They don't look impressive.
- Appearance can be misleading.
Have you looked at my wife..? Appearance is NEVER misleading! They shall be slaughtered!
- How should it begin?
Keep running around their army, till some Egyptian fools decide to break off.
- I wonder why they're so disorganized. They should advance in formation.
They are fools, that's why.
- Or perhaps they believe that victory is certain?
They believe such ridiculous nonsense? Religious fools then.
CHARGE!
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Armenian : Sir! One of the spears scratched my cheek!
Dick Mountainjoy : What are you saying? Your face is fin.. oh.. i see. I mean i don't SEE, and i would never want to.. but i get it now.
Egyptian Fools : Bah! I bet you can't do that again!
Armenians : Challenge Accepted
Egyptian Peasant 1 : Join the army, they said, you will see glorious battles...
Egyptian Peasant 2 : I miss my shovel.. and my menure..
Egyptian Peasant 3 : Well, you will be lying in the latter one in just a moment.
Egyptian Leader : What is going on!? AM I DRUNK!?
Armenians : No, we are drunk.
Egyptian Leader : Slingers! Sing the sober-up song!
Egyptian Slingers : Aye! Ay- RUN TO THE HILLS!
Egyptian Leader : What? i didn't mean the run to the hills song, what are you.. oh... well. Balls.
Egyptian Leader : Quickly now, regroup while they chase.. They wouldn't dare..
Armenians : PRAISE THE STONE!
Armenian #71 : Praise Sharon!
Egyptian Leader : How is this happening?! They were supposed to charge into our spears!! Everything is weird today, and i'm not even left handed!
Egyptian Chariots : Catch us, Armenians!
Dick Mountainjoy : In just a minute, wooden abominations... Firs-
Armenan : Second!.. what are we doing?
Dick Mountainjoy : Sigh..
Egyptian Leader : Our line is formed! You shall never break us now!
Dick Mountainjoy : Wow, it took you only five hundred dead and wounded. Impressive.. However..