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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #75 on: June 20, 2011, 03:15:21 pm »

five bucks they win any in?
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« Reply #76 on: June 20, 2011, 03:19:52 pm »

five bucks they win any in?
Remember I'm the guy who writes what the walkers and the golems do so...  :-*
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« Reply #77 on: June 20, 2011, 03:27:22 pm »

i know but its made out of clay right? i know whos going to die right way
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #78 on: June 20, 2011, 07:56:59 pm »

Tak'mir scuttles back to the safety of the fungal forest, allowing the marching Spider-Elves to pass him by...in the meantime, he fills his thermos with water, keeping a wary eye on the angler, which does the same to him, probably hoping he'll do something dumb like fall in the lake.

*some time passes*

He patiently waits till the army is gone, then pokes his head out. All clear, for now!

Home is close-but which way?! Road, or Darkhollows?

The Spider-Elves would surely have cleared out anything they found on the road, but there may still be stragglers...he goes over his options one last time.

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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #79 on: June 20, 2011, 08:14:38 pm »

the road use some of our loot to distract anything big and mean
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« Reply #80 on: June 20, 2011, 09:45:26 pm »

Tak'mir shall take the path of adventure, and travel through the Darkhollows. It may not be safe, and the chance of getting lost is considerable, and it will take longer, but consider the reaction of all the Kobold ladies back home when they find out you traveled through it successfully.
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« Reply #81 on: June 20, 2011, 09:53:36 pm »

how about fighting of a whole spider-elf army that was millions in numbers we cant tell that story lost or dead
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« Reply #82 on: June 20, 2011, 09:56:02 pm »

Hmmm... both are viable choices, but I think I will have to go with the road. If the spider elves got any things that were left behind, we could loot them! Also, try to find a way to camoflauge yourself with the walls. Rub dirt in your fur, etc.
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« Reply #83 on: June 20, 2011, 09:58:28 pm »

heres better options: run fast V. run VERY fast
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« Reply #84 on: June 20, 2011, 10:48:06 pm »

Yes, but run which way? That's the question here.
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« Reply #85 on: June 20, 2011, 11:03:33 pm »

the way we didnt come from of course
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« Reply #86 on: June 21, 2011, 12:38:27 am »

Yeah, go with the road.
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« Reply #87 on: June 21, 2011, 05:28:09 am »

toad

EDIT: dammit road, not toad! but that too  :D
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« Reply #88 on: June 21, 2011, 12:02:06 pm »

Tak'mir finally decides to take the road. Surely, whatever is waiting for him in the DarkHollows is worse than what awaits on the path head. Before he left, he swung his thin blanket over his back like a cloak, and covered it in mud, dirt and stone. It would help him avoid detection, for sure

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Time to get a move on!

*time passes*

Along the way, the Kobold finds some dropped items-A pretty earring made of adamantine, a cast away armored greave, and a half loaf of some weird bread.

Got pretty Earring
Got Spider-Elf Greave
Got Grey Bread...?


Tak'mir got almost half the way to his village when he saw trouble up ahead. Diving under his cloak, he creeped up and saw the source of the commotion-a fight!

It was a three way battle between four Goblin bandits, a big hairy troll, and two axe wielding Spider-Elves guarding a carriage with a broken wheel. It looked fancy-there was probably some loot inside, which was what had drawn everyone.

A quick look over the battle shows at least seven dead Goblins, and two dead trolls. The Spider-Elves are fighting smart, picking off the Goblins, while the remaining Goblins are busy trying to overwhelm the final troll.

Tak'mir is not used to any of them, but he could help out a side-a sneak attack on one could shift the battle in someones favor.
His tribe could use more friends these days-and if he helps them, they might help him in return! All of them are heavily wounded, and none of them have noticed him.

Or he could wait till they all kill each other...but then he'd have to fight whoevers left then to get past or wait till they leave, and if they find he was here and didn't help them, it could get messy.

So, will he help the Troll, Goblins, or Spider-Elves? Or wait till the whole mess sorts itself out?

Maybe he could try and sneak past...but then he wouldn't get any loot!

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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #89 on: June 21, 2011, 12:06:32 pm »

Could Tak'mir sneak into the carriage and take out a few items then carry on, or too risky?
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