A dwarf tries to "grab anything he can use" and then runs out the "~" door. [5]
He fills one of the boxes with the dead hornets, closes it back up and takes it and the key with him, grabbing the chair from the corner on his way. He then throws open the door and hurries out.
A dwarf is now underwater and in darkness![4]+2=6
Luckily, the chair and mostly empty box are buoyant, and quickly float him to the surface where he gasps for breath. He finds himself in a large and featureless ocean - featureless, that is, except for the crash of waves, the fluffy white clouds, and the enormous ship, sails billowing, that's about to run him over.
A dwarf HAS SURVIVED FOR TWO TURNS
A dwarf HAS SURVIVED EIGHT ROLLS
Derm attempts investigate the silence!
[6] He succeeds amazingly. He leaps into the trees, racing along on a jolt of adrenaline, utterly silent himself, until he hangs, grinning, over the foolish jungle cat.
Dem has gained the ability Mega-Ninja.
He quickly swings down, attacking the creature[6]. He drops down on to the creatures back, his hands glowing with energy, as he infuses it with chaos to the point where it becomes a mere extension of his will. The creature becomes infused with unholy energy[4], increasing in power in addition to coming under Derm's command. He dismounts, and looks at himself through the new pair of eyes.
Derm has gained the ability Derm Infusion
DERM HAS SURVIVED FOR THREE TURNS
DERM HAS SURVIVED FOUR ROLLS
DERM HAS GAINED AN EXTRA LIFE
SC attempts to do push-ups until he can lift the claymore. After all, he's not leaving it behind!
[4]He works out a little bit. He feels stronger, but unfortunately the claymore is still to heavy for him to lift. He sees a rhino lazing about in the distance. [2] He does not see anything moving through the tall grass behind him, however.
SC HAS SURVIVED FOR THREE TURNS
SC HAS SURVIVED FOUR ROLLS
Bowl attempts to take a look at the straggly-looking plants, to see if anything useful can be removed or extracted.
You examine one of the plants. It looks like you can extract some delicious nutrients from it! [1] After devouring the plant, you realize it is interacting quite adversely with your snake metabolism. The poison [6] quickly spreads throughout your body, crippling your ability to shapeshift and dealing [6]+[4] points of damage. 0_0
BOWL HAS BEEN KILLED ON HIS THIRD TURN!
BOWL SURVIVED FOUR ROLLS
WE HAVE A NEW RECORD!
Kaguro attempts to smack it on the nose with the hammer to establish dominance!
[3] He swings the hammers against what he believes to be the Ripper's nose. The attack draws blood, but the Ripper does not recognize your dominance. Instead, it roars at you and fires[5] barbed laser spikes from its eyes at you. You [4] barely avoid the brunt of the attack, but a few lodged themselves in one of your arms. You take [3] damage!
The creatures skin across its wrists splits, and two enormous blades push themselves out. It prepares to live up to its name.
KAGURO HAS SURVIVED FOR THREE TURNS
KAGURO HAS SURVIVED FIVE ROLLS
KAGURO HAS 7 LIFE REMAINING
What do you do?
A note for those in the future, if you want a bit more control, make sure to mention what you will do if, say, a or b happens as a result of your command, so I can do that. As is, in absence of direction I will simply attempt to come up with something appropriate for your roll and shape.
Also,
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Congratulations to Bowl for the quickest win I've ever seen in this game, for a series of amazingly unlucky rolls! (A 1 player roll, followed by 2 opposing 6s)