A dwarf tries to sit in the chair, and tries to fir the box underneath it to help make it a floatation device, and then head in one direction as fast, and as far as possible while looking for sharks to wrestle.. [6]
He quickly fastens his box and chair into a primitive boat. The ship is bearing down on him, however, and he knows he needs to get out of the way, so with a flurry of concussive punches he propels himself across the ocean looking for sharks to wrestle!
A dwarf has leveled up his Shock Wave Strike ability, gaining Shock Wave Flurry! He can no launch shockwave strikes in rapid succession! Useful for taking out hordes of enemies, doubles as a boat motor apparently!
He looks for a shark to wrestle [1], but find yourself completely and absolutely alone in the ocean. It appears to be totally devoid of life, with the exception of the ship that has now disappeared into the distance. You are also very lost, though you've seen nothing of note to be lost in comparison too, so that doesn't mean much.
A dwarf HAS SURVIVED FOR THREE TURNS
A dwarf HAS SURVIVED TWO ROLLS
Derm roars a challenge to the entire jungle! [5]
Both Derm's let lose all the power contained in their lungs. The jungle is thoroughly intimidated - it is quiet except for the occasional sound of an animal fleeing before his potential wrath.
DERM HAS SURVIVED FOR FOUR TURNS
DERM HAS SURVIVED FIVE ROLLS
DERM HAS TWO LIVES
SC attempts to screw working, and attempts to alter reality so he can pick up that claymore and then go kill the rhino to try it out! If he still can't take the sword then he guesses I'll go explore a bit. [1]
His attempt to alter reality succeeds admirably. The claymore is now about the size of a toothpick, and he easily pick it up. Unfortunately, he fumbles it while preparing to wield it in his fight against the rhino, pricking himself in the finger and dropping it in the tall grass. SC has misplaced the claymore.
[2] Also there is a lion he still have not noticed, or did not notice until it was biting at his calf. Kind of sucks to be him right now. Luckily, it's attack [1] is only a glancing blow, drawing a bit of blood but leaving him otherwise fit to run or fight. SC takes 1 damage from a claymore prick, and 1 from a brutal lion attack.
SC HAS SURVIVED FOR FOUR TURNS
SC HAS SURVIVED SEVEN ROLLS
SC HAS 8 LIFE REMAINING
Choo attempts to wear a box as a helmet! [1]
He fails miserably, managing to clonk himself in the head and knock himself out instead. Choo takes 3 damage from the attempt, and is now unconcious. He will automatically attempt to regain consciousness every turn, but will not succeed until he rolls a four or higher.
CHOO HAS SURVIVED FOR ONE TURNS
CHOO HAS 7 LIFE REMAINING
CHOO IS UNCONSCIOUS
Kaguro attempts to jump on it and try to hammer nails into it's eyes, or something that looks soft and fleshy if it lacks eyes. If he fail to jump on it then try to get around it to do the same thing.
[5] You jump onto the creatures back before it can strike you, and begin to hammer nails into. [4] The creature roars in pain, and struggles to reach you with its weapons. [3] Unfortunately, you are just out of reach, and it seems completely unable to do anything to you. Your attacks [3], unfortunately, do not seem to be doing enough damage to bring the Ripper down, no matter how many nails you sink into it's fleshy bits. You DO [5] manage to destroy it's laserbarb launching eyes though. It may also be blinded, though you aren't sure if the organs actually served both purposes.
KAGURO HAS SURVIVED FOR FOUR TURNS
KAGURO HAS SURVIVED TEN ROLLS
KAGURO HAS 7 LIFE REMAINING
What do you do?
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