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Zako

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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #105 on: June 21, 2011, 11:16:46 pm »

Might as well go see him. Make sure to hide your loot before seeing him incase he gets greedy, but be sure to take the earring to prove you had difficulties getting here.
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« Reply #106 on: June 22, 2011, 06:11:21 am »

and mention sabotaging the sewer entry except they'd sealed it when you came back and you had to spend a while undoing there work
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« Reply #107 on: June 22, 2011, 10:27:00 am »

hell  jus mention fighting spider elves and a troll should be enough we do have proof
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #108 on: June 22, 2011, 12:34:10 pm »

Tak'mir goes to hide his loot bag at his house before he meets the boss, but it seems Dwar'eet'ik is one step ahead of him-two big warriors are waiting for him as soon as he enter village square. He knows that as Gwik and Dwik, the chiefs muscle

Tak'mir, you would'nt be trying to cheat the boss his cut, would ya? nah. Whattada ya Dwik?
No one would be that dumb, Gwik. Dwar' ud skin is hide! Come wit us, and show the boss what you got. If you got enough...well, maybe you'll leave wit all your parts intact. We'll make sure to tell em you was so compliant."

He is flanked-they each take an arm and "escort" him to Dwar'eet'iks den, an old Dwarven barroom that used to be center to village life. These days, only his favored warriors are allowed in. Most of them are relaxing, playing cards, eating and getting drunk, and flirting with the Kobold concubines who pour the drinks.

Tak'mir spots Dwar'eet'ik, who is reclining on his shoddy throne. He's a Kobold about the size and strength of a Dwarf, with a constant snarl and a lazy demeanor. He goes no where without his trusty twin clubs. What he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in strength and feral cunning...the rivalry between the two began long ago, over some long forgotten slight, and when he became chief, Dwar'eet'ik had ample chance to make the life of his grudge miserable. He finishes off a full mug of fisher berry wine, wipes his mouth and speaks.

"You late Tak'mir. I wait all day for 'master thief' to show up, and you keep waiting. Gwik say you try hide loot. Not very po-lite to new chief, you are not. Glad to see you not Troll food, anyway. What happen, keep you so long? " he finishes his inquiry with a sly smile. It's clear he's trying to impress the other warriors, so you give him the story straight-your mission was a success, but you ran into problems. You sabotaged the Gnomes, and escaped with your life, only to run into a Spider-Elf army, and later on-a skirmish, which you won.

Dwar''eet'ik scowls as you recount your role in the battle. He probably didn't want to hear tales of your combat skill.

You fighter, now? Ha-ha! Dwar'eet'ik think not. Tak'mir is scrawy. Probably liar. You want prove self? Me have new, hungry pet in arena, you fight-prove your warrior truth. What say?"

Tak'mir thinks...if he accepts, he'll probaby square off against whatever exotic creatue Dwar'eet'ik has captured or imported-he's a fan of gladiator combat, and likes to watch those who displease him die gruesomely in the ring. Actually winning might put him in a worse position than he started. Dwar'eet'ik would hate him even more than he does now. But the other Kobolds would respect him much more, having proved himself. It would be the start of a very dangerous power game between them, which Tak'mir is not sure he is ready to play.

If he declines, the Chief will, at best, use it as an excuse to take more of his hard earned loot. At worse, he could finally have Dwar'eet'ik banished, or even executed. In all those cases (except the last one), he'll be humiliated, but he'll also live another day.

Tak'mir also knows that Dwar'eet'ik just wants to throw his weight around-a little bit of grovelling will probably calm him down, if his pride can stomach it.

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« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 12:42:23 pm by Dwarmin »
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #109 on: June 22, 2011, 12:49:13 pm »

Say you'd much rather fight Dwar'eet'ik but if he's too much of a coward you'd gladly fight his beast, being a kobold you can get away with dirty tactics to outsmart either of them
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #110 on: June 22, 2011, 12:50:15 pm »

Insulting the chief without the total support of your tribe will likely lead to BAD END.
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« Reply #111 on: June 22, 2011, 12:54:45 pm »

Suck it up and grovel. Tell the cheif he could beat up everything you encountered over the course of your adventure with one hand tied behind his back. You didn't win because you are mighty. You won because your foe was even more puny than you... and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more puny than mighty cheif.
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« Reply #112 on: June 22, 2011, 02:37:43 pm »

flatter him kiss asses always get the good jobs state that you won because of the cheif training you he wont say you did win to the tribe because then hell have to say you did because then saying you did it makes him look strong and a better warrior then when hes a lone feed him to his "pet"
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« Reply #113 on: June 22, 2011, 02:49:42 pm »

If you make yourself look inferior to him once he'll do it again, same principal as real life, Hitler used those tactics and they worked pretty well at least until he invaded the Polish corridor but either way you don't have enough back up to let him grow strong, you need too act quickly.
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #114 on: June 22, 2011, 02:53:35 pm »

like i said feed him to his "pet"
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #115 on: June 22, 2011, 03:00:58 pm »

Just face his goddamn pet.
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #116 on: June 22, 2011, 08:40:58 pm »

Oh, and what if it's something like a hook horror, or worse? We would get taken apart easily. Hell no. Grovel for your life, but remind yourself silently that this will be only temporary. Sooner or later, this idiot will piss off the wrong people and will then get ripped apart.
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« Reply #117 on: June 22, 2011, 09:05:40 pm »

Tak'mir grovels and flatters like a champ, so throughly debasing himself that even Dwar'eet'ik is dumbfounded-he can't be bothered to kill you now without looking a weak leader to his followers.

"Said like, no warrior you! Chief feeling kind today, only take 50% cut like usual."

The chief digs through your loot, pocketing whatever looks shiny...

Lost Gnomish Clock
Lost Fancy Red Purse
Lost Silver Ring
Lost Fancy Knife


"This all junk, but okay for now. Get better next time. Now, gone with you!"

Tak'mir walks out of the den, making sure to bow extra low. He promises to himself that Dwar'eet'ik will get whats coming to him, sooner or later..

Right now, Tak'mirs just glad to be out of there, really. The only thing of value he has left is the earring, which he hid in the scroll case beforehand. The other things might be worth more money to Kobolds that need them. He's figures he should barter some stuff away, and he'll have enough money to afford dinner tonight...

He knows there's an old shaman who lives by himself just outside of town-he doesn't usually deal in money, but accepts oddities for magical help. He might even be able to translate this Gnomish writing. Assuming he can find the crazy old Kobold, since he tends to wander around.

Tak'mir has a few fences he can try to sell stuff at...Gork'Ghuk is one-he owns the town markets, claw over fist. He usually gives fair prices, and views Tak as his surrogate son, sort of-as long as he keeps supplying the merchandise.

There's also Aak'rak'tar, a young friend of Tak'mir whose trying to open his own businesses-in direct competition to Gork'Ghuk. He's dreading to have to pick a side for that battle.

Of course, after pawning off his stuff, Tak'mir could just relax and have some fun before going home. Maybe Tizzi is working tonight...

Anyway, tomorrow he'll check the job board, or maybe the Thief Guild will have another mark for him. He's heard they were planning a big job on a Elven town. Really dangerous, and right up his alley.

Noticing his glowing mushroom is finally losing its luster, Tak'mir pops it into his mouth and eats it. Crunchy!

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« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 09:42:11 pm by Dwarmin »
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Re: A Kobold's Adventure
« Reply #118 on: June 22, 2011, 09:29:52 pm »

go to the black smith to sell the greave and the hammer they can use the metal and the hammer should fetch a good price
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« Reply #119 on: June 22, 2011, 09:38:40 pm »

-Quick turn-

Tak'mir heads to the smith to sell his broken greave and hammer. He doesn't even get in the door, before the owner, Rozrim the Smith starts yelling at him.

"Hey! Outta here, Tak'mir! I pay Gork'Ghuk good coin, so I don't have to soil my hands by dealing with scum like you. Don't let me see your ugly face again, or I'll throw you in the Ring myself."
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