Garrett ignored Barth; too risky to go straight him. Instead he went for the fireworks and pyrotechnics. There had to be some around. Those he would rig to explode so when they went off the stage and everything in a ten-yard radius - basically the front row - would get destroyed.
Initiative: 62
[4] vs. [1] (Pyrotechnics prepared to go off.) You are completely unquestioned as you set up a large supply of low-grade explosives and fireworks to go off whenever you want. This is about to get messy. Wait, is he singing? OH GOD MY EARS!!! IT IS WORSE THAN THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND BOB DYLANS!!! PLEASE EUTHANIZE MY EARS!!!!!
Bullet. Barth Grooks. My pissed-offness at my lack of stylish kills. Make it happen.
Intiative: 53
[3] vs. [1] 2 Damage You strap your turbo shoes on and set them to full power. You immediately rush to the stage and shoot Barth with your pistol. Pathetic boolets are not enough to stop a true country star however.
Have fun with permanent deafness! I'm going to go search for the livestock pens. Specifically the horses. And then cause a stampede towards the stage.
Initiative: 26
[2] vs. [6] 4 damage (caused to yourself). You start a stampede well enough, when they come within hearing range of Barth Grooks however all the horses, pigs, and cattle turn around and stampede right back into their cages. They also make sure to squash your face on the way back. No animal fights against a country-lovin' hero like Barth.
Barth Grooks, meet Grenade Launcher. Grenade Launcher, Barth Grooks.
Initiative: 13
[5] vs. [3] 2 damage You launch a grenade straight into the stage and it blows up right behind him. Shrapnel means nothing to a man who grew up in the wilds of America though. His hide is as tough as leather!
Hunt him down, and throw to kunai into his eyes, 2 into his feet, 2 into his hands, and 1 into his skull then cut off his head for a trophy.
Initiative: 1
[5] vs. [4] 1 damage Metal ninja weapons also mean nothing to a man with the power of America behind him. Ninja weapons are only used by cowards who can't fight like a true American.
Attack with the power of COUNTRY!
SC: [4]-1=3 damage taken
ExKirby: [1] damage taken
Tarran: [1] damage taken
adwarf: [2] damage taken
[4] Barth Grooks has taken this opportunity to reveal his brand new song. It is so awful, so teeth-gnashingly terrible that you all cry emo tears and fall to the ground weeping like little
baby man!
AnnouncementsBarth Grooks has 5 health left. He currently has shrapnel embedded in his backside, a bullet in his country heart, and a ninja kunai sticking out of his face. He just keeps singing though!!!
Health: 19 out of 20
Inventory: Pistol 10/13, Katana, Turbo Boots
Points: 48
Health: 17 out of 20
Inventory: Football equipment (- 1 damage), baseball bat, balisong knife.
Points: 186
Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)
Health: 15 out of 20
Inventory: Grenade launcher 4/6, Cardboard box filled with extra-explosive gunpowder, Cardboard box full of extra-hard jellybeans.
Points: 3
Health: 14 out of 20
Inventory: Awesome trench coat, Scythe, Rope
Points: 150
Health: 18 out of 20
Inventory: Katana, 14 Kunai, 20 Shurikens, 3 Fire Extinguishers, a water pistol, a plastic cup, Unreliable "cannon" lighter, 50 yrds. of string, 31 1/2 copies of the New York Times.
Points: 50
Let me know if you see any mistakes. Also for future reference, if you have a trap set up where a super victim is, you can activate it remotely and it will do normal (1d10) damage. All super victims have 10 health. If you just try to attack them you make contested rolls. So yeah, there we go
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