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[Fenrir]

That said, no i do not think i am the Pope, unless it's some kind of disorder or something, like Lycanthropy or something.

And then Jopax was Werepope.

[Max White]

Thank ye, good sir.

[freeformschooler]

That said, no i do not think i am the Pope, unless it's some kind of disorder or something, like Lycanthropy or something.

And then Jopax was Werepope.

By day, he is Boss

By night, he leads a nation

[Jopax]

I think that works periodically, like not full moons but full sundays or something.

[Vector]

Probably not.  If anyone's recognized me, they're keeping very quiet about it.

[Fenrir]

I do not know, Vector. Your green marzipan looks awfully familiar.

[Vector]

I do not know, Vector. Your green marzipan looks awfully familiar.

Oh... I guess someone else figured out that my avatar is actually what I wear to school every day 

[Cuppsworth]

I know two other people who people who play DF, I am related to both of them. I live in the same house with both. I am approximately 22^6 stronger than one of them. I am also World's Strongest Man, Benedikt Magnusson.

Fun fact: Both my brothers are women trapped in men's bodies, but are also lesbians.

The chances otherwise are approximately 1^1 in 1.

Edit: Turns out only one was a lesbian, the other was just experimenting and is now the world's strongest man in a wheelchair.

[Fenrir]

Damned vague iconography....

All right, one of three things has happened.

1. My boredom has caused me to make an inscrutible joke that was misinterpreted.
2. You are joking too.
5. You really do wear cake to school every day.

These possibilities are listed in descending order of probability.

[freeformschooler]

5. You really do wear cake to school every day.

I had to google "marzipan" just to make sure. Unfortunately, that made me hungry.

Vector, you're causing everyone on bay 12 to become fatter. I think I should bake a Loface cake, put it as my avatar and contribute to this.

[Vector]

5. You really do wear cake to school every day.

Only as of a couple of days ago.  Used to be блинчики and steak.

The "you're a nice piece of meat" jokes got pretty old.

I had to google "marzipan" just to make sure. Unfortunately, that made me hungry.

Vector, you're causing everyone on bay 12 to become fatter. I think I should bake a Loface cake, put it as my avatar and contribute to this.

You're welcome   And yes, bake, bake, bake away

[Max White]

Baking is no fun, all about measuring and calculating. It is as bad as doing titration! Real cooking involves throwing things together as a guess and watching as something beautiful comes out.

[freeformschooler]

Baking is no fun, all about measuring and calculating. It is as bad as doing titration! Real cooking involves throwing things together as a guess and watching as something beautiful comes out.

I would do this, except that I don't understand much about food in the first place (except cooking process stuff like how to cook something from a recipe, how to use the tools, operate the oven, break the eggs, etc) so invariably this would contribute to a quick and painful death on my part.

It would be tasty, though.

[TherosPherae]

Baking is no fun, all about measuring and calculating. It is as bad as doing titration! Real cooking involves throwing things together as a guess and watching as something beautiful comes out.

Or, in my case, watching it melt through the bottom of the mixing container.

Yeah, I'm never going to try to make microwave cake while sick ever again.

[Fenrir]

I am sorry, Vector, but I am confused. Have I insulted you or not? I certainly did not intend to do that.