OOC: Cross over potential incoming. O-o
----------------------------------
Tak'mir decides he has had enough "fun" for today, so he heads back up to the road. It's a bit more crowded now-in fact, there's an army travelling here! The Kobold stays hidden in the dark of passage as best he can.
A seemingly endless procession of Spider-Elves, that's half spider, half Elf, armed with heavy armor, spears and shields are marching past, each step coordination in precision with one another, so it feels like an Earthquake, almost. A few of them spare him glances, but the soldiers don't dare stop-their matriarch leaders urge them on faster and faster.
Their's an even stranger sight further on-he spots what he supposes is the leader of the whole army, an evil looking Spider-Elf woman with black eyes and a staff of skulls. Behind her, an unconscious Goblin wearing a green cloak is being held by two of her larger guards. Tak'mir feels sort of bad for him, since Spider-Elves are known to be very cruel to prisoners. They pass him by without a glance, and the march continues.
The line stretches on for miles...and miles...it might take them an entire day for them to pass at this rate! Tak'mir is afraid to risk going up the road now, but otherwise, he's going to have to wait. The Spider-Elves might not bother him, since they seem to be in a hurry anyway.
-----------------------------
-Get Back Home
-Bring Dinner
-Bring your loot back to Kweed'Rik'Tik for his "cut"
!!Hyper!! (Most of your rolls will be overshots)
Healthy
satiated
not thirsty
-Equipped-
Shortspear/1d3 Piercing damage (towercap wood shaft and carved stone spearhead, freshly blood stained)
Wooden Potlid Shield/+1 damage resistance
Tattered Bola/1d6 Blunt damage, thrown weapon
Glowing Mushroom/Weak Light Source, 1 day remaining
-Worn-
Old Rags
Rope Belt
-Food and Drink-
Hunk of Cheese
Chicken Sandwich (New Kobold thieves often train by raiding chicken coops, so you know the taste.)
-Stowed- (In your loot sack)
Thin Blanket
Clay Jar, full: 3/3 (Gnomeblight)
Small Wooden Box, food and drink^: 2/3
Green Glass Bottle, empty: 0/3
Thermos, empty: 0/3
Bag of Nails
Gnomish Hammer (Too small and dainty for use as a weapon)
Duct tape (Magic tape made by the Gnomes that can stick anything to anything)
-Loot-
Fancy Red Purse: 124 Gnomish Coins (assorted)
Gnomish Clock (Who keeps time underground?)
Scroll Case (Lots of useless scrolls written in the old Gnomish language. It had something to do with the Gnomes past, which explains why they were so angry at you for stealing it.)
Pair of Six-Sided Dwarven Dice (Your mom taught you how to count when you were young. Thanks mom!)
Fancy Knife (It's pure silver, engraved with a magnifcent emerald dragon, spewing ruby flames along its handle. Gnomes use it for cutting cheese. It's useless as a weapon.)
-How he might have died, but didn't-
Killed by a Gnomish Patrol