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Author Topic: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 18: Problem?  (Read 16472 times)

V-Norrec

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Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #105 on: June 23, 2011, 09:25:43 am »
Quote from: choobakka
Go to the seats where people are watching Barth and spread a rumor that he's secretly a homosexual atheist who hates America. Suddenly, stampede!

Initiative:  93

[3] vs. [1] 2 damage.  You manage to convince a couple of people the Barth is in fact a Rock&Roll Anti-American Atheist Gay Commie Spy in disguise.  They hurl a brick up at him, hitting him right in the head.  Nothing like a stampede though :(

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Cut off his head with my kunai afterwards say "That should stop your horrible ass singing you crackhead."

Initiative:  85

[2+1] vs. [6] 3 damage (to yourself).  You try to get closer to Barth but you accidentally push a pregnant lady over.  Barth quickly whips the crowd up into a frenzy and cause them to start trying to claw your eyes out. 

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Grenade his stage and make him wish he had wings.

Initiative:  76

[1] vs. [4] = 3 damage (to yourself)  You go ahead and bounce a grenade up towards the stage but he knocks it back to you with his Guitar.  BOOM!  That hurt.

Quote from: ExKirby
Introduce Mr. Barth Grooks's Guitar to my good friend, MR. KATANA. Also slash him with my Rapier Wit.

Initiative:  60

[6] vs. [6]  You reach the stage unhindered when you notice something disturbing for the first time.  His guitar, IT IS MADE OF STEEL!  He soon raises his guitar over his shoulder and faces you.  Charging forward you hope to have momentum on your side when you attack Barth, but bringing his guitar down he meets your katana and it is a deadlock as you both struggle to try and overpower the other.  Eventually you both jump back at the same time and prepare for a second assault.  Your danger senses start going off however and you take the opportunity to put plenty of distance between yourself and the stage.

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Middleton got the hell out of there and activated the pyro by remote control!

Initiative:  10

[4] [6 damage]  Finally you are away from that horrid singing.  You take your remote out and push the button.  You soon hear screaming as Barth and many of his fans face the searing wrath of fireworks and napalm.  Looking back you see the entire stage is engulfed in flames, the amps shooting sparks out and the first row of people, thirty of Barth's biggest fans, have had bottle rockets shot directly into their faces.  It's a good day to be a murderous motherfucker.

([4]+31)x8 (x2 for Super Victim, x4 for Style) = 280 points!  JACKPOT!

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Ding dong the Barth is dead. Which ol' Barth? The Wicked Barth!  Ding dong the Wicked Barth is DEAD!!!

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Did I really make a reference to the Wizard of Oz?  Damn, that's low even for me.
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SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #106 on: June 23, 2011, 09:28:59 am »
TOUCHDOWN DANCE! Garrett also just happened to accidentally shank somebody with his knife while he was doing that.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #107 on: June 23, 2011, 09:30:25 am »
Glare at Garrett, then go look for some explosives.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #108 on: June 23, 2011, 12:50:17 pm »
...I have no chance at catching up. Holy freaking shit.

Find another crowd.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #109 on: June 23, 2011, 01:18:56 pm »
Begin killing the crowd in anyway possible.
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V-Norrec

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #110 on: June 24, 2011, 09:30:06 pm »
*roars at ExKirby*
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #111 on: June 27, 2011, 12:58:43 am »
Quote from: V-Norrec on June 24, 2011, 09:30:06 pm
*roars at ExKirby*

You have 24 hours until I go without you.
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 7: Oh how I have fallen. Also, Serious wins.
« Reply #112 on: June 27, 2011, 03:48:57 pm »
Bluh. Next time, send a PM. You'll get a response a LOT faster.

"Looks like [shades]we just lit this place up.[/shades]." Attempt to kill everyone within a 200m radius with my RAPIER WIT.
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 8: Not much going on.
« Reply #113 on: June 27, 2011, 08:35:41 pm »
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TOUCHDOWN DANCE! Garrett also just happened to accidentally shank somebody with his knife while he was doing that.

[2] You dance, quite awesomely, but there is nobody close enough to shank.  You look pretty bad-ass with your dancing skills.

Quote from: choobakka
Glare at Garrett, then go look for some explosives.

[4] You find a charge of C-4.  Bad-ass!

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Find another crowd.

[3] You find an entirely separate crowd where several politicians are about to debate.  A lot of farmers are standing around, waiting to hear the debate, looking pretty bored.

Quote from: adwarf
Begin killing the crowd in anyway possible.

[4] So many possibilities, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!!!!  Oh who am I kidding, let's just throw shurikens at them until they die.

([4]+5)x1 = 9 points

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"Looks like [shades]we just lit this place up.[/shades]." Attempt to kill everyone within a 200m radius with my RAPIER WIT.

[5] With your Katana out you find a man named Manthwerp Sheepbad and begin insult sword fighting him. 

"You fight like a Dairy Farmer!"

"I am rubber, you are glue!"

"When I'm done with you, you'll look like a Shish-kabob."

"Oh yeah?"

You then stab him.  Poor Manthwerp  :'(

((I'm pretty sure being able to have a bomb nuke with your mind more or less would be outrageously overpowered so I tuned it down.))

([5]+1)x5 = 30 points.

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« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 08:48:20 pm by V-Norrec »
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choobakka

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 8: Not much going on.
« Reply #114 on: June 27, 2011, 08:43:02 pm »
Mort grinned. Explosives are good... He went to plant the explosive at the base of the big statue, then set it off. Death by statue is a horrible way to go...

I'm pretty sure (5+1)x5 is 30 points.
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V-Norrec

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 8: Not much going on.
« Reply #115 on: June 27, 2011, 08:47:12 pm »
Quote from: choobakka on June 27, 2011, 08:43:02 pm
I'm pretty sure (5+1)x5 is 30 points.
DERP DERP DERP!

Edit:  In case it wasn't clear, that was the sound of me derping.  And the problem is fixed now.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 09:07:29 pm by V-Norrec »
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 8: Not much going on.
« Reply #116 on: June 27, 2011, 08:49:21 pm »
Pour gunpowder on the ground, jelly beans on top, use grenade, boom.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 8: Not much going on.
« Reply #117 on: June 27, 2011, 09:23:05 pm »
Use the fire extinguishers to freeze them to death
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choobakka

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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 8: Not much going on.
« Reply #118 on: June 27, 2011, 10:10:53 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on June 27, 2011, 09:23:05 pm
Use the fire extinguishers to freeze them to death
I'm pretty sure most types of fire extinguishers don't work like that...
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Re: Roll to Hunt/Hide, Turn 8: Not much going on.
« Reply #119 on: June 27, 2011, 10:19:10 pm »
Middleton walked on over to the taffy pull machine and casually pushed the operator into it. "Laffy taffy, my ass," he said.
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