Lay a big pile of gunpowder down and a circle of jellybeans around it. If possible, run away and bounce a grenade from my grenade launcher off of a rollercoaster and onto the pile.
[2] You have no idea what you are even doing so you just put your jelly beans and gunpowder down and start browsing looking at all the stuff for sale. WOW! They have a hat with a flap of fabric to protect your neck from the sun. What will they think of next?
Boring... Unable to wait any longer, Middleton started laying about with the baseball bat. "I'm going right to the front of the line, boys!" he yelled somewhat nonsensically as he advanced, swinging at everything close by. When he got to the front he would take out the ride's operator and push the speed up to massively unsafe levels.
[6+1=7 SUPER OVERSHOT!!!] You begin to rampage through the line of people. All told by the time you reach the front of the line you've killed approximately 39 people with your bat. You're pretty tuckered out now though so you settle down for a nap. ZZZZZ
([7]+39)x1 = 46 points gained
Find a fire extinguisher, gun, alchol, lighter, string, and newspapers.
[base roll: 4] You find [5] A stock pile of fire extinguishers, [2] A water Pistol [3] Watered-down beer, [6] A lighter that looks like a cannon, unfortunately it was made in China and only works when it feels like it, [5] 50 yards or so of thick string, [5] enough copies of the New York Times to make a forest weep.
Now I think I'll kill the ferris wheel's operator with my scythe, and supercharge this baby!
[6+1=7 SUPER OVERSHOT!!!] You easily separate the operator's head from his body and then push the Ferris Wheel to it's limits. Of course you want to see what happens so you get on the Ferris Wheel as well. Suddenly it breaks free from the base that was holding it and begins speeding through the fair. Also, you never knew this before but apparently you suffer motion sickness. When you finally get out after the Ferris wheel crashes into a
huge statue you throw up.
[2 health lost] ([7]+23)x5 = 150 points
Run over to the duster and slam my Katana into the fuel tank. Then, run away and SHOOT.
[5] You open up the fuel tank with your Katana before getting the heck out of dodge. [4] 10 people are engulfed in the ensuing explosion of the crop duster. They shouldn't have gone to investigate why it landed outside the landing strip.
([4]+10)x2 = 28 points
Health: 20 out of 20
Inventory: Pistol 11/13, Katana, Turbo Boots
Points: 32
Health: 20 out of 20
Inventory: Football equipment (- 1 damage), baseball bat, balisong knife.
Points: 46
Health: 20 out of 20
Inventory: Grenade launcher 6/6, Cardboard box filled with extra-explosive gunpowder, Cardboard box full of extra-hard jellybeans.
Points: 0
Health: 18 out of 20
Inventory: Awesome trench coat, Scythe, Rope
Points: 150
Health: 20 out of 20
Inventory: Katana, 20 Kunai, 20 Shurikens, 3 Fire Extinguishers, a water pistol, a plastic cup filled with watered-down beer, Unreliable "cannon" lighter, 50 yrds. of string, 32 copies of the New York Times.
Points: 14
Wow. . . choobakka for the early lead I suppose