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Cerol Lenslens

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Cattle rustlers
« on: June 15, 2011, 08:04:09 am »

I was thinking a little while back about kobold thieves and goblin snatchers, and how susceptible my llamas would be to the local wildlife if I didn't build fences, and it suddenly hit me that there could easily be a class of thief that drags your livestock off the map, sort of like those stories of Sioux stealing horses as an act of bravery or somesuch.

While I could imagine goblins doing this and eating/riding the cows/horses/elephants/whatevers obtained thereby, or the kobolds being all coyote-like and making off with your stray cats and puppies, I think this would be a great thing to see if you had elvish neighbors:

Eilonwe Treefondler, Elvish Activist has liberated a Tame Rooster!

(Yeah yeah, they'd probably be called something else. Like 'Rustler'.)

Maybe you'd see this more if you antagonized the elves, or maybe they'd just do it all the time due to general elfbaggery. It'd certainly give elves an interesting boost from just being the easily-annoyed cloth merchants they are now. They'd be stealthed trapavoiders, much like kobold thieves. Guard animals would ignore the elves due to their 'friend to all animals' power, and then get 'liberated'. Maybe they'd open cages, too, just to be really sneaky, and get at your other animals. And next time you got elf-sieged, perhaps you'd have to deal with various 'Feral' animals brought back to their old stomping grounds.
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 08:51:38 am »

i like it. But i still think elves are too proud and noble to do that. maybe Goblin thief has stolen a stray horse! ? kobolds would be good but they are too small. Oh wait .. it's Dwarf Fortress
Kobold thief has stolen a stray polar bear!
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 09:09:08 am »

---kobolds being all coyote-like and making off with your stray cats and puppies---
I agree :3
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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 09:14:24 am »

i think it will be better with elves and kobolds. After all, why should goblins want your horses? they prefer babies
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 09:30:05 am »

i think it will be better with elves and kobolds. After all, why should goblins want your horses? they prefer babies

But wait! They could end up with a civ run by a puppy!
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 10:10:02 am »

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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 10:26:55 am »

i think it will be better with elves and kobolds. After all, why should goblins want your horses? they prefer babies

But wait! They could end up with a civ run by a puppy!

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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 11:08:07 am »

I totally support this...And the puppy.

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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 10:05:03 am »

All hail our new puppy overlords!
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2011, 10:52:11 am »

I like this idea, but..sorry to burst your bubbles...the puppy would most likely not be a civ member, just a pet, so it would not be king.
Too bad, otherwise if goblins stole a lion cub from an elven civ, they could have a lion king. And you could capture him and name him "Scar." And all sorts of Disney references.
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 12:40:55 pm »

Insert Portal 2 "Animal King" reference here.
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2011, 05:06:08 pm »

hail to the puppy king
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2011, 11:17:54 pm »

I for one, Support our new canine overlords.
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2011, 02:48:00 am »

Puppies for the puppy king! Bones for the Bone Throne!
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Re: Cattle rustlers
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2011, 05:30:27 am »

I like this idea, but..sorry to burst your bubbles...the puppy would most likely not be a civ member, just a pet, so it would not be king.
Too bad, otherwise if goblins stole a lion cub from an elven civ, they could have a lion king. And you could capture him and name him "Scar." And all sorts of Disney references.

There is actual precident for animals becoming rulers, so it is possible. (No "People are animals too" statements please... I know)

Mind you I am not very well versed at what EXACTLY happens in that case assuming the monarch is supported. My guess though is that they get someone else to run the kingdom and the animal becomes a figurehead.
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