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Author Topic: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!  (Read 1221 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2011, 01:03:06 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on June 17, 2011, 01:00:58 pm
What was Bin Laden's life expectancy 10 years ago...?
He'd already vanished by then, so that would be unknown. Hell, I thought Bin Laden was dead from kidney cancer for the past five years.
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2011, 01:03:34 pm »
Life expectancy for a millionaire Saudi-born male? Eighty maybe?
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2011, 05:35:55 pm »
Just for the record, I am more than ok with this thread bringing a hundred pages of making fun of this guys physical appearance.

Hey look, when this guy fell out of the ugly tree, he must have hit a stone and it made a dent into he's head.
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2011, 06:09:00 pm »
No it's clearly a clever new way of smuggling. With all the things banned from airports, I'm pretty sure Macguyver works for Al-Qaeda.
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2011, 06:10:16 pm »
Well clearly.
I mean he's forehead is the last place anybody would look!
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2011, 06:11:39 pm »
The dent is obviously from the Islamic Promotion Hammer.
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2011, 06:12:38 pm »
Well at least the next arrest team will know where to shoot...
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2011, 06:15:35 pm »
Just food for thought, I wouldn't discount those "prayer dents" and stuff out of hand.  I remember reading about an aid worker who traveled into Afghanistan in the 90s, before anybody outside even heard of the Taliban.  The doctors had to pretend to be devout Wahhabists (or whatever they are) to get in - one guy was executed, because his arm hair was in the wrong alignment, indicating that he hadn't performed some specific prayer motion that day.

Quote from: Leafsnail on June 17, 2011, 01:00:58 pm
What was Bin Laden's life expectancy 10 years ago...?

We in the Western World convinced ourselves that bin Laden was going to keel over from renal failure at any time, and look how wrong we were about that.  There's really nothing to say either way about what kind of natural lifespan any guy might have in total isolation like these dudes.
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Re: Ayman Al-Zawahiri gets a promotion!
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2011, 07:44:16 pm »
Aid workers are insane. You might think someone in, say, the Foreign Legion or the SAS has balls of steel, but we're talking about people who parachute into the most hostile places on earth with a knapsack and a dumbass smile and talk down warlords known for flaying and eating people. How they do it, I have no idea. But they do.
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