Numidia Ahoy!
Turn 2 build report. (but what happened in turn 1?! I moved troops and started building roads. Aka NOTHING)
Egypt is said to attack Numidia very swiftly. So we attack Thebes on Turn 3. Fuck you Thebes.
We also advance to Thapsus, notice how it has
NO WALLSOur towns riot without troops in them, so we lower the taxes. We need another source of income.
Turn 4. Pathetic Thebes garrison
But Thebes itself gave us GOLD!
And it's fun to watch it burn. From now i'm training Archers each turn in Thebes.
With gold from Thebes we buy mercenaries... (and start building something in the west-most city.. More on that later)
..and take Thapsus, which had only ONE unit defending it. (and no walls)
Notice the army south of Thapsus. Carthage depleted a WALL-LESS city from troops to capture an indie.
We also approach the southern Indie city. (also wall-less. Without general for now, so i hope to get one from combat)
Carthage loaded their main army on a boat (probably to strike Scipii or Greeks on Sicily)
It's a perfect time to burn Carthage, but leaving THapsus undefended..? I bribe that southern "army". Greedy little buggers they were. We bribe them with gold from burning Thapsus and Thebes.
Turn FIVE. Stupid indies attacked our southern strike force with a peasants + peltasts army (how retarded are they!?) So we have a general.
And a city.
A giant Egypt stack approaches! RUN TO THE.. wait a minute.. These are PEASANTS!? The single foe in this entire stack that gave me trouble was the general himself.
A three step battle.
- Lure their cavalry away from the main stack, and gangbang on them. Make sure that it's your general or your infantry who take the beating
- Lure their general away to gangbang on him, or kite him with someone till later
- Annihilate this pathetic stack of ignorant fools (Peasant + Ranged army.. whoa.. Numidia sure has it hard)
After they are dealt with, i siege Memphis (which has stone walls, but also pathetic skeleton crew - we wiped their army you know)
Turn SIX
Another one of Our cities goes postal.
But i predict a slight change in our gold amount in a turn or two..
Our Egypt army is all kinds of fucked up (look at the troop count.. OUCH)
But..
MEMPHIS, AHOY!
Burn Memphis, Burn.
Kumbaya my lord.. Kumbaya.. Come on everyone!
None of my armies is even remotely close to Lepcis Magna.. So i buy it. Because i can.
They are pissed.. But so are all my cities anyway.
What is this.. Memphis can recruit Desert Infantry!? (if i played longer, i'd have Memphis produce them for the next dozen turns)
Turn 7, the last one in this short demonstration.
Our cities go berserk.
So i move the capital east, to Siwa. Lower the taxes in western provinces (they are piss poor anyway) and increase them in Egyptian cities (VERY rich cities)
We move to Alexandria before Egyptian armies from Jerusalem and Sidon come get us.
What about Carthage and their big stack on a ship?
Well.. We sack Carthage..
And their ship was too slow.. oh.. how sad.
This is when i stopped playing.
What i'd do next is :
- Outlast Carthage army until i get some more troops to deal with them. If they try to siege the walls : All the better. ALL my units are ranged.
- Have all my west cities build ships for a few turns (the thing i was building were PORTS)
- Strike Sicily and cockblock Scipii there.
- Egypt..? With three strong cities : Alexandria, Memphis and Thebes building units for me EACH TURN, they don't have much time to arrive with their stacks and stop me. Archers from Thebes, Desert Infantry from memphis and probably the skirmisher cav in Alexandria. We'd have a strong (unstoppable) army in 5 turns.
From here Numidia has it downhill.
One thing that might surprise you is the city i bought. It MIGHT rebel on the next turn - true, but on the next turn it will also have roads, which will be an impossible improvement to my movement capabilities. It's one of the bigger provinces, so having a city rebel in exchange for a road is a good trade.
A few
IF's- If the Carthage army didn't accept the bribe, they would still do NOTHING. I had palisade build in Thapsus, and left a unit there. It would take them at least two turns to siege it (three actually, they'd need one to get to Thapsus)
- If the Magna city didn't accept the bribe... my south "army" would capture it in 4 to 7 turns.
- If Carthage didn't load up on the ship i would bleed their army in 2-3 field battles, where i shot till i'm out of jevelins and retreat.
- If Egypt bunkered up in Memphis instead of attacking us on the field.. I would probably bunker up in Thebes until i had more troops. Or.. Siege Memphis and wait till they attack me from inside. This is the only thing that could go wrong. But NOT against the AI who will always attack you with stronger forces..