Spring1st GraniteAt last, our journey is at an end!
Then we look around.
"
Where the carp are we?"
A moment of silence.
Tobul speaks up again. "The king sends us, as his backup fort, to this wasteland, and expects us to
survive here? Are you even sure-"
"Yes, yes, I'm sure." I examine the landscape to get a sense of this place. Quickly, my untrained architectural mind realizes the possibilities. In one view, its perfect. In another, its a damned barren, frozen valley where the only trees any of us can see are over in the distance.
"STRIKE THE EARTH!"
I quickly tell the miners Spoony, Komra, and Farmerbob to dig out a temporary stockpile in the dirt right under the surface while I go cut down some trees in the distance. I've heard enough tales of dwarves freezing and starving to death to know that it isn't a good end to our already-short lives.
"Hey, anyone hear that baying?" piped up Nano.
"Yes, but personally, I don't want to know where they're coming from. Let's just get underground as fast as we can before those sounds find us. Nano, you're going to be the first on guard."
"But..."
"No buts, we need a defender now. Or, you can mine while Spoony defends us."
"Good idea!" Nano quickly left to notify Spoony of his job change.
Squid cut in. "Hey, what about the wagon?"
"How about you take it apart. We need the wood!" I shouted over my shoulder as I left to cut down some trees.
Why didn't we bring any carpenters?2nd GraniteKomra came up to me. "We have a problem."
"What?"
"We hit damp stone."
He let the thought sink in.
"How far underground?" I asked worriedly.
"Well..."
"
Carp."
Damn, this is rather fun already. I'm really thinking that I'll need to savescum soon...