to be a scoop of Vanilla, but you have been upgraded, become stronger. Now you are a SCOOP OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM. Once per night, you can roleblock a player using your handsome looks and uneqqualed charisma delicious cookies. You can also kill people at night.
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Wooooo! First scum game and first scum victory!
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If it scares people into posting, then yes.

If they end up lynched because they didn't post, oh well. Too bad for them. Maybe they should've tried posting.
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Darvi

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Yeah, now I don't have to kill ya anymore >:3
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Vector

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Last time I am ever letting someone off because they feel wrong but I can't find a fucking scumtell, or because of sidelining thought to be aggravated by real life issues.

Last.  Fucking.  Time.  One day time limit, and that's it.  They're swinging or being replaced.

RAAAAAWWWWGH.

(For reference, I had something in the back of my head saying "there's something wrong with Think and BD, and you're wrong about Breadbocks" for pretty much all of D2.

I'll also add that this is a reason not to wear down other people to the absolute bone and attempt to "break" them.  Doesn't leave them much energy to help the town out scumhunting)


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You know, sooner or later Vector is going to get lynched. She is way to aggressive, and a few player's are going to think that means she's scum. Well atleast thats how I imagine it would happen.

Also, no.  Try again, scumbags.  I'm hardly ever lynched, and my scumdar is usually at at least 66% accuracy D1, even when I'm mostly out of practice.

My main issue is second-guessing myself and giving people free rides because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Gotta fucking stop that.

Also, I'm in as IC for the next game :I
« Last Edit: July 11, 2011, 05:54:57 pm by Vector »
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For the record, I knew you wouldn't get lynched, and was originally planning to sacrifice myself to you D2 and then have Bd off you. I just got stupid lucky with Powder Miner.
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If it scares people into posting, then yes.

If they end up lynched because they didn't post, oh well. Too bad for them. Maybe they should've tried posting.
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Jim Groovester

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Wooooo! First scum game and first scum victory!

This is going down in your meta file.

Tends to be unnervingly quiet when scum.

Congratulations, scumteam.
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Vector

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No, definitely congratulations.  I can say that I was really glad to see your active scumchat.  Made me feel a lot better about losing =)
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Darvi

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And what we all learned today: intentional lurking gets waaaaay underestimated when it comes to scumtells.
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Goddamnit. I had the right idea in trusting Max, but I chose the wrong person to hound instead. :X

Also, I've gotta ask. How'd you get the idea I was Doc, scumteam? Me saying I wouldn't believe Max roleclaiming it? As far as I'm concerned, there's never a reason to trust a plain doc roleclaim. A cop roleclaim is fine, since the doc can protect him, and in BM there's no town-friendly NK, so there would be nothing lost. A doc would either be scum, or a legit one would get NK'd and there would be nothing he could do about it. There's no reason for a doc to roleclaim, at least in this variant, so I wouldn't believe it.
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Darvi

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They blocked you D1 and 2. Both IC's got killed. They assumed that either a) there was no doc or b)the guy they blocked (you) was the doc.
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I know, but I want to know why.
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