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Author Topic: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?  (Read 16514 times)

choobakka

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 4: GOD DAMN HIPPIES!!!
« Reply #90 on: June 17, 2011, 03:53:43 pm »

I'll go to the stage and set the amps up to high enough to make people bleed from the ears. Then wait for "Barth Grooks".
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Quote from: Tarran
Find a near full Mary-go-round and pour all the gunpowder around one half of it's circumference. Pour jellybeans on top of the gunpowder.

[1]  You continue shopping now that your shrapnel is freshly removed.  Oh look at that, it's a anytime snow, just add water!  [2]  You completely forget to go look for a merry-go-round and booby trap it.

Quote from: SeriousConcentrate
Middleton did a touchdown dance in the booth before leaving, looking for all the shrapnel Tarran had created so he could take it and use it. If the doctor had it he would just "ask" for it.

[1]  BUT I HAVE TO STOP THE HIPPIE MUSIC.  You find a nearby speaker and bash it into thousands of tiny pieces.  You feel better now.  [1]  What shrapnel would you be talking about, you haven't seen any shrapnel.

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Fuck it, BREAK a way in. Then proceed to kill everyone on said ride.

[3]  Well you managed to break a way in by starting a fire with the sheer power of your awesomeness.  Unfortunately everyone starts running away now.  Piss.  [6]  You manage to decapitate a couple of people who run by you, but you're still inside a now burning ride.  You're pretty sure this is what they call, stupid.

([6]+2)x2=16 points

Quote from: adwarf
Light the Kunai on fire and throw them into a crowd of people afterwards put fire extinguishers in places where the rides will apply massive pressure to it.

[5]  Finally you light your Kunai on fire and throw 5 of them into the crowd.  They start running away while slowly growing more and more on fire.  When all is said and done, 13 people have burnt to death from your 4 Kunai.  Not bad you suppose.

[2]  It looks like most of the rides are no longer operational.  *sigh*  Figures the others would grab those first.

([5]+13)x2=36 points

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I'll go to the stage and set the amps up to high enough to make people bleed from the ears. Then wait for "Barth Grooks".

[3]  You set the amps up to the highest setting "Loud enough to cause permanent hearing loss, but not bleeding from the ears."  Such an oddly specific setting that.  Oh look there's Barth Grooks now!  WOOOOO GO BARTH GO!!!!

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Barth Grooks has arrived.  He is armed with a guitar, annoying country songs, and an uncomfortably loud amplifying system.  ((Thank choobakka for giving him that additional weapon there :P))  OH SHIT!  HE'S GETTING READY TO PLAY NOW!  HIDE YOUR KIDS AND HIDE YOUR WIVES!

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Hunt him down, and throw to kunai into his eyes, 2 into his feet, 2 into his hands, and 1 into his skull then cut off his head for a trophy.
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OH COME ON.

Barth Grooks, meet Grenade Launcher. Grenade Launcher, Barth Grooks.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Garrett ignored Barth; too risky to go straight him. Instead he went for the fireworks and pyrotechnics. There had to be some around. Those he would rig to explode so when they went off the stage and everything in a ten-yard radius - basically the front row - would get destroyed.
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Bullet. Barth Grooks. My pissed-offness at my lack of stylish kills. Make it happen.
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Have fun with permanent deafness! I'm going to go search for the livestock pens. Specifically the horses. And then cause a stampede towards the stage.
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V-Norrec

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I think I'm actually going to have to roll initiative this turn with you all attacking poor Barth at once lol.

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I'm not attacking Barth... I'm attacking everything in a direct line from the livestock pens to the stage!  :P
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Quote from: SeriousConcentrate
Garrett ignored Barth; too risky to go straight him. Instead he went for the fireworks and pyrotechnics. There had to be some around. Those he would rig to explode so when they went off the stage and everything in a ten-yard radius - basically the front row - would get destroyed.

Initiative:  62

[4] vs. [1]  (Pyrotechnics prepared to go off.)  You are completely unquestioned as you set up a large supply of low-grade explosives and fireworks to go off whenever you want.  This is about to get messy.  Wait, is he singing?  OH GOD MY EARS!!!  IT IS WORSE THAN THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND BOB DYLANS!!!  PLEASE EUTHANIZE MY EARS!!!!!

Quote from: ExKirby
Bullet. Barth Grooks. My pissed-offness at my lack of stylish kills. Make it happen.

Intiative:  53

[3] vs. [1]  2 Damage  You strap your turbo shoes on and set them to full power.  You immediately rush to the stage and shoot Barth with your pistol.  Pathetic boolets are not enough to stop a true country star however.

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Have fun with permanent deafness! I'm going to go search for the livestock pens. Specifically the horses. And then cause a stampede towards the stage.

Initiative:  26

[2] vs. [6]  4 damage (caused to yourself).  You start a stampede well enough, when they come within hearing range of Barth Grooks however all the horses, pigs, and cattle turn around and stampede right back into their cages.  They also make sure to squash your face on the way back.  No animal fights against a country-lovin' hero like Barth.

Quote from: Tarran
Barth Grooks, meet Grenade Launcher. Grenade Launcher, Barth Grooks.

Initiative:  13

[5] vs. [3]  2 damage  You launch a grenade straight into the stage and it blows up right behind him.  Shrapnel means nothing to a man who grew up in the wilds of America though.  His hide is as tough as leather!

Quote from: adwarf
Hunt him down, and throw to kunai into his eyes, 2 into his feet, 2 into his hands, and 1 into his skull then cut off his head for a trophy.

Initiative:  1

[5] vs. [4]  1 damage  Metal ninja weapons also mean nothing to a man with the power of America behind him.  Ninja weapons are only used by cowards who can't fight like a true American.

Quote from: Barth Grooks
Attack with the power of COUNTRY!

SC:  [4]-1=3 damage taken

ExKirby:  [1] damage taken

Tarran:  [1] damage taken

adwarf:  [2] damage taken

[4] Barth Grooks has taken this opportunity to reveal his brand new song.  It is so awful, so teeth-gnashingly terrible that you all cry emo tears and fall to the ground weeping like little baby man!

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Barth Grooks has 5 health left.  He currently has shrapnel embedded in his backside, a bullet in his country heart, and a ninja kunai sticking out of his face.  He just keeps singing though!!!

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Let me know if you see any mistakes.  Also for future reference, if you have a trap set up where a super victim is, you can activate it remotely and it will do normal (1d10) damage.  All super victims have 10 health.  If you just try to attack them you make contested rolls.  So yeah, there we go :P
« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 11:22:40 pm by V-Norrec »
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adwarf

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Cut off his head with my kunai afterwards say "That should stop your horrible ass singing you crackhead."
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choobakka

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Go to the seats where people are watching Barth and spread a rumor that he's secretly a homosexual atheist who hates America. Suddenly, stampede!

This will go either very well or very badly.
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Grenade his stage and make him wish he had wings.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Middleton got the hell out of there and activated the pyro by remote control!
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Introduce Mr. Barth Grooks's Guitar to my good friend, MR. KATANA. Also slash him with my Rapier Wit.
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