Mort grinned. Explosives are good... He went to plant the explosive at the base of the big statue, then set it off. Death by statue is a horrible way to go...
[4] You set up the explosives at the base of the statue. [2] Unfortunately the explosion begins to fall back towards you. OH SHIT, BIG TEX'S REVENGE!!! You manage to get out of the way just in time though.
((That's what you get for trying to take down Big Tex. I <3 Big Tex. I'm just glad the dice agree
))
((Seriously, if you didn't see that episode of King of the Hill, go watch it, I love that episode))
Pour gunpowder on the ground, jelly beans on top, use grenade, boom.
[3] You finally manage to pour your gunpowder and jelly beans on the ground. [5] Those jelly beans are surprisingly bouncy and fast despite gunpowder being a low-grade explosive that merely burns fast and produces a lot of gas. I mean, who would choose to bring a huge amount of gunpowder even though it deflagrates at sub-sonic speeds. Oh, and 44 people died.
([5]+44)x2=98 points
Use the fire extinguishers to freeze them to death
[4] Well... it didn't really freeze them, but you managed to suffocate 6 people with the carbon dioxide stored in one of those puppies.
([4]+6)x3 = 30 points
Middleton walked on over to the taffy pull machine and casually pushed the operator into it. "Laffy taffy, my ass," he said.
[4] You push the operator of a taffy machine into, oddly enough, the taffy machine and watch as he gets turned into human taffy. Fun!
([4]+1)x4 = 20 points
"It appears.... [shades]You just got Man-Flipped[/shades]." BAD PUN... Must discard shades! Throw them at the nearest person, then proceed to decapitate him/her/it/Justin Bieber.
((Actually did you mean you wanted to melee kill everyone when you said use your Rapier Wit, because I thought you meant insult them to death))
[4] You decapitate Justin Bieber... or somebody who looks like him anyway. That's what you get for having an obsession with babies you delinquent!
([4]+1)x5= 25 points
AnnouncementsThe next Super Victim is Capt. Cook. He will arrive next turn.
Health: 19 out of 20
Inventory: Pistol 10/13, Katana, Turbo Boots
Points: 103
Health: 17 out of 20
Inventory: Football equipment (- 1 damage), baseball bat, balisong knife.
Points: 486
Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)
Health: 12 out of 20
Inventory: Grenade launcher 2/6, Cardboard box 3/4 full with extra-explosive gunpowder, Cardboard box 3/8 full of extra-hard jellybeans.
Points: 101
Health: 14 out of 20
Inventory: Awesome trench coat, Scythe, Rope
Points: 150
Health: 15 out of 20
Inventory: Katana, 14 Kunai, 15 Shurikens, 2 Fire Extinguishers, a water pistol, Unreliable "cannon" lighter, 50 yrds. of string, 31 1/2 copies of the New York Times.
Points: 89
Man... you all got good rolls. You lucky people you. I had so many ways to mess up your plans but I got to implement none of them.
Well besides for the revenge of Big Tex. Ahhhh Big Tex, is there anything you aren't good for?
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